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Saw this in the rental place the other day.

These films always have the best names.

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Craymen, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 22:17, archived)

Limited supply. Place your order now.

(Ann_Onnymouse, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 21:59, archived)

I'm

thinking...

(ZZZzzz, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 22:02, archived)

He does all his own stunts, apparently...

(gumboots, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 21:45, archived)

Woo! first post

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Equus is still lurking, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 21:44, archived)

I forsee....

...a great future for you on B3ta! :D

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COCKLES, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 21:45, archived)

Look

at him go!

(ZZZzzz, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 21:45, archived)

i made this specially, just now

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spacefish bong!, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 22:21, archived)

and that new woo yay deserves it's own...

(qwerty, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 22:27, archived)

hee hee

Lyrics to the theme tune

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Craymen, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 22:33, archived)

i just love the way krang would say

shreh- doooooooooooor

'twas brilliant

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spacefish bong!, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 22:44, archived)

Rabid Otter- Photoship This Mutha

A man is attacked by a rabid otter. how much more b3ta can you get...?

www.s-t.com/daily/01-01/01-10-01/a01lo026.htm

(Tendency, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 21:25, archived)

Awesome

I know it might be a long shot but did anybody else on here go The Cooper Temple Clause gig at the Astoria last night?

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penrithtearooms, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 21:23, archived)

TCTC

going to see them tomorrow night at rock city in nottingham.

not seen them for about a year. i want a TCTC mullet :)

(wanye, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 23:00, archived)

Can I just say...

evening folks!

I have no b3ta time this week. It's shit. Haven't even been near a computer today until now. And drove from Edinburgh to North Yorkshire and back.

Just wanted to say hi to my b3tafriends.

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 21:22, archived)

Hello

you!

(tomsk, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 21:23, archived)

oh, that's a much appreciated hello...

ta tomsky!

This is ridiculous. The rest of my life is imposing on my b3ta time... and I'm getting upset? Is this right? Is the power of b3ta a dangerous thing?

What have we created?

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 21:24, archived)

Scary innit?

More addictive than crack.

(tomsk, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 21:26, archived)

hey man!

i have very little b3ta time myself right now, so you're not the only one!

have a woo

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spacefish bong!, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 21:25, archived)

hi there!

I looked at your profile earlier (for some reason?) and discovered that you got a front pager out of your earsocked version of my b3ta cloakroom!

Cool... (just remember that the penguin hanging straps were mine!, he says jealously...)

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 21:31, archived)

did i? oops!

and i thought everyone was ignoring me when i went off on one about the tickets =)

edit: combine that with the fact that earsocks were invented by breel, and it is in fact not my work at all!

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spacefish bong!, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 21:47, archived)

True...

..but such is the beauty and genius of b3ta... what the French postmodern theorists called "bricolage".

Personally, I'm more influenced by Bart Simpson than Roland Barthe.

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 21:53, archived)

kittens

are my only inspiration

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spacefish bong!, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 22:03, archived)

That is...

unwoo and unyay... But good evening anyway.... Let's get b3ta on a wap site... ok so the pics won't work and the animations no existent but at least you can look a bit of the message board.

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penrithtearooms, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 22:32, archived)

that chuffing woman with trophy

some fool friend of mine just sent me this damm link... 3 guesses as to what it was sports.yahoo.com/pga/gallery/20020421/1019436850lpga_longs_drugs_rcp107.html

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hal9000 sme, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 21:19, archived)

A picture of a very fat cat?

A picture of a kitten hunted by domokuns with an amusing tag line?
That Pong flash movie?

(tomsk, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 21:22, archived)

Nazi gold?

The original online copy of the bible?
The missing page of the bible? (The first one that says: "All characters are fictional, do not attempt to recontruct, copy impersonate.. etc")

(VinylSqueakyDogtoy, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 21:26, archived)

The end of the internet?

Queen Mum Yoda (go b3ta!)?
That penguin game?

(tomsk, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 21:28, archived)

upon clicking that link

did anyone else get this popup?

they're getting less and less subtle...

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spacefish bong!, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 21:27, archived)

i mean, really

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spacefish bong!, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 21:49, archived)

Thats brillaint

well observed my dear fellow

(VinylSqueakyDogtoy, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 22:01, archived)

thankyou! i'm considering mounting a full-on assault on x10.com

and all the other "perv on your mates girlfriends" camera manufacturers. they have pained me too long

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spacefish bong!, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 22:05, archived)

hmmm...

I did one a while ago for on here, but I'm afraid of the legal implcations of using their imagery. Am I being overly cautious? Or should I get it tomorrow and post?

(qwerty, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 22:30, archived)

post it!

they obviously don't give a fsck about implicitly condoning the breaching of several privacy laws.

the worst they will do is to ask you to stop hosting the image. and generally they don't even notice

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spacefish bong!, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 22:37, archived)

Sir,

That is so much more than simply Woo or Yay.

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Craymen, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 22:22, archived)

tourettes-a-button

no flash? wot?

woo! new window clicky!

okok, it needs more insults, but...

(bobulatorm, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 21:15, archived)

Believe it or not, I actually do have tourrettes syndrome. But I still find it funny. Our kind doesnt always swear, for instance, I just have a neck tweak and make "muh!" noises, often high pitched... Its not good on dates and friends find it hilarious. Ive only ever said one word "tourettically" as it were tho.

(VinylSqueakyDogtoy, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 21:21, archived)

well

tourettes has to be the funniest disease/mental problem/excuse (as things like that go) EVER! well for us anyway :D i take it you've seen the tourettes-aliser?

(bobulatorm, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 21:24, archived)

Great!

A sweary Speak-n-Spell soundalike.... wanted one for years... woo from me, and a cunfuck arsebiscuit too

(ZZZzzz, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 21:27, archived)

especialy

one that says cuntymints and fucksocks

(ZZZzzz, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 21:37, archived)

Now... that sounds like a project...

anyone got the flash skills and the time?

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 21:40, archived)

Flash ppl...

PLEASE do something like that... I'll buy you a packet of cuntymints AND a pair of the finest fucksocks (pengin skin lined - of course!)

(ZZZzzz, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 21:44, archived)

someones

already made one... http://sass.retrogames.com/

nick their code and and our own samples? flash is tempting though...

(bobulatorm, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 21:44, archived)

Mmmm tasty.

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CJ, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 21:13, archived)

well if no one else will...

dammit!

(bobulatorm, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 21:39, archived)

Nice

and it inspired me to do that above, but with a dead cert front page post I had to start a new message with it.

(Ann_Onnymouse, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 22:02, archived)

wooyay!

if he's gonna post his wooyay again, im gonna do mine too...

rah!

(wanye, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 23:06, archived)

so go on tell me.....

how was the b3ta party on Friday?

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penrithtearooms, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 21:11, archived)

It was fab. Seen the pickies?

clicky 1
clicky 2

(tomsk, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 21:13, archived)

Woo!

Cheers Tomsk. Looks like a good night was had. Wish I was there.
So who got the drunkest/was the biggest lightweight?

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penrithtearooms, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 21:21, archived)

Probably

Dr. Phil Kitten.

(tomsk, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 21:25, archived)

Photoshop This.

http://pub55.ezboard.com/freflectivefrm6.showMessage?topicID=1426.topic

this is fucking funny. thanks to weebl for providing me with a good response to this post! :))

(Tendency, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 20:59, archived)

Whats with

All the broken images... 2 on the front page and all the tony hart ones are missing, cmon guys, pull it together!

(VinylSqueakyDogtoy, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 20:51, archived)

What would b3ta be without

these?

They're my favouritest bit.

(tomsk, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 20:53, archived)

ceci n'est pas une image

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spacefish bong!, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 20:55, archived)

Wow.

That works on 2 levels. Cool.

(tomsk, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 20:56, archived)

i try not to think about it.

i figure that if it made my brain hurt it's either art or science.

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spacefish bong!, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 21:00, archived)

beer.

(crazymum, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 21:20, archived)

but in a

nice way

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spacefish bong!, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 21:23, archived)

Kisses

I thought they were just little red kisses!

(starterfor10, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 21:04, archived)

Awww.

That's a great way of looking at it. But no. They are little red crosses of death. Each time one appears in your browser, a kitten dies.

(tomsk, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 21:07, archived)

I know

That over the past few days Blueyonder have been transferring files between servers which has resulted in images NOT being referenced correctly...........maybe it's that ?

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 20:53, archived)

looks okay to me,

perhaps your modem needs a hug

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spacefish bong!, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 20:54, archived)

Modem hugged

Im sure its not me, but some have come back now, I haven't made a woo yay tag yet so I'll just repeat post this that I made instead.

(VinylSqueakyDogtoy, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 21:18, archived)

proof why mac users are evil

http://207.67.219.101/objective/propaganda.html

1/2 way down the page

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Umojan, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 20:47, archived)

68k devil worship

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spacefish bong!, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 21:15, archived)

I like Hexley:

He rools. Go Darwinism.

(tomsk, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 21:38, archived)

The secret to Branson's success

My first post!

(rear_endo, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 20:43, archived)

Erm

Haven't all Mr Branson's balloon missions been unsuccessful?

(starterfor10, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 20:45, archived)

maybe

thats the joke?

(skagg, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 20:48, archived)

what? you mean that they failed to kill him?

(not really, i think he's a lovely man)

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spacefish bong!, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 20:48, archived)

Very nice.

(applause)

(VinylSqueakyDogtoy, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 20:55, archived)

What if

tubcat needs a wee? (or a poo?)

(ZZZzzz, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 20:55, archived)

or a woo?

(coat)

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spacefish bong!, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 20:59, archived)

He/she can do it

right on Branson's head.

(rear_endo, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 22:20, archived)

tomsk! please tell me you're still here!

what are the adverts for? i MUST KNOW! is it really evil ernie and his evil empire?

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spacefish bong!, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 20:43, archived)

Ahaha!

There you are!
Where you been hiding?
They are adverts for T4, which is Channel 4's morning telly scheduley type fing.
They're all over the underground with a RI:SE banner tag thingy, like an alarm clock.
So nothing to do with Bert Is Evil or anything. Shame.
Sorry it's so boring. Advertising usually is though...

(tomsk, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 20:48, archived)

ah well

at least we know now.

now i can get on with believing it's a government conspiracy. Hmm...

i been busy. my life is even more boring than advertising =)

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spacefish bong!, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 20:52, archived)

I should

be busy really but I am king of skive.

(tomsk, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 20:54, archived)

Mt first animated gif..

Sorry it's crap :(

(richyboy, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 20:32, archived)

I think

Ive seen it before somehwere

(VinylSqueakyDogtoy, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 20:40, archived)

Crankies

Fan dabby double dozy!

(starterfor10, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 20:51, archived)

krankies

it's okay, jimmy krankie is his wife........hold on, he's a schoolboy, and apparently unnaturally light. This is what my childhood consisted of.....wibble

(franko, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 20:56, archived)

Tony Hart

I've just been reading the Tony Hart interview - great stuff. On the point of anyone who later became famous submitting material to The Gallery, I think I have some information.

I was recently watching a documentary on BritArt in which it was mentioned that Michael Landy (the guy who shredded everything he owned) once sent a picture into Take Hart. They showed footage of his picture in The Gallery.

Did anyone else see this?

(starterfor10, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 20:31, archived)

yes,

I saw that. Remember the take heart picture.

what a dumbass fool to destory all his stuff.

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limpfish, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 20:40, archived)

Indeed

I wonder if having his work shown on Take Hart was in some way emotionally scarring?

(starterfor10, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 20:43, archived)

all the bloke needed

was photoshop and some pics of kittens.

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limpfish, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 20:50, archived)

i thought

it was a class idea

if i didn't like having so much stuff, i'd do the same

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spacefish bong!, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 21:10, archived)

Shredding

Do you reckon he shredded the Take Hart picture as well?

(starterfor10, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 21:20, archived)

of course not!

tony hart NEVER returns the pictures!

much like a shredder, in fact. perhaps he has some sort of subconcious tony "shredder" hart complex

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spacefish bong!, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 21:54, archived)

Rob

Any chance of a search option for the messageboard? Go on, you know you want to.

(frogman, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 20:25, archived)

there is one but

I've forgotten where it is - come back tomorrow - I'll ask Cal.

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pep, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 20:47, archived)

It's:

http://www.b3ta.com/board/scripts/search.php

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JayBeeEmm, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 20:49, archived)

oooh, gorgeous!

this is my first post and i don't think it needs photoshopping. has anyone got any pics of pat cabs? i've been all over the eastenders website and can't find a thing.

(Pat Butcher, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 20:08, archived)

oooh, gorgeous!

What do you mean by Pat Cabs? I may be able to help you.

(starterfor10, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 20:36, archived)

Wasn't...

that the minicab firm she set up?
You could ring up to get a lift to anywhere in Walford from the bearded, big ear-ringed freak herself....... That is if she didn't mow you down after eighteen gin and tonics first.

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penrithtearooms, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 20:54, archived)

pat crabs

....surely not that crab bloke.....she's a lesbian!

(franko, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 21:02, archived)

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