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ali-g-robinson - i know its kinda late but who care

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hal9000 sme, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 7:41, archived)

on the set of madonna video shoot

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hal9000 sme, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 7:41, archived)

Need some help.....

Been having a conversation about gimps (like you do) and my workmate hasn't seen Pulp Fiction and isn't quite sure what I'm on about. Can anyone recommend any gimptastic sites I can show him?
(Or maybe we should go on a daytrip to Leatherhead and see who we can spot.....)Cheers in advance!

(Nacho, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 7:13, archived)

this site may give you some help...

frankly it scares the bejeezus out of me.

www.ouchytheclown.com

Book him for your kids birthday party, see them dissapear into the care of social services.

(Zannusi-Beatz, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 7:25, archived)

Argh! I'm scared too

I don't think much of his biff shaving designs. Good motto though - "Freaks of the world, unite … and put clown makeup on … and beat people silly."

(Nacho, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 7:29, archived)

"Ouchy is the Best Clown DJ I know!"

and probably the only one.

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AndyK, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 7:31, archived)

What design

did you get shaved then?!!

(Nacho, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 7:36, archived)

I went for this one...

click for image - not safe for work.

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AndyK, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 7:56, archived)

you must have a very hot 'love area'

you seem to have steamed up the camera, or did you fart as the picture was being taken?

(Nacho, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 8:14, archived)

I thought...

someone was blowing bubblegum bubbles in a rather inventive manner.

(Man In A Suitcase, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 8:18, archived)

how do you shave your

biff?

answers in an email please....

By the way, I am working on your requests - drop me anuther line...

(bastardizor, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 10:07, archived)

Very, very

carefully.

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Wifey, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 10:42, archived)

and a razor

with a good handle grip

(Nacho, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 10:54, archived)

A very sharp razor

You don't want to be messing around with any old blunt thing...

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Wifey, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 11:32, archived)

and a razor

with a good handle grip...and a very steady hand

(Nacho, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 10:55, archived)

short back and sides......

is always preferable to the full Brazilian, espeically in now the Autumn temperatures are upon us.
Crikey! What am I saying?!!!

(Nacho, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 11:40, archived)

clowns

Mmmm. Takes me back to my childhood in leafy suburbia where the kids party circuit was divided between two characters with equally scary names - Clown Blowie & Bob Thingumybob.

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lizard, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 9:00, archived)

this is how I surf the web

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rob, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 6:45, archived)

The Devastator

A 96 shot rubber band Gatlin Gun . . .
the ultimate rubber band gun surely !!!

(Jodrell, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 6:41, archived)

that looks alot like something made

by the creator of the mighty Prawnzilla.

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pep, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 6:52, archived)

I had a skill

Rubber band gun when I was little.

A hire shop near us has something called a Decimator, which is like a petrol driven lawnmower only the front has a row of powered large triangular blades. It was painted red also. I always wanted to hire it for the weekend and go off decimating stuff.

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nicey, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 7:18, archived)

ali -frog (via Man In A Suitcase)

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rob, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 6:38, archived)

Because it's Monday

I made this.

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Wifey, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 6:18, archived)

that's lovely

what is it?

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AndyK, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 6:34, archived)

A state of the art garage

For everything from trains to fire engines. Very useful.

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Wifey, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 6:39, archived)

you ARE very creative

I wish you were my mum.

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rob, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 6:40, archived)

Oh no

The Bus and Fire engine have drunk all our beer.

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nicey, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 6:47, archived)

Blue Peter

was my favourite program. Haven't you worked it out yet? I am your mother!

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Wifey, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 6:47, archived)

Hi Mum

Have you spoken to Duncan recently?

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rob, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 6:53, archived)

Yes - he's off on holiday

t might take him a while to get ther though

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Wifey, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 7:09, archived)

Well pep him up a bit then!!

(Nacho, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 7:25, archived)

Get Pep and Duncan together?

What a splendid idea.

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Wifey, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 7:41, archived)

you mean, instead of pep him up a bit...

put a bit of pep up him?
mmm....I've no idea what either of them look like, but it's a pleasant thought nonetheless!!

(Nacho, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 7:51, archived)

oi! just got back from over there -

steady on lads! I think I'm a bit scared.
(again)

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pep, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 8:34, archived)

don't be scared

Duncan will be really gentle with you

(Nacho, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 8:54, archived)

MUUUUUUUUMMMMMM!

make him stop!

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pep, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 9:51, archived)

Yes, everyone leave pep alone

She's a nice girl really.

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Wifey, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 10:04, archived)

I know some that might disagree...

;)

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pep, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 10:43, archived)

Do you mean me

as in make him stop?

(Nacho, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 11:02, archived)

I think we have had

some of those in our backgarden recently. After my Marrows no doubt.

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nicey, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 7:42, archived)

duncans

have you tried putting down some duncan pellets?

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crab_bloke), Mon 5 Nov 2001, 8:34, archived)

He bought it in Flash Gordon

A tree stump monster jabbed him in the arm and green stuff came out. So its only fair to make him in to repellant pellets, save him going to waste.

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nicey, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 8:41, archived)

you sound like you

had a brain twisting weekend, judging by that comment!!

(Nacho, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 8:55, archived)

Not especilly

I made a gate. The very best bit of Flash Gordon is when Hans Zarkov yells "For gods sake strap yourselves down". Anyone else disagree.

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nicey, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 9:08, archived)

when he's standing there in his pants...mmm

but the best bits are
1. The fact there's someone in it called Ming
2. The lizards with eyes in their mouths.

(Nacho, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 9:29, archived)

I used to work with

A chap called Ming. He was a bit crap. He had never seen Flash Gordon, so we were able to make loads of references to it without him taking offence. Some people tried explaining it to him as they really did want to offend him, but it failed also.

Good point about the Lizards, they rightly looked a bit traumatised.

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nicey, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 9:43, archived)

of course

now you say it, it seems obvious. That's fab. Are you taking orders?

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AndyK, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 6:47, archived)

I'm thinking of copywriting the design

Then I'll be taking orders. b3ta members can have it fir the knockdown price of £199.

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Wifey, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 7:44, archived)

I would pay it gladly!

Will you ship it by Christmas?

Wow, it'll be even better than my Furby...

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spacefish bong!, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 9:58, archived)

i made this

This is a great site: here

Celebrity stalking using etch a sketch

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monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 6:34, archived)

Cor, a summary of my trip to work

(a big queue of traffic I whizz past on my bike)

So, was this for your kids, or just to keep yourself sane?

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chthonic, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 6:41, archived)

It's all an excuse to play with copeydex

The boy is having fun wrapping selotape round himself.

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Wifey, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 6:50, archived)

Keep an eye out

for those giant Weetos boxes thats where the police cars hide.

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nicey, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 6:50, archived)

and the

small green tank engines

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AndyK, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 6:53, archived)

Actually

Small green tank engines can turn up just about anywhere, eg in your wellies/toilet/larder, so you always need to keep an eye out for them.

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nicey, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 6:56, archived)

do you reckon

it could be one of those making my pipes clank at night?

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AndyK, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 7:00, archived)

Pop quiz anyone?

An you're starter for ten . . .

www.landoverbaptist.org/news1001/viciousgodquiz.html

(milk_explosion, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 6:03, archived)

fantastic

just fantastic

(james, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 6:17, archived)

A biblical epic . . .

http://www.thereverend.com/brick_testament/garden_of_eden/gn02_08-09.html

(milk_explosion, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 5:22, archived)

very beautiful ...

... scenes from the bible rendered in lego.

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rob, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 5:30, archived)

Are you familiar with

THE LEGO STREET PREACHERS?

(Man In A Suitcase, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 5:57, archived)

That rocks!

They look much more pleasant than the moaning minnies that ripped off their name.

(milk_explosion, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 6:02, archived)

remember the lizrads? They're back (via Stan Shepherd)

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rob, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 4:22, archived)

yes

where is it?

(Sul, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 5:17, archived)

the lizrard?

at the bottom right of the picture.

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rob, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 5:34, archived)

lizrad? Are they like

rad skater dude lizards?
Cool.

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pep, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 8:36, archived)

Are these

contestants from the international gurning contest that's held somewhere in Cumbria?

(james, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 6:32, archived)

Ali in hawkwind (via mijandjoe)

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rob, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 4:19, archived)

Ali Dog (via Kieran)

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rob, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 4:16, archived)

Ali "pee'd my pants" G (via Jamon)

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rob, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 4:06, archived)

Ali (via Guy Warley)

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rob, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 4:03, archived)

G3ri Halliwell (via Daz)

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rob, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 4:01, archived)

sabrina the teenage bee-aitch (via DAZ)

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rob, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 4:00, archived)

if these dogs aren't gay...

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automatton52 Grumpy old goth, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 3:37, archived)

they love each other

bless.

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AndyK, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 3:49, archived)

Is it cos it was halloween?

heheh

(Man In A Suitcase, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 3:25, archived)

rob ;-)

(Man In A Suitcase, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 4:28, archived)

The <i>real</i> cause of the WTC terrorism

He blew it up with his mind

(Fidel, Sun 4 Nov 2001, 22:00, archived)

Too bad Ali is white...

(Fidel, Sun 4 Nov 2001, 21:45, archived)

Funny shit

I discovered this site a week ago and I am still laughing my ass off. The Steven Hawking/Davros love story still brings a tear to my eye. Steve-O is the man. Now if only I was as talented as you all to make such lovely photoshops. I especially like the one with the polar bear smuggling the penguin. Hehe.

(messyjesse, Sun 4 Nov 2001, 20:56, archived)

wow

I thought I was the only person to still be here at 3AM!

You should not have any problems with photoshop skills, the idea is to get the gag across, quality dont mean shit if its funny

(Sul, Sun 4 Nov 2001, 21:37, archived)

Sucker.

It's only 11 over here.

(Fidel, Sun 4 Nov 2001, 21:46, archived)

lucky you

no really, I mean it, I wish it werent 4:20 here, I gotta get up in a few hours

(Sul, Sun 4 Nov 2001, 22:20, archived)

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