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# you've probably seen this already...
but it kills a minute or two

www.vectorlounge.com/04_amsterdam/jam/flamjam.html

best so far 257mph, although my colleague just clocked 537 mph, but he does have a stupid looking mouse.
(Zannusi-Beatz, Tue 6 Nov 2001, 7:55, archived)
# woohoo!
just clocked 847mph, i am office champ
(Zannusi-Beatz, Tue 6 Nov 2001, 8:02, archived)
# I can only manage to spank mine at
465mph max.

darn these slow mices!
(bastardizor, Tue 6 Nov 2001, 8:13, archived)
# spank the monkey
isn't there an innuendo there somewhere?

Doesn't it chaf and get sore after a while?
(james, Tue 6 Nov 2001, 8:30, archived)
# ive worked out how to cheat...
and have just clocked an impressive 1049mph, huzzah!

(Zannusi-Beatz, Tue 6 Nov 2001, 8:38, archived)
# My mate
got 1500 with a screenshot to boot. but i cant be bothered to get it hosted and everything.
(Naughty Tortoise, Tue 6 Nov 2001, 10:09, archived)
# just got 1112
and i feel that's enough of an achievement for me...
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 6 Nov 2001, 11:03, archived)
# --------------------------UPDATE---------------------------
Well folks,

After literally days of not quite hard enough work, ozy and me have managed to put up a holding page for our website.

be sure to check for updates if you can be arsed, at www.spyn-cycle.com
(bastardizor, Tue 6 Nov 2001, 7:44, archived)
# A challenge of the ears
I've made this little chap
www.thelaughingskull.com/accessdenied/test/
but he is without an evil laugh. Can anyone help?
(I helped save b3ta! izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Tue 6 Nov 2001, 6:35, archived)
# Found a site with Beavis and Butthead wavs
the Cornholio wav has got Beavis laughing at the beginning. And now I've been sidetracked by B & B's other wavs.....

www.angelfire.com/ca3/jeneric/wavs4.html
(Nacho, Tue 6 Nov 2001, 7:05, archived)
# i love
beavis and butthead.

cheers for the biff information by the way - really gonna have to get this date thing sorted out - send us a picture of yourself will ya?

unadulterated though....
(bastardizor, Tue 6 Nov 2001, 7:28, archived)
# I do a credible evil laugh(tm)
I can send you a wav if you like (when I visit my house)
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Tue 6 Nov 2001, 8:03, archived)
# perfect
Go for it, man
[email protected]
(I helped save b3ta! izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Tue 6 Nov 2001, 9:44, archived)
# This is what came to my mind,
try it out
www.hedstorm.net/HOMEHAUNT/SoundEffects/LAUGHTER_SCREAMS_CRIES_HEARTBEAT_BREATHING/evil-laf.wav

otherwise I suggest taking Vincent Price's laugh from the end of "Thriller"...
(Timmy O Toole, Tue 6 Nov 2001, 8:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Ali's growth in the music industry (via k2)




(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 6 Nov 2001, 6:10, archived)
# this is a good homepage
http://www.afn.org/~crj/a_stupid.html
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 6 Nov 2001, 5:54, archived)
# Wish you were here
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 6 Nov 2001, 5:14, archived)
# Grumpy old sod
wasn't much happier when he got the flamingo either:

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Tue 6 Nov 2001, 6:06, archived)
# that looks like
an olden days version of the cab driver from league of gentleman.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 6 Nov 2001, 6:09, archived)
# He was a lot happier when
Moose Powered though.
Brought some colour to his world.

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Tue 6 Nov 2001, 6:46, archived)
# now this is a gay dog
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Tue 6 Nov 2001, 6:48, archived)
# pet shops
were the old equivalent of petrol stations - whenever your animal would run out of breath, you'd exchange it for a new one.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 6 Nov 2001, 6:53, archived)
# a very lazy effort.....
(Nacho, Tue 6 Nov 2001, 7:20, archived)
# just the 2 of us

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 6 Nov 2001, 5:12, archived)
# Is that
the woman from the Born Free Foundation?
(james, Tue 6 Nov 2001, 5:31, archived)
# shes from the 'im free'
foundation for camp elephants.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 6 Nov 2001, 5:33, archived)
# Are camp elephants
persecuted by heterosexual elephants then? Is that why they need caring for?
(james, Tue 6 Nov 2001, 5:53, archived)
# no, they are worshipped,
which is why many religions persecute homosexuals as they believe they are mocking elephant gods.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 6 Nov 2001, 6:03, archived)
# we dont do penny for the guy
in leeds - it's poodle for the goth:

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 6 Nov 2001, 5:01, archived)
# small car
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 6 Nov 2001, 4:54, archived)
# and the smallest
phonograph
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 6 Nov 2001, 4:59, archived)
# do you think he was
really trying to make it geometrically shaped?
Dad faces charge for trying to shape son's head.
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Tue 6 Nov 2001, 4:54, archived)
# "he wanted it to look like his own"
Thats a good image for photoshop though I havent time now.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 6 Nov 2001, 4:56, archived)
# mini challenge: can you re-design kitty?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 6 Nov 2001, 4:46, archived)
# here's mine
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Tue 6 Nov 2001, 5:10, archived)
# respect!
I like that. I have new wallpaper.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 6 Nov 2001, 5:15, archived)
# My moose will redesign your kitty
(james, Tue 6 Nov 2001, 5:28, archived)
# hooray for upgrading animals
I've overclocked my cat to 1Ghz.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 6 Nov 2001, 6:06, archived)
# I hope
You put a really huge fan and heatsink in it, otherwise it may catch fire.
(I helped save b3ta! nicey, Tue 6 Nov 2001, 6:36, archived)
# Only if
it's a desert cat. If it's a snowy leopard it will be cooled by it's climate anyway.
(james, Tue 6 Nov 2001, 8:08, archived)
[challenge entry] "Is it cos my hand is big and my head is small and my art is crap?" (via mijandjoe)
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 6 Nov 2001, 4:41, archived)
# hoorraah.
proof that photoshop filters DO have a reason for being
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Tue 6 Nov 2001, 6:08, archived)
# quality
peice of imagry....... like it a lot
(scroogedmcduckz, Wed 7 Nov 2001, 5:26, archived)
# maid (via Kieran)


he says, "My maid goes forth with sheer agression..."
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 6 Nov 2001, 4:40, archived)
# A great piece of animation
Luxo Jr. I seem to remember seeing this way back when it first came out on Micro Live with Fred Harris. Now they don't make programmes like that any more.

(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Tue 6 Nov 2001, 3:11, archived)
# Fred Harris is Nicey's hero
He's done some great stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Tue 6 Nov 2001, 3:34, archived)
# he is one of those
people who you just don't hear from any more. But in my childhood, he was *the* man.
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Tue 6 Nov 2001, 3:41, archived)
# I've actually worked with Fred
We made a couple of explainatry videos for an Animation program I did some years ago, called "The Complete Animator". Fred's the man for making vid's. I asked him about Chocablock but he didn't like to talk about it.
(I helped save b3ta! nicey, Tue 6 Nov 2001, 3:49, archived)
# 1st attempt at an upload
(tristan, Tue 6 Nov 2001, 2:02, archived)
# and a sucessful one at that
.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Tue 6 Nov 2001, 6:11, archived)
# Hello pep
How's your finger today? You can now be in one of those ads. "I hurt my finger at work and I got £10. You could too."
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Tue 6 Nov 2001, 7:41, archived)
# they don't
normally let you take such small claims. Maybe we could set up a special "small incident" ambulance chaser firm. "I stubbed my toe at work and got 50p", "I slightly hurt my nose while looking through my window and got £3.25", "I strained my middle finger on my right hand and was out of work for 50 minutes. I got £9.87 and a lion bar."
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Tue 6 Nov 2001, 8:19, archived)
[challenge entry] a funny little webpage
http://www.retrocrush.com/costumes/

the crappy halloween costumes just beg (in my mind) to be photoshopped onto some poor fool. :-P

my throw together of ali g
www.utscripts.net/lan/alighallow.jpg
(IncoherentDischarge, Tue 6 Nov 2001, 0:31, archived)
# Ali G


Had to include the penguin. Er, he's floating, btw.
(messyjesse, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 21:41, archived)
# Click
HERE
This is a great flash animation that I found. haha its hilarious.
IM FROM THE US!
(shadysladysb, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 18:31, archived)
# its funny coz its true
but I cant help thinking its Mr Bean
(Sul, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 19:18, archived)
# It is
They used the photoshopped bin Laden picture, those amatures.
(Fidel, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 20:08, archived)
# Cheers
for your help! Hopefully they'll update it all soon. Ah well, until then . . .

Nice to meet you all too, though I doubt I'll be able to contribute to discussion much, cause I'm in the US. Boo!
(Lapin, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 17:38, archived)
# I'm in Canada
Just try not to discuss Noddy, cause we obviously know nothing about it.
(Fidel, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 20:09, archived)

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