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Probably wont stay there long

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Lum, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 22:17, archived)

Heh

cool

(twelveways, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 22:26, archived)

Gaz Jones Top

Try as he might, he can't recapture that Alarm look.

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armitage shanks, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 22:14, archived)

time for bed

nite all

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the triple legendary unicorn, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 22:10, archived)

oi?

u never answered the thread below!

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 23 Apr 2002, 22:15, archived)

didnt i?

sorry.. *goes to find it*

*edit* rochester pig market.. hehe.. i like your attitude :) the bf actually lives in strood, over the bridge, but i like rochester better. was it you i was telling about the time we had sex in the grounds of the castle?

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the triple legendary unicorn, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 22:19, archived)

no, but

we have too!
we lived in strood for 6 yrs, then Cornwall, then here in rochester.
small world.
cool.

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 23 Apr 2002, 22:28, archived)

heh, cool

must be a popular place for it. nice and secluded...

strood depresses me a bit. it's too small and hilly.. i'm a city girl.

off to bed now.. nite nite..

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the triple legendary unicorn, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 22:37, archived)

'Pack' a 'bowl'...

...full of golden flakes of corn!

(Iain C, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 21:57, archived)

hehe

(nutrigrain rocks too!)

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 23 Apr 2002, 22:02, archived)

Fuck the A-Team look whos in town!!!

I gettin out of here before the shit hits the fan!!!! SEE Ya

(Jonty, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 21:55, archived)

we've got a problem

and no-one else can help..

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 23 Apr 2002, 21:57, archived)

And if you know where to find them...

I don't.

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 21:58, archived)

Vulga,

do you know how to install all the plug and go ADSL stuff? I don't understand all of it, and I'm too scared to fill in the order form

(Nacho, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 22:06, archived)

Call me

I'll sort that out!

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 22:15, archived)

Oh God

Its the "B" team

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oceanhippie, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 23:05, archived)

Just a little Ammo

This is a friend of mine in the "Stocks". Woe is him, right?

(Idyll23, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 21:51, archived)

Looks like

he's having an awful time. How did he cope?

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 21:53, archived)

i want

to be in the stocks.

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mikeisbrill, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 22:47, archived)

well I never!

bidi bidi

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limpfish, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 21:48, archived)

Where is

Doctor Theopholus? Bidi bidi bidi, what's up Buck?
I personally think that was Mel Blanc taking the piss, but it made a good line...

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 21:50, archived)

ah! so his catch phrase is What's up buck!

i thought it was but then thought nah that's too like mel blanc's bugs.

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limpfish, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 21:55, archived)

I'm sure he said that

in the Buck Rogers movie, I'll have to check it out... ARSE! I remember I recrded over it ages ago. I'll have to find it on DVD

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 21:56, archived)

so it was a one off?

what was the regular catch phrase? bidi bidi bidi... ??

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limpfish, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 22:02, archived)

Noooo!

That wasn't Dr Theopholous, who was the "scientific brain" hanging around Tweaky's neck all the time. That was Tweaky himself.

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 22:04, archived)

yes!

that big thing around his neck. it's all coming back now.

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limpfish, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 22:07, archived)

with the

flashing lights and things. I remember watching it having recorded it on Video 2000 tape!

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 22:16, archived)

video 2000!!! woo!

I thought they were some kinda mythical machine. hmm..

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limpfish, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 22:20, archived)

I've had

3 machines in my time. And I'm still on the lookout for ones that work. As spares are very hard to come by. I sed to have an original copy of "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang" for it, which was blank on the other side, so I taped Dr Who (Tom Baker) on it, don't know where that has gone now :(

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 22:29, archived)

bored

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limpfish, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 22:06, archived)

hahaahhaaahahaaaaaaahaaahaaaaa *cough* haaaaaaaa ha ha haaaaaah haaaa! That's fucking excellent!

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 22:18, archived)

Yaz 2: Electric Boogaloo

(lsd4all, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 2:27, archived)

When pot bellied pigs attack...

...rabbits!!!

(...mmm..., Tue 23 Apr 2002, 21:44, archived)

ohmygod...

I just looked at that mad woman with all the bunnies, as blogged on the front page.

Marvin the husband must be a helluva patient man...

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 21:26, archived)

I think

all these kittens and cute cartoon bunnies have had an effect on me. It's either that or the Jamesons.

I made this tonight

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Craymen, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 21:25, archived)

yes

woo and yay indeed!

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spacefish bong!, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 21:31, archived)

Yay! Spacefish!

Have you recovered from the other night? Is you back oop north now, or still in Surrey?

(Nacho, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 21:33, archived)

back up north

working like a beast to catch up on all the stuff i should have done this weekend.

actually, i've been drinking.

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spacefish bong!, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 21:38, archived)

woo

for drinking!!

and on St.Georges day!
Huzzah!!!

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 23 Apr 2002, 21:39, archived)

Huzzah

indeed! Woo and indeed Yay to Spacefish!

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 21:41, archived)

and yay to you too!

and yay to last friday, cos that was yay and woo.

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spacefish bong!, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 21:43, archived)

we have to some b33rs in Edinburgh soon...

(still fucked off that I couldn't make the bash)

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 21:47, archived)

def

initely!

with a capital def
initely

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spacefish bong!, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 21:56, archived)

he is

ssooooo nice.
Why doesn't everyone live in the same area?
did you an' spacefish see that pic posted of the young ones the other day?
It looked like Vulga, a ginger pickle, A sunglass wearing hedley, and Spacefish.
It rawked!! Houpla!

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 23 Apr 2002, 21:47, archived)

Again, I repeat my penguin invitation...

Edinburgh zoo... biggest penguin house in Europe... they leave the enclosure and go for a walk every lunchtime!

Tell me you're not tempted!

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 21:50, archived)

i love

the zoo!

not been for over a year, though...

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spacefish bong!, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 21:54, archived)

I love penguins,

we went to Paradise Park in Hayle, Cornwall, and went to see the 'kids can feed the penguins' extravaganza, it was getting really boring, until a four year old fell in. then we laughed heartily for hours.
still makes me chuckle to this day.

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 23 Apr 2002, 21:56, archived)

My ex's mum

lives in St Ives. And I went to Paradise Park and Merlin's adventure playground when I was a nipper. I think. Maybe not Paradise Park, but certainly the other one. When fizzy drinks were packed full of E numbers and I ran around really hyper and then fell asleep early in the afternoon. Still... Some things never change

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 22:02, archived)

Yeah, but then again

Druisillas is only down the road and they've got penguins, all sorts of monkeys and lemurs, and meercats, and lizards and loads....

(Nacho, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 21:53, archived)

for one moment there

I thought you said "... and toads" which made me remember the league of gentlemen for some reason

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 21:58, archived)

drusillas is cruel to me

they've got that amazing adventure playground, but they won't let me on it!

mind you, last time i went, the little diggers AND the zip wire were broken.

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spacefish bong!, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 21:58, archived)

Really? They didn't even bother trying to stop us

Medium Phil was playing on those diggers in the sandpit for ages...Baz was off to the Fudge Factory shop. And they sell chocolate starfish in the sweet shop there...nice!

(Nacho, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 22:02, archived)

Well....

Actually, I won't reply to that

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 22:03, archived)

Me and Monkey Boy were just busy

having conversations with all the other monkeys. They were good.

(Nacho, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 22:17, archived)

Lovely little poem thing

last week you were king george the fourth,
today you're aaron burr;
tomorrow you'll be ollie north,
columbus or ben-hur;
your sanity, the doctors say,
there's no hope of restoring;
you're nuts of course, but what the hell,
at least your life's not boring.

from here

(twelveways, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 21:06, archived)

I remember, Who of the b3tans live in Brighton?

I'm sure there were a few...

(ta pistolbitch for reminding me)

(Dean, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 21:03, archived)

i don't

but i visited two weeks ago, and it was lovely

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the triple legendary unicorn, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 21:10, archived)

Me,

Vulga, Redifusion, Scabby Dog. I think Fishbear lives in Brighton, but I've never met him. Were you there on Friday then? I probably met you 10 times and was too drunk to register your name correctly - sorry!

(Nacho, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 21:31, archived)

not there friday due to a lack of funds. Just wondering who lives near me

(Dean, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 21:38, archived)

Why, where do you live then?

(Nacho, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 21:47, archived)

I do!

I live in brighton and London, difficult to explain.. but I live in both, but not at the same time

(VinylSqueakyDogtoy, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 21:33, archived)

I'm going to die for this...

It's bloody huge, any help with getting the size down?

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 21:02, archived)

WOO

death and blood
blood and death!
Huzzah!!!!

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 23 Apr 2002, 21:10, archived)

Oi Vulga,

do you work in Hove? I know someone from Inkfish there and may start there myself in June.

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 20:59, archived)

in Hove

or in Love?

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mikeisbrill, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 21:03, archived)

I have ALWAYS

worked in love

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 21:12, archived)

Naaah

It's the one by Queens Sq in Brighton, the one by the ice rink and Churchill Sq. Marvellous view 'specially as it's pretty much summer and I got burnt on the beach earlier.

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 21:04, archived)

I maybe moving to Hove soon,

beaches are grand

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 21:06, archived)

they have

a nudist beach there still... allegedly...

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 21:16, archived)

I hear that too

I expect it's not a pretty site.

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 21:22, archived)

Nah, the nudist beach is further up past Kemp Town, at Black Rock

past the Palace/Brighton Pier.
Um, not that I frequent it or anything...

(Nacho, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 21:24, archived)

Well...

I was at a free party at black rock once, and whilst completely off my tits saw a fat bloke strip off and dive in to the sea and come back to retrieve his clothes. He waved at us. One woman there was sick. I think this may have been a case of "the straw that broke the donkey's back"

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 21:28, archived)

Yeah, there used to be loads of parties down at Black Rock

Went to a few, about 7 years ago. Too many steps to get down there. More of a gay pick up point these days.

(Nacho, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 21:35, archived)

woo Nachy!

ta 4 the info,
me an the vixta will be strippin' there in the summer, given 'alf a chance! woo!

/edit..spots Nacho's comment about sexed-up men, then decides he's better off not frequenting Black ROck../edit

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 23 Apr 2002, 21:29, archived)

Good luck to you

It's full of fat minging old munters who will be gawping at you both. I'll be clothed, and sitting drinking at one of the beach bars nearer into town, and I'll save you a couple of seats for when you're done!!

(Nacho, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 21:37, archived)

ooh, oooh

save a seat for me... No, come to think of it, I'll stick with Nacho on this one... The horrifying image of the fat old guy will haunt me forever, I'm going to the bar

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 21:40, archived)

I haven't even been in the sea since I lived down here

Went in up to my knees in Worthing, that was about it. Then again, I haven't even got round to going on the pier, which is fucking poor of me really. I always get sidetracked by the bars and the smell of food along the main beach bit! Alan cooked us a luxury roast when we left the beach on Sunday.

(Nacho, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 21:43, archived)

If I'm blatantly honest

and I normally am... I went off with David (posh speaking chap you met) back to his to see his flatmate (a girly I was seeing ages ago) and ended up sleeping with her, the next day I was like "Sorry I shagged your flatmate... Ummm, mate" He didn't seem to mind. Which was nice

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 21:49, archived)

Fairplay to you!

I just ate roast dinner, drank vodka and various other entertaining things.

(Nacho, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 21:59, archived)

we changed our minds..

(see edit above)
we'll just stick to the drinks at the pub...mines a stella, vikki's a coke.

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 23 Apr 2002, 21:41, archived)

Heh heh

No, go down there, and then bring us back lots of hectic stories about the days events!

(Nacho, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 21:50, archived)

They just looked so happy...

...i had to!

(...mmm..., Tue 23 Apr 2002, 20:55, archived)

Heres a picture what i took

Saw this the other day

(Dean, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 20:55, archived)

Wowee!

You can even see the stacks of jazz mags inside the van...

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helmetcream, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 20:56, archived)

yay

i like that.

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mikeisbrill, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 20:57, archived)

That is

pure class. I'm giggling like a schoolboy.

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Craymen, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 21:15, archived)

I laughed out loud

I finally realised I sound like a cross between Kenneth Williams and something odd...

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 21:30, archived)

made me larf

not a morning person

(frogman, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 20:52, archived)

wassgoinonwidthat

m3ss3ng3r thingy?
Is it down? does anyone still use it?

(twelveways, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 20:43, archived)

I keep forgetting to log in

till i'm about to go.

(Ann_Onnymouse, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 20:52, archived)

The

Flibzomatic®™ m3ss3nger does indeed seem to be down atm, but is still in use...
Bookmark this URL for future reference: www.flibz.com/m3ss3nger

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helmetcream, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 20:53, archived)

I suspect the ISP I'm

paying to host it is in fact crap!

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flibz, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 21:20, archived)

Yay

Flibz, how do you know Tony the vicar's son then? Small world isn't it?

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 21:22, archived)

Met him in Lamplighters

cos it used to be a smelly student hang out.

Me and my smelly mates were at 6th form. He was at Weston tech.

Me and him ended up paint the signs for the upstairs bar.
We got paid in beer...

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flibz, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 21:26, archived)

Paid in beer?

nothing too bad about that then... Hang on... I was with him at Weston Tech, but probably not at the same time you were in the 6th form, I remember you share the same birthday as me.

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 21:32, archived)

We're talkig around

1990

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flibz, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 21:35, archived)

Well...

I went to Weston Tech about 94-95 season, we were top of the league, awaiting promotion to errr, well a paying job really.

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 22:00, archived)

T'was

working about 2 hrs ago.

(twelveways, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 21:31, archived)

(que, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 20:40, archived)

happy present from the earth?

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 23 Apr 2002, 20:58, archived)

Looks like a collection

of gall stones...

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Hyksos, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 21:10, archived)

for Vulga

there's subliminal messages in Logos, you know...

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 23 Apr 2002, 20:38, archived)

That at least deserves a...

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 20:41, archived)

*blush*

aaw, it woz nuffink, guvnaa.

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 23 Apr 2002, 20:43, archived)

(i don't get it)

(Dean, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 20:49, archived)

I work for this place

Inkfish

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 20:49, archived)

Not

Ikea then? =)

(dognutz, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 10:27, archived)

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