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sigh - just sitting down with a nice G&T

can i even be bothered to start any html? At THIS time of day? Nope.

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pep, Sun 17 Mar 2002, 13:16, archived)

Surely you should be having one of these:

It is International Guiness Day after all.

(tomsk, Sun 17 Mar 2002, 13:19, archived)

but then I'd

never have enough room fer me dinner. (oh, and I'd have to leave the house)

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pep, Sun 17 Mar 2002, 13:23, archived)

That's the beauty of Guiness though

You don't need dinner if you're drinking it.

It's like a meal in a glass.

(tomsk, Sun 17 Mar 2002, 13:34, archived)

I know it's wrong,

but it's like coffee and beer mixed together...

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Kaiser, Sun 17 Mar 2002, 13:56, archived)

they sent me an inflatable pint for some reason :p

(minoltion, Sun 17 Mar 2002, 15:34, archived)

Having

anything nice ?

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flibz, Sun 17 Mar 2002, 14:02, archived)

yum, just had it -

aside from the sheeps cheese, it was very nice. Sheeps cheese may look like goats cheese, but it's not fooling anyone.

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pep, Sun 17 Mar 2002, 15:27, archived)

well, after staying up til half four doing that work,

i've now decided not to hand it in at all. I think a g&t might be in order. or a ginger wine if I can find one...

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spacefish bong!, Sun 17 Mar 2002, 13:57, archived)

The Holy Grail

Lev has a bad day

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pabulum, Sun 17 Mar 2002, 13:12, archived)

that is the coolest animation

style I've seen in AGES. I really like that.

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pep, Sun 17 Mar 2002, 13:22, archived)

There's a load of great stuff

at the guy's site - www.ingredientx.com - a very talented bloke.

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pabulum, Sun 17 Mar 2002, 13:24, archived)

i just love the way

the main guy moves. Really nicely done.

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pep, Sun 17 Mar 2002, 13:25, archived)

all I got was...

Temporarily Unavailable
The Tripod site you are trying to reach has been temporarily suspended due to excessive bandwidth consumption.

The site will be available again in approximately 2 hours!
:(

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sun 17 Mar 2002, 14:35, archived)

go to the other link he posted

it's lurking there somewhere.

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pep, Sun 17 Mar 2002, 15:29, archived)

Didn't realise that the bandwidth restriction

on Tripod was going to do that.
Currently I don't have any other place to put the animation so you can see it.

So if you really wanna check it out, its at www.ingredientx.com under Independent / Miscellaneous / "Bad Night".
Can't link direct to that page, or I would.

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pabulum, Sun 17 Mar 2002, 15:45, archived)

yay

(minoltion, Sun 17 Mar 2002, 13:06, archived)

you've

missed one of these out: "

Nice pic though

(tomsk, Sun 17 Mar 2002, 13:11, archived)

well spotted

all fixed. great pic.

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pep, Sun 17 Mar 2002, 13:24, archived)

good old paul, time to do another featuring his lovely wife

(minoltion, Sun 17 Mar 2002, 15:31, archived)

shhh!

dont tell anyone but i've just got myself a 'copy' of photoshop 7 :) ill let you know what its like

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hal9000 sme, Sun 17 Mar 2002, 11:12, archived)

piracy = communism

(minoltion, Sun 17 Mar 2002, 11:41, archived)

yay

for communism

(skagg, Sun 17 Mar 2002, 11:44, archived)

Send links to

[email protected] (I'm on a LAN connection y'know)

Assuming it's the crappy old PC version of course ;)

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flibz, Sun 17 Mar 2002, 12:28, archived)

Certainly wouldn't want to get

the

version

Just noticed that Mr Washington (sorry to bring him up again)
has posted my gif on his site, and labelled me a delinquent. Fair enough.

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pabulum, Sun 17 Mar 2002, 12:53, archived)

he's

reassured that the people that can't wait to get on his site will get a members login..
woo.

(minoltion, Sun 17 Mar 2002, 13:01, archived)

Logins

I have about a dozen friends in the USA/Canada, and quite a few friends and family in the Midlands that pop to the site from time to time that will need access. I anticipate that all in all there will be about 30 regular visitors and that number is fine by me.

(ad_washington, Sun 17 Mar 2002, 15:08, archived)

hey andrew -

you should never even've had to put a login on your site you know, but seeing as you have, a good idea.

:)

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pep, Sun 17 Mar 2002, 15:31, archived)

nope its the pc version

but its a late beta - 7.0x054 beta and comes with imageready 7! its supposed to have lots of new natural media type stuff - like painter 7 oh and has a build in image brower that actually works.. i can uninstall ACDSee now !

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hal9000 sme, Sun 17 Mar 2002, 13:25, archived)

GIF

Very impressed with your effort, my neighbours came round and had a really good laugh, do you do any web design?

(ad_washington, Sun 17 Mar 2002, 15:06, archived)

Cheers Andrew

Glad you're talking. I had much fun making that. I'm a student of multimedia, and I'm just starting to put some sites together.
A project of mine on the history of photomontage will appear at www.cutandpaste.info in the next few weeks.

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pabulum, Sun 17 Mar 2002, 15:53, archived)

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tomdog, Sun 17 Mar 2002, 10:28, archived)

mwa ha ha

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Sun 17 Mar 2002, 10:30, archived)

I like that!

Heh. Haven't seen a girl's panties in a long time...
Well, might as well plug my newly designed site.
www.fuzzbucket.tk - It took longer to find a host than it did to put together (which becomes apparent upon visiting...)

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helmetcream, Sun 17 Mar 2002, 12:46, archived)

stop scratching your cheek!

yay! i actually think, despite all your protestations it looks nice.
My eyes are bleeding, but hey, they do that alot.

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pep, Sun 17 Mar 2002, 12:54, archived)

Aw, thanks!

Perhaps I should add an 'eyes may bleed' disclaimer to avoid being sued.

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helmetcream, Sun 17 Mar 2002, 13:13, archived)

true, but it's too late for me.

my mascara's ruined. I DEMAND at least £3.50 or there'll be trouble.
;)

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pep, Sun 17 Mar 2002, 13:27, archived)

Er... Um...

/me runs away, gripping tightly his £3.50.

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helmetcream, Sun 17 Mar 2002, 13:38, archived)

Just visited that link

and got a blank page. Very zen.
It's wooorking now!!

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pabulum, Sun 17 Mar 2002, 12:59, archived)

It's probably still

a little zen anyway...

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helmetcream, Sun 17 Mar 2002, 13:41, archived)

bwa

ha ahh ahahhahahaahhha!

fuckin A++

(redifusion, Sun 17 Mar 2002, 10:32, archived)

Here's

Today's Cracking Gallery

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Sun 17 Mar 2002, 10:26, archived)

bravo

sir. amazing how many pics you miss at times. (no, not you, me)

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pep, Sun 17 Mar 2002, 11:40, archived)

im only a young un so i cant donate money.....

...sorry. Maybe this will help? :)

(Mr Kipling, Sun 17 Mar 2002, 10:06, archived)

fun

and games at the rodent rodeo

(redifusion, Sun 17 Mar 2002, 9:59, archived)

hello people

does anyone know where big corporate fonts can be downloaded?
you know, like the font McDonalds uses or Gap...

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pete, Sun 17 Mar 2002, 9:49, archived)

yup strangly enought pete....

try this amazing site i stumbled on this week
logo.nino.ru
lots of lovely eps an ai files..

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hal9000 sme, Sun 17 Mar 2002, 10:00, archived)

as for fonts

you might find some here www.1001freefonts.com

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hal9000 sme, Sun 17 Mar 2002, 10:03, archived)

like this

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hal9000 sme, Sun 17 Mar 2002, 10:04, archived)

that seems like a very good place..

but what are .eps files?

is it a mac thing?

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pete, Sun 17 Mar 2002, 10:06, archived)

they're post script files, vector based -

you can use them in things like illustrator or rasterize them (turn them into pixels) and open them in p/shop. They keep all the lines nice and clean, keep the details when you scale em.. etc etc etc.

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pep, Sun 17 Mar 2002, 10:16, archived)

yeah i was quite impressed myself

they claim to have over 4000 logos there.. inc all the M$ ones like xbox all searchable

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hal9000 sme, Sun 17 Mar 2002, 10:20, archived)

ahh now I see

Thank you every one!
The logo site is wicked! But then I have a bit of a thing for logos... they're so clever.

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pete, Sun 17 Mar 2002, 10:36, archived)

can we see a challange in the making..?

(sorgboi, Sun 17 Mar 2002, 11:30, archived)

wah

is it ok to send cash? i don't *do* cheques.

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tomdog, Sun 17 Mar 2002, 9:09, archived)

it's fine, as far as i know - as

long as you trust the postman!

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pep, Sun 17 Mar 2002, 9:11, archived)

i bought a book

called "improve your motivation". but i can't be fucked to read it.

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mikeisbrill, Sun 17 Mar 2002, 8:56, archived)

i bought a book

called "temptation". i couldn't resist buying it.

(Leon2001TheProfessional, Sun 17 Mar 2002, 9:03, archived)

I bought a book

called Impulse. Don't know why, just felt like buying it at the time.

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sun 17 Mar 2002, 9:07, archived)

I bort a book

cooled "Dyslexia". Waist of munny rearlee.

(Leon2001TheProfessional, Sun 17 Mar 2002, 9:12, archived)

i bought a book

called 'how to tell if you have a multiple personality'. no you didnt. yes i did. he's right, you did. no you bloody didnt. leave me alone.

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mikeisbrill, Sun 17 Mar 2002, 9:19, archived)

I bought a diet book called

"Lose 50 pounds FAST!", but all the pages are blank! Can't believe I spent 50 quid on it...

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Sun 17 Mar 2002, 9:21, archived)

i bought a famous book

from the sixties entitled 'steal this book'. now i feel like a failure.

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mikeisbrill, Sun 17 Mar 2002, 9:31, archived)

i bought a book called "Overcoming Tourettes"

it was fucking shitty bullshit pisscrap rather good, actually.

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spacefish bong!, Sun 17 Mar 2002, 9:45, archived)

i bought a book called

'macs for dummies'

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hal9000 sme, Sun 17 Mar 2002, 10:23, archived)

in america

would it be called "macs for pacifiers?"

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spacefish bong!, Sun 17 Mar 2002, 10:37, archived)

I bought a book called "Fly Fishing for Beginners"...

and last week, I caught a 10 pound Bluebottle!

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grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Sun 17 Mar 2002, 14:10, archived)

i bought a book

called "Improving your Memory"..........or did I?

(Leon2001TheProfessional, Sun 17 Mar 2002, 9:13, archived)

new terror rises from the sea....

(redifusion, Sun 17 Mar 2002, 8:52, archived)

Jaysus!!!

What the bloody hell is that??
It looks like a bald goat on legs just about to sing "Bring me sunshine" you can see one of the legs going already

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sun 17 Mar 2002, 8:56, archived)

hahaa!

(redifusion, Sun 17 Mar 2002, 8:57, archived)

....................

(redifusion, Sun 17 Mar 2002, 9:13, archived)

bahahaha

hahaha

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tomdog, Sun 17 Mar 2002, 9:20, archived)

bwa

ha ha! bwa ha ha ha ha! bwa ha h *cough* *cough*

(redifusion, Sun 17 Mar 2002, 9:23, archived)

clapclapclapclapclapclap

In your smiiiiile...
Well done sir, a well deserved Woo! and indeed Yay!

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sun 17 Mar 2002, 9:23, archived)

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sun 17 Mar 2002, 9:41, archived)

Please remove pic due to copyright infringement!

My girlfriend owns the rights to her image!

(Leon2001TheProfessional, Sun 17 Mar 2002, 9:02, archived)

Ooooooh!

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sun 17 Mar 2002, 9:08, archived)

that skirt..

makes it look just like geri halliwell

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tomdog, Sun 17 Mar 2002, 9:55, archived)

Stand back

I'll get it!

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Sun 17 Mar 2002, 10:29, archived)

eggs

cell
lent

(redifusion, Sun 17 Mar 2002, 10:33, archived)

beware: lurker out... - in need of that

colour blind test page that was posted here a while ago for web designers.

Pretty please - or the kitten gets it. (hang on, that won't work...)

(Rarebit, Sun 17 Mar 2002, 8:46, archived)

hello lurker.

here you go - Cal made it, as he is damn clever.
It's here: www.iamcal.com/toys/colors/

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pep, Sun 17 Mar 2002, 8:54, archived)

woo

and yay. Thank you very much!

are there account details for beta that I can make an easy transfer to? (acct. no & sort code?)

(Rarebit, Sun 17 Mar 2002, 8:57, archived)

sadly not -

just paypal or cheque in the post, sorry it's a bit of a pain i know...

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pep, Sun 17 Mar 2002, 8:58, archived)

post?

ok I'll regress and put a donation in the post.

Postal details anyone? Or is this in the faq?

(Rarebit, Sun 17 Mar 2002, 9:00, archived)

you can get the address

here, (just under the paypal logo).

thanks!

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pep, Sun 17 Mar 2002, 9:11, archived)

It's @

http://www.b3ta.com/features/appeal

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sun 17 Mar 2002, 9:11, archived)

Whoops!

Pep beat me. Errrr, not literally, "waaaaa", "wooooo" (makes Bruce Lee sounds)

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sun 17 Mar 2002, 9:12, archived)

still could have kicked her arse.

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spacefish bong!, Sun 17 Mar 2002, 9:32, archived)

watch it

buster. I'd've cut you up after in my sooped up car with a bad stereo with shite bass.

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pep, Sun 17 Mar 2002, 10:03, archived)

Does it rattle

the parcel shelf? you need some neoprene for that...

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sun 17 Mar 2002, 10:15, archived)

naaah man, the rattle

just proves how hard I am and that my stereo's so good it makes the whole world shake. It's wikkid man.

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pep, Sun 17 Mar 2002, 10:18, archived)

kiss my shiny white

reeboks

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spacefish bong!, Sun 17 Mar 2002, 10:44, archived)

glad to be of help

clicky

(skagg, Sun 17 Mar 2002, 8:54, archived)

never one to neglect

Skagg - Thanks!

(Rarebit, Sun 17 Mar 2002, 8:58, archived)

go for it spacefish!

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Sun 17 Mar 2002, 8:28, archived)

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!

and woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

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spacefish bong!, Sun 17 Mar 2002, 9:07, archived)

That

was quite exciting

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flibz, Sun 17 Mar 2002, 8:19, archived)

oh hell

ive always wanted to push my mother off the edge of the world (not actually true)

ill just have to settle for that

(skagg, Sun 17 Mar 2002, 8:13, archived)

bugger

(skagg, Sun 17 Mar 2002, 8:15, archived)

About the "Everytime you masturbate" stuff...

Did that originate here or did someone find it on the web somewhere? My inbox is full of one particular photo of a fleeing kitten. From the email addresses in the forwards, it's been about the globe a few times. If it is a b3ta original, I'm extremely impressed.

(greencolander, Sun 17 Mar 2002, 8:08, archived)

Actually,

Me ;)

PAH!

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flibz, Sun 17 Mar 2002, 8:02, archived)

think that i might be able to do it.....

(redifusion, Sun 17 Mar 2002, 8:10, archived)

no, <B>I</B> want to be

the person to knock that off the board... me me me me meeee!

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sun 17 Mar 2002, 8:01, archived)

mr pedantic says:

i've already knocked the daddy thread off. that's only the mummy thread.

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spacefish bong!, Sun 17 Mar 2002, 8:08, archived)

Oooooooh!

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sun 17 Mar 2002, 8:22, archived)

ha!

(redifusion, Sun 17 Mar 2002, 8:26, archived)

Hello redifusion

I managed to get all those pics d/l to my pc, now the trick is... Do I want the "execution" of Mr P. on my desktop......hmmm.....tricky one.......

Yay! Of course I do!

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sun 17 Mar 2002, 8:29, archived)

harm will come to mr p! he is invincible!

(redifusion, Sun 17 Mar 2002, 8:31, archived)

Oh really?

What makes you think that?

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sun 17 Mar 2002, 8:37, archived)

because

i'm speaking with him right now... what's that mr p? your going to kill vulga with a rusty micro scooter and a peach? BAD mr p....

(redifusion, Sun 17 Mar 2002, 8:43, archived)

See?

the penguin is EVIL!!

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sun 17 Mar 2002, 8:45, archived)

shouldn't that be:

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Sun 17 Mar 2002, 8:33, archived)

Marvellous!

Bloody marvellous, I didn't even see that! Still "working" on the boot for the gallery, but I've been out for most of the weekend drinking and shagging... unfortunately I was 100% drinking more that shagging, currently at 0%. I should really have gone out.

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sun 17 Mar 2002, 8:47, archived)

(skagg, Sun 17 Mar 2002, 8:50, archived)

Well

two can play at that game

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sun 17 Mar 2002, 9:06, archived)

i want to be the person

to knock that giant thread off the board!

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spacefish bong!, Sun 17 Mar 2002, 7:46, archived)

kudos

to you

(skagg, Sun 17 Mar 2002, 7:54, archived)

naaah...

you'll never do it...

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pep, Sun 17 Mar 2002, 7:57, archived)

he just did

didnt he?

(skagg, Sun 17 Mar 2002, 8:08, archived)

bugger

i liked that.

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mikeisbrill, Sun 17 Mar 2002, 8:22, archived)

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