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(Fidel, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 15:42, archived)

help a new member!

I usually just read all your stuff, but now I'm forced to ask for help. Does anyone know how to record/ save stuff from that looplabs.com site? I'm wasting vast amounts of time on it for no reward.

(Lapin, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 15:05, archived)

hello! nice to meet you...

i can't help you but I'm sure someone will...
also it's hard for me to type with my sore finger. I might go home. Late workin' is rubbish.

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pep, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 15:15, archived)

Well

you really cant save the songs you make unless you take your computers recording program and record the song off the site. Its hard if you just have sound recorder because it only records for 60 seconds. Another thing you can do is just wait for the next versian of loop labs to come out because they say that youll be able to save the songs to your hard drive.

(shadysladysb, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 16:18, archived)

actually

the 60 second rule can be extended to whatever you like, or at least you used to be able to extend it. I cant find it now but in one of the main windows ini files you can specify a record length. I havent done it in years though so I cant remember what ini file or anything like that. Can anyone else remember what ini file it was and does it still work in newer versions of windows?

I seem to remember playing with this in 3.11

(Sul, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 19:05, archived)

arrggghh. I just shut my finger in the door

while attempting to lock up b3ta headquaters.
It hurts.

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pep, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 15:01, archived)

stub your toe on something

it'll take the edge off the pain in your finger

(Sul, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 15:08, archived)

ahh, it's ok. I just repeatedly smashed my head against

a brick wall.
thanks for the advice!

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pep, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 15:10, archived)

no problem

I'm full of it

(Sul, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 15:11, archived)

i can

imagine

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pep, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 15:19, archived)

What are you doing there at this time of night?

Get off out to do some jetsetting!
Sorry about your finger...Is it still attached?

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Wifey, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 15:09, archived)

we started a game

here - but couldn't get the keyboard to take the keypresses quick enough. any ideas? anyone?

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rob, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 13:09, archived)

For the love of God!!

Please get that game to work. Please!! It's fantastic.

(milk_explosion, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 13:15, archived)

Oh actually

This game is quite authentic. It is quite absurd that a goth-snail could ever beat a jet propelled dunco-moose (or whatever it is). It would break the laws of nature. Is there any way you can perhaps get the jet-propelled dunco-mooses to take an hubristic nap by one of them thar trees??

(milk_explosion, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 14:53, archived)

could the

snail move faster at all, if you get a steady motion he can actualy go quite fast as it is

(Sul, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 14:12, archived)

the snail doesnt move

when i press it....maybe my computer is gay

(rik, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 14:27, archived)

Speaking as a proud pink compooter

would you like a knee in the danglers?

(Ernest Thesiger, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 19:14, archived)

My Maid

Ready to take on Mr Tea and Nacho's maids in a fight to the death for our amusement.
Who else wants to fight maids? Anyone in?

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crab_bloke), Mon 5 Nov 2001, 13:01, archived)

Mine will beat you all

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AndyK, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 13:30, archived)

Have at you

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nicey, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 16:37, archived)

Thrust! Parry!

I'll blow the shit out of your techno war maid Mr Tea- and of course all within Queensbury rules. Fancy a gentleman's wager?

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crab_bloke), Mon 5 Nov 2001, 17:31, archived)

That's the spirit

I'll wager a packet of my finest Gariballdi biscuits. What say you my decapedial friend?

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nicey, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 18:17, archived)

wow!

I'd love to see these Maids of Battle in action. Any chance of a fucked up game based on this new found wargame anyone?

(Sul, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 19:14, archived)

Yeah

this reminds me of an old arcade game where you were a tank and you had to shoot stuff

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Harold, Tue 6 Nov 2001, 0:30, archived)

a quick strike from one of these...

... would do the trick. gloves at 10 o'clock.

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AndyK, Tue 6 Nov 2001, 2:50, archived)

how would this work?

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rob, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 11:28, archived)

very well i reckon.

"come on! bring it on!" ad nauseum

(Zannusi-Beatz, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 11:37, archived)

the scientist and the slapper ...

... is a classic combo.

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rob, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 11:40, archived)

didnt loaded

get Jo Guest to interview either wollf or some other aged brainiac, a few years ago.

(Zannusi-Beatz, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 11:41, archived)

Jordan's allowed to race

as long as it doesn't involve her running...she'd have the unfair advantage of knocking all the other contestants out

(Nacho, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 11:37, archived)

could it be like a treasure hunt?

Set three really obscure items and two teams have to search web sites for said items and persuede the owners to give it too them by promising them a really good photoshopped image of them with a rabbit's head.

Items could include a huge canoe signed by the whole york canoe club.

(Sul, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 11:40, archived)

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rob, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 11:53, archived)

do I have to make a word

rablokake?
bunmancake?
lapingeezercake?
oh its too diffuicult, I give up

(Sul, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 12:01, archived)

ha ha - that's not what heinz meant

... he was saying, "build something with those images." Except in a comedy german accent.

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rob, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 12:06, archived)

Self-referential pictionary

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crab_bloke), Mon 5 Nov 2001, 12:16, archived)

is it a wolf trkking across a lake of beans

to get to a test tube full of beans? Or have I had too much to drink?

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AndyK, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 14:18, archived)

Ummm

yup, that's exactly it. or maybe not.....

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crab_bloke), Mon 5 Nov 2001, 17:34, archived)

This would be better

And much more true too.

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crab_bloke), Mon 5 Nov 2001, 11:41, archived)

each team is given 3 obscure images

to find and they have to create the most bizarre photoshop image out of them in just 30 minutes.
Sponsored by Google Image Search.

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AndyK, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 11:45, archived)

How about this?

I'd watch it

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crab_bloke), Mon 5 Nov 2001, 11:51, archived)

Each team

would need to find the most unrelated images they could, they would then transfoming them into something that would start an instant imcomprehensible cult following, all whilst sending up Jordan so much that she realised, and trying to un-stereotype Hienz Wolff.

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nicey, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 11:59, archived)

For the more discerning web-head

Sophistication comes as standard

www.artfink.demon.co.uk/chap/index2.html

(milk_explosion, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 11:23, archived)

its horrible being a fish

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monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 11:16, archived)

but that's truely tragic

that's a feature length love story for sure...

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pep, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 11:18, archived)

I'm in tears

sniff

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crab_bloke), Mon 5 Nov 2001, 11:33, archived)

old missy "in yer face"

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monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 10:51, archived)

wow

my gran does that. i thought she had a unique skill. evidently not.

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crab_bloke), Mon 5 Nov 2001, 11:04, archived)

mine does it too

but only when I'm asleep

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monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 11:17, archived)

Fear Duncan

for he has the technology

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crab_bloke), Mon 5 Nov 2001, 10:42, archived)

They would make terrific

supermarket trollies.

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nicey, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 10:53, archived)

which?

the exo-skeletor flying vehicle, or Duncan?

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crab_bloke), Mon 5 Nov 2001, 10:56, archived)

The whole thing

His antlers could carry the shopping.

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nicey, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 11:02, archived)

there speaketh a

father.

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pep, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 11:04, archived)

Quite

He would have to be more manouverable than those mad double trollies we have to use.

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nicey, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 11:25, archived)

buying food is a nightmare

which is why i now photosynthesise instead.

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crab_bloke), Mon 5 Nov 2001, 11:30, archived)

We've been toying with the idea of hiring a maid

for the weekend, whenever there's a large number of us together at the weekend. It would only cost about a tenner each, and you'd have someone to make all the teas, go to the shops, make the toast, empty the ashtrays and clean up spillages! It would save so many arguments

(Nacho, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 11:44, archived)

cool

I'll get one. we can make them fight each other for our entertainment.

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crab_bloke), Mon 5 Nov 2001, 11:57, archived)

Maid wars

Count us in. Our maid will have free use of our Decimator, which I'll hire at the same time.

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nicey, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 12:39, archived)

I'm attaching

a huge spike to my maid's forehead at the moment. She's going to get tit-mounted WD40 flamethrowers soon too.
Bring it on!

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crab_bloke), Mon 5 Nov 2001, 12:50, archived)

I dunno

I would be afraid that he'd fly into the heavens with my groceries once we got to the carpark.

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crab_bloke), Mon 5 Nov 2001, 11:05, archived)

Well..

our local Sainsburys has like wierd metal things that stop you nicking trollies. Supermarkets with these boys would need carparks a bit like the Snowdon Avery at London Zoo, I expect. That way the worst that could happen is that the moose headed snail boy flying machines could hover out of reach. You could then becken them down with lettuce to get your shopping.

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nicey, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 11:22, archived)

but...

with a weekly shops worth of groceries, surely they would be able to survive out of reach for a lengthy period, id have wires attached to them like kites, or unruly surfboards, or large exploive plants in their heads, just blow their faces off and watch as two tonne or machinery moose and groceries gently fall to earth.

(Zannusi-Beatz, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 11:26, archived)

Yes I was worried about that

But of course as they reach up for a packet of biscuits they would take thier hands off the controls causing them to crash, in a sickening heap of moose twisted metal and shopping.

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nicey, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 11:37, archived)

Yup, it's fool proof

At night you could just light a candle and they would fly round and round it till they collapsed exhausted.

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crab_bloke), Mon 5 Nov 2001, 11:26, archived)

When Duncan

got his moment of fame in Flash Gordon

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crab_bloke), Mon 5 Nov 2001, 10:26, archived)

this is how I rember duncan in Flash Gordon.

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rob, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 10:36, archived)

'tallest'

is a good keyword for google:

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monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 10:25, archived)

YESSSSSSS!!!!!

I've always dreamed that one day I would be able to construct my own monitor lizard, and now I can!

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spacefish bong!, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 10:10, archived)

ain't he cute

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rob, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 10:19, archived)

Separated at birth

I'm off work today, ill. This is what I have achieved.

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KQ, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 10:10, archived)

i'd take more days off in future...

if it meant we could see more smash frogs.

(Zannusi-Beatz, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 10:11, archived)

animate it

Get them watching high jumpers on their space ships' TV and laughing (ribbiting) at how rubbish we humans are at jumping.
Just like in the potato advert.

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monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 10:24, archived)

this isn't photoshopped

he's the bestest in the graveyard.

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monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 10:09, archived)

that or he had a complex in life

maybe?

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pep, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 10:14, archived)

but he doesn't like moose

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AndyK, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 10:16, archived)

how dare they?

lets launch a bombing attack on mooses.

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monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 10:22, archived)

Don't believe Rob's lies

This is what Duncan looked like in 1989

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crab_bloke), Mon 5 Nov 2001, 10:08, archived)

dont his...

antlers get caught, when he retracts into his shell.

(Zannusi-Beatz, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 10:09, archived)

they kind of curl around, and stick out the end.He can then use them for defence, or scuttle around on them, or pick up telly with them. I often use him as a hair brush.

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crab_bloke), Mon 5 Nov 2001, 10:16, archived)

this is Duncan - circa 1989

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rob, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 9:57, archived)

Now we know why pep is scared

Don't worry - I won't let him near you.

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Wifey, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 10:01, archived)

he's now a management consultant ...

... is that what happends to all old goths?

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rob, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 10:03, archived)

yes

or they work in insurance.

(Zannusi-Beatz, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 10:06, archived)

Brings us back to

http://www.amigothornot.com/
Do old goths stop being goths, or are they goths in another style? Discuss

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Wifey, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 10:10, archived)

old goths often emerge from their pupal state as snails

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rob, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 10:12, archived)

The Wife

thought it was odd when I took that photo of a snail in our backgarden. However, this makes it all alright.

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nicey, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 10:27, archived)

it's the photoshop karmic circle

init?

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rob, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 10:37, archived)

well...

at a sisters of mercy gig last year, there were a few people still keeping up the Morticia and Dracula look, but most the people there looked liked they'd sneaked off to the gig straight from their jobs. I even spied hawaiian shirts in attendance.

(Zannusi-Beatz, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 10:13, archived)

NOOOOOOO!!!

What is the world coming to? Those fiendish people in their hawaiian shirts! I bare my fangs at them...

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spacefish bong!, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 10:21, archived)

This is some mission statement...

"Welcome to Mooseworld! This site is about moose—seeing moose in the wild, collecting moose products, learning about moose habitat, diet, behavior and ecology and seeing how the "metaphor" of moose can make lives better and happier."

www.mooseworld.com

I think the moose has been sorely under represented on the b3ta board.

(Zannusi-Beatz, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 8:56, archived)

collecting moose products?

eeeww.

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pep, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 9:50, archived)

"oh dear

I seem to be stuck in a pun"

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AndyK, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 9:52, archived)

Fantastic

hooray for moose mousse

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crab_bloke), Mon 5 Nov 2001, 9:53, archived)

Look...

it's a recipe for Tangy Moose Mouse.

(james, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 10:22, archived)

bloody hell

it uses 2 types of moose for the mousse. what next, whale shakes?

(Zannusi-Beatz, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 10:33, archived)

What I like about it is

The tasty inclusion of quarks. Those little sub atomic particles make for an interesting tang.

(james, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 10:41, archived)

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