All B3tans
Any idea where I can download some Lenny Dee mix tapes from 93-94...Been searchin' for ages..
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Fri 26 Apr 2002, 22:32,
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shitloads of lenny dee stuff on audiogalaxy,
but nothing specific of 93-94, datewise
but a few mixes anyhow
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Fri 26 Apr 2002, 22:37,
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but a few mixes anyhow
Because...
...the body can't process lactose as fast as it can swallow it.
Use this information carefully, my son.
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Fri 26 Apr 2002, 22:56,
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Use this information carefully, my son.
Hola Si..
..are you the Si W I used to work with at a reputable dry cleaners???
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Fri 26 Apr 2002, 22:31,
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errrrrrrr.....
no I think you must mean Leon. Gas don't clean, it just burns.
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Fri 26 Apr 2002, 22:53,
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cheer up
have a look at this and feel better.
(i was trawling my ftp earlier and i saw it and i've wanted to post it ever since)
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Fri 26 Apr 2002, 22:25,
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(i was trawling my ftp earlier and i saw it and i've wanted to post it ever since)
aww
but look at the spinning bears and feel at peace with the whitney
besides, it's a lovely tune, as an instrumental
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Fri 26 Apr 2002, 22:30,
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besides, it's a lovely tune, as an instrumental
Sounds a bit like
elevator music tho. Now if they were dancing to kitten jazz, that would rock.
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Fri 26 Apr 2002, 22:33,
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alas
if there was kitten jazz playing, then kittens would be dancing. but all i have are spinning bears
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Fri 26 Apr 2002, 22:36,
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The bears were cute
stopped the music driving me nuts for a little while. When I switched was when the trouble really started.
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Fri 26 Apr 2002, 22:38,
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Yay!
Like that. Have some wooyay flowers
There's a cat like that in my street, someone poked one of his eyes out, the bastards.
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Fri 26 Apr 2002, 22:43,
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There's a cat like that in my street, someone poked one of his eyes out, the bastards.
noooo!
we need MUCH offence to whitney, and photoshopping, and hammers, and....and..and....
Mmmm beer. I'm calm now.
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Fri 26 Apr 2002, 22:45,
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Mmmm beer. I'm calm now.
That's fantastic mate
How about a series of cat-themed html / anigif / midi pop vids for lovecats, cool for cats etc etc?
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Fri 26 Apr 2002, 22:52,
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i thought about it a while ago
but my ideas have moved on. i've got an idea for a rather ace little project involving midi, so maybe something will happen soon...
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Fri 26 Apr 2002, 22:54,
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i dunno
i'm reluctant to say because it'll sound better than it is. but it will be broadly along the same lines as the dancing kittens/bears etc.
i know what i'm going to spend sunday doing now =)
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Fri 26 Apr 2002, 23:03,
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i know what i'm going to spend sunday doing now =)
Woo, sounds good
I hadn't done the gif / midi thing for ages till that queen mum tribute. it still rocks as a format, although only a minority of people get the ironic humour value.
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Fri 26 Apr 2002, 23:09,
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Houpla!
I seem to have started something tonight.
That is Woo and Yay!
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Fri 26 Apr 2002, 22:20,
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That is Woo and Yay!
When Skips attack
My first attempt at animated Giffing....be gentle :o)
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Fri 26 Apr 2002, 22:08,
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Damn that was quick
Even before I had chance to fix it (you git) :)
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Fri 26 Apr 2002, 22:10,
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fingers like greased butter
or summat.
Good to see FuckSocks getting the airing they deserve :)
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Fri 26 Apr 2002, 22:12,
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Good to see FuckSocks getting the airing they deserve :)
Oh God
The Fear, The Fear, The Fear, The Fear, The Fear, The Fear, The Fear, The Fear, The Fear, The Fear, The Fear, The Fear, The Fear, The Fear, The Fear, The Fear,
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Fri 26 Apr 2002, 22:05,
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I feel myself
drawn to do it's bidding.
Is it a "him", "her" or "they"?
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Fri 26 Apr 2002, 22:16,
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Is it a "him", "her" or "they"?
they are tattootentacle duckdragon in kinkyboots
and they will eat your pets
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Fri 26 Apr 2002, 22:18,
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oh dear
you don't think they'll leave your house unfed do you?
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Fri 26 Apr 2002, 22:52,
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That's what
worries me. I have a girlfriend who stays most weekends, maybe they'll take her and let me go?
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Fri 26 Apr 2002, 22:58,
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you have a girlfriend?
ooh, that's even worse.
next time you see her, count the number of heads she has, carefully. this is important.
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Fri 26 Apr 2002, 23:05,
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next time you see her, count the number of heads she has, carefully. this is important.
This will sound very dodgy.....
but is for the "Worst Job" thing. I need a side on picture of a bloke leaning
over something. I need to see his face as well.......honest, you would never believe the sites I've been through....
I'm very scared now.
P.S. I'll put some thought to the album now.
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Fri 26 Apr 2002, 21:52,
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over something. I need to see his face as well.......honest, you would never believe the sites I've been through....
I'm very scared now.
P.S. I'll put some thought to the album now.
are you sure that
Spacefish's suggestion wasn't correct?
Seems to ring a bell after looking at the site www.bassquake.co.uk/leaders.htm
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Fri 26 Apr 2002, 22:00,
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Seems to ring a bell after looking at the site www.bassquake.co.uk/leaders.htm
Is this the...
slippery bastard?
homepage.ntlworld.com/toby_jones/help.htm Hardcore Leaders Two
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Fri 26 Apr 2002, 22:07,
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homepage.ntlworld.com/toby_jones/help.htm Hardcore Leaders Two
this is the record sleave from spacefish's choice
Original
Second
Third
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Fri 26 Apr 2002, 22:11,
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Second
Third
THEY ARE THE FUCKERS!!!!!!!!
HUZZAH AND HOUPLA!!!!!
thanks everyone, *kisses feet of worthy b3tans!!*
:)
:)
:)
:)
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Fri 26 Apr 2002, 22:14,
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thanks everyone, *kisses feet of worthy b3tans!!*
:)
:)
:)
:)
Why thank you.....
you ain't so bad yourself... (in a non Jeremy Spake type way)
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Fri 26 Apr 2002, 22:35,
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where's me..oo..err..bloke then..
guarenteed it'll be a top "worst job"
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Fri 26 Apr 2002, 23:05,
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questions to the board
1 can i download image ready off the internet anywhere?
2. what do people use for making thier really good wesites
3. whats a good thing to use for average quality flash anims type stuff
4. dittoi for websites using flash
4.wtf is a .swf file? is that just what some things save flash as? or am i stupid?
5 why, when i try to get myself to make the beer lollies do i just drink the beers?
answers on a postcard, either photoshopped or scanned and posted here!
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Fri 26 Apr 2002, 21:47,
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2. what do people use for making thier really good wesites
3. whats a good thing to use for average quality flash anims type stuff
4. dittoi for websites using flash
4.wtf is a .swf file? is that just what some things save flash as? or am i stupid?
5 why, when i try to get myself to make the beer lollies do i just drink the beers?
answers on a postcard, either photoshopped or scanned and posted here!
go to
swish.com for easy to produce flash sites. the software is easier to use but is exactly the same as flash. a swf file is what you need to run the file as in order for the server to recognise the extension as a flash file.
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Fri 26 Apr 2002, 21:52,
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id like to inform you
it doesnt exist according to my god...err i mean computer
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Fri 26 Apr 2002, 21:56,
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Um, see what I can do.
1. *cough* kazza? *cough* (I don't have it so not sure)
2. I don't have a really good website, I don't even have a really bad one. But I do use notepad when I do HTML.
3. Flash?
4. Ditto.
4. It's just a flash format for web pages I think. But I'm too poor to afford flash so I don't know.
5. Because you are only human
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Fri 26 Apr 2002, 21:53,
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2. I don't have a really good website, I don't even have a really bad one. But I do use notepad when I do HTML.
3. Flash?
4. Ditto.
4. It's just a flash format for web pages I think. But I'm too poor to afford flash so I don't know.
5. Because you are only human
here goes:
image ready comes bundled with photoshop. you can get photoshop dodgeois (as the french would say) from a number of sources on the web. Maybe try Kazaa? (I don't use it myself- anyone want to confirm or deny that's worth a shot)?
Websites are made in html. People use all sorts of things to edit it. I use dreamweaver, real html people use notepad. Really "good" websites usually require much more complex technologies such as databases, scripting etc- you don't want to worry about that stuff if you're starting out.
For flash, the usual tool is macromedia flash, though there are others I haven't used them so can't comment on whether they're any good.
4 is the same answer to 3, but I'd be inclined to recommend using flash only for blobs of content rather than for site design, but there are people who'd disagree with me there (big, ongoing argument that may never end)
A swf file is a compressed, web-deliverable flash file. it is the flash you see on the internet.
drinking beer is natural and should not be thought of as a problem. you are probably making unrealistic demands of yourself.
Hope that helps. If anyone wants to add to or ammend any of those answers please feel free
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Fri 26 Apr 2002, 22:01,
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Websites are made in html. People use all sorts of things to edit it. I use dreamweaver, real html people use notepad. Really "good" websites usually require much more complex technologies such as databases, scripting etc- you don't want to worry about that stuff if you're starting out.
For flash, the usual tool is macromedia flash, though there are others I haven't used them so can't comment on whether they're any good.
4 is the same answer to 3, but I'd be inclined to recommend using flash only for blobs of content rather than for site design, but there are people who'd disagree with me there (big, ongoing argument that may never end)
A swf file is a compressed, web-deliverable flash file. it is the flash you see on the internet.
drinking beer is natural and should not be thought of as a problem. you are probably making unrealistic demands of yourself.
Hope that helps. If anyone wants to add to or ammend any of those answers please feel free
I was convinced
I would find spacefish had beaten me to this when i posted it. Hooray, and phew.
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Fri 26 Apr 2002, 22:04,
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EdB says that the Oxford English says it means
The act or habit of estimating something as being worthless
so there!
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Fri 26 Apr 2002, 22:44,
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so there!
muskox
would make a good dirty word....
it's almost like GLAS
NO CARRIER
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Fri 26 Apr 2002, 22:58,
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it's almost like GLAS
NO CARRIER
Yay!
I use notepad! Does that mean I'm a real html person? Am I l33t? Does not having a webpage make any difference? Have you ever tried kahlua and coke? it's great.
:)
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Fri 26 Apr 2002, 22:05,
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:)
you are l33k indeed.
even a basic .txt page hand-coded beats a fancy dhtml site made in frontpage or suchlike in terms of raw skill.
you may now refer to everyone else as "lamerz" and say "i 0wnz j00" a lot
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Fri 26 Apr 2002, 22:13,
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you may now refer to everyone else as "lamerz" and say "i 0wnz j00" a lot
yay
I will settle for l33k. lol.
I started doing HTML stuff in '94 using "edit" & the Mosaic browser. (ah, Nostagia)
By the time these new fangled editors came around, the raw html habbit was too hard to break.
Makes me sound old. Bluddy hell, I'm only 25.
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Fri 26 Apr 2002, 22:25,
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I started doing HTML stuff in '94 using "edit" & the Mosaic browser. (ah, Nostagia)
By the time these new fangled editors came around, the raw html habbit was too hard to break.
Makes me sound old. Bluddy hell, I'm only 25.
I hope he doesn't
l33k all over the board; we don't want m015t HTML now do we.
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or do we?
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Fri 26 Apr 2002, 22:18,
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.
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.
or do we?
mmmmm m015t
One of my favourite letter/number mixes, that.
w00
y4y
3tc.
<c04t>
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Fri 26 Apr 2002, 22:43,
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w00
y4y
3tc.
<c04t>
I really do dislike this little fucker.
Sorry it's a wee bit shit
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Fri 26 Apr 2002, 21:41,
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Sorry it's a wee bit shit
nothing...
shit about that.... I usedto work with a bloke who looked like him... and was just as camp
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Fri 26 Apr 2002, 21:45,
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gayer than
a treeful of monkeys on nitrous oxide?
</HHGTTG, Ford Prefect>
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Fri 26 Apr 2002, 22:47,
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</HHGTTG, Ford Prefect>
everyone's here for a purpose
what this creature's is, i don't know
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Fri 26 Apr 2002, 21:02,
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what this creature's is, i don't know
That creature's purpose
is to be waiting, staring at your face, as soon as you wake up, and then to sneak up and stare at you until you turn slightly and see it and leap with shock.
All day, every day.
The little bastard.
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Fri 26 Apr 2002, 21:04,
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All day, every day.
The little bastard.
Thank god
no-one would believe me. they just looked at me funny
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Fri 26 Apr 2002, 21:11,
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perhaps i should stick it to someone's bedroom window.
that'd give'm a fright when they woke up
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Fri 26 Apr 2002, 21:06,
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oh that thing, i recgonise it
yeah, it sits on my alarm clock. it secretly wants me to touch it; every morning i reach out to turn off my alarm and it's sitting there...
dirty bastard.
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Fri 26 Apr 2002, 21:43,
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dirty bastard.
HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAhahahahahahahahahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAA
*CHOKE* heheeheheheheheeheeeeeeheheheeheheheoohheheeheheheehehe
*splutter*
ooh me sides,
ooh
/collapses
kkkerlass. Mr V. class.
(where did you get those eyes? ;)
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Fri 26 Apr 2002, 21:04,
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*splutter*
ooh me sides,
ooh
/collapses
kkkerlass. Mr V. class.
(where did you get those eyes? ;)
Woo, glad you like it
I nicked the eyes off your site mate. that was what gave me the idea. I just chopped the synching of the frames around a bit
Woo!
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Fri 26 Apr 2002, 21:09,
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Woo!
i guessed :)
fucking class picture of David the Blind tho',
(wife intrusion..)
Hello mate, glad to meet you last week, hope to see you again soon.
Loved the jazz kittens, could you do another one with dangerous creatures?
(wife of pizza) :)
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Fri 26 Apr 2002, 21:15,
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(wife intrusion..)
Hello mate, glad to meet you last week, hope to see you again soon.
Loved the jazz kittens, could you do another one with dangerous creatures?
(wife of pizza) :)
Hiya
Yup, it was lovely to meet you. We must have more seshes.
Dangerous animals. Hmm. Maybe crocodiles playing thrash metal in earsocks?
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Fri 26 Apr 2002, 21:23,
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Dangerous animals. Hmm. Maybe crocodiles playing thrash metal in earsocks?
More seshes sounds good to me!
I was thinking along the lines of vultures singing Nirvana, you were right on earsocks.
(Wife of pizza)
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Fri 26 Apr 2002, 21:29,
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(Wife of pizza)
Actually, to be honest
I think I'm going to do the girl from ipanema sung by little fluffy bunny rabbits if I do another one.
They may well have the same saxophonist though. i think he's a session musician rather than a permanent member of the kitten band.
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Fri 26 Apr 2002, 21:32,
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They may well have the same saxophonist though. i think he's a session musician rather than a permanent member of the kitten band.
sounds great
that chinchilla is a star in the making, you know.
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Fri 26 Apr 2002, 21:40,
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Thats Nowt!
I lived in Texas for a bit and they had these nasty big cockroaches, just when you'd got enough courage to go and whack one of the fuckers, THEY WOULD FLY AT YOU. It was horrid. Still, not as bad as the Texans.
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Fri 26 Apr 2002, 21:01,
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Dear Mr. Gibson
Your comment about Texas has been recorded and you will be contacted shortly by Walker Texas Ranger. Who, no doubt will take great pleasure in emasculating you.
If you have any further questions please direct them to the rest of the New Yorkers who won't even pretend to give a damn.
hoser!!!
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Fri 26 Apr 2002, 21:37,
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If you have any further questions please direct them to the rest of the New Yorkers who won't even pretend to give a damn.
hoser!!!
A big question...
I have spent ALL NIGHT, looking for an old album, or tracks from, that i can't remember any of the titles or artists.
I used to listen to it when I still had full use of my mental faculties.
It was about 1992-1993, and had artwork of a computer generated head on the cover and was 2nd in the series.
It was called 'Hardcore. Leaders of (this is where i'm stuck)
All i can remember is that one of the tracks went "jungle techno, jung jung jung jung jung jungle techno"
can anyone help?
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Fri 26 Apr 2002, 20:53,
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I used to listen to it when I still had full use of my mental faculties.
It was about 1992-1993, and had artwork of a computer generated head on the cover and was 2nd in the series.
It was called 'Hardcore. Leaders of (this is where i'm stuck)
All i can remember is that one of the tracks went "jungle techno, jung jung jung jung jung jungle techno"
can anyone help?
no
i think that was a hip-hop group, but I have spent so long searching, leaders seems a funny word.
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Fri 26 Apr 2002, 21:07,
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Funge
now there's a funny word. check dictionary.com if you don't believe it's real. Funge is the bestest word ever.
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Fri 26 Apr 2002, 21:16,
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You're dead right there
I hadn't made the connection, but it's oh so true
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Fri 26 Apr 2002, 21:24,
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floccinaucinihilipilification
is in google's dictionary, but not dictionary.com's
what does this word mean?
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Fri 26 Apr 2002, 21:23,
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what does this word mean?
It's the word for when
two-headed creatures sneak around staring at you. As in
"He's suffering from floccinaucinihilipilification" or "that creature's floccinaucinihilipilificating again"
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Fri 26 Apr 2002, 21:28,
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"He's suffering from floccinaucinihilipilification" or "that creature's floccinaucinihilipilificating again"
According to the OED
"The act or habit of estimating something as being worthless"
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Fri 26 Apr 2002, 21:52,
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This is where youneed Si W
It rings a bell, but i just can't remember. I've never been able to remember album, track name or artists that go with tunes. Si will probably be able to answer that one for you though.
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Fri 26 Apr 2002, 21:01,
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Dancing chaps
Any of you good people know where I can find some dancing geezer gifs - in a similar vein to the bavarian sausage chappie ??
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Fri 26 Apr 2002, 20:32,
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sorry no
why not try making yur own?
it's fun and can be rewarding.
or try microsoft clip art?
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Fri 26 Apr 2002, 21:01,
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it's fun and can be rewarding.
or try microsoft clip art?
Curses
So much for my plan to be a complete and utter lazy bastard !!
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Fri 26 Apr 2002, 21:07,
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WTF???
is it post nothing or huge or someone elses pic night, or did i miss something??????????
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Fri 26 Apr 2002, 20:06,
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It would appear so..
Just why is i so quiet on here tonight? Has everyone but us few gone to the pub?
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Fri 26 Apr 2002, 20:14,
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yup, i reckon
everyone with any sense is in the boozer.
While I sit infront of my pc smoking rollups and drinking duty free lager.
Bugger.
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Fri 26 Apr 2002, 20:17,
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While I sit infront of my pc smoking rollups and drinking duty free lager.
Bugger.
well nearly all my mates..
are out celebrating someones birthday at school disco... and I'm here at work watching 118 TV channels at once all of em showing shite...
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Fri 26 Apr 2002, 20:21,
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just rolleys and beer on b3ta, but happy faces, so thats cool!
.
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Fri 26 Apr 2002, 20:31,
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Back from sunny Watford.....
£1.67 Bordeaux, tastes nice right now, but proper fags.
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Fri 26 Apr 2002, 21:04,
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Hey Si, how you doing?
Any ideas on pickle's album query? (see up the board a bit)
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Fri 26 Apr 2002, 21:14,
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well i'm here too
trying to get some sleep
fags sound nice, but it involves going to the shops to buy some
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Fri 26 Apr 2002, 20:21,
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fags sound nice, but it involves going to the shops to buy some
You're welcome to a rolly mate
I've got loads of baccy here. Maybe I could email you a couple?
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Fri 26 Apr 2002, 20:26,
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Cool
I'm having trouble attaching it though. Do I just shove the baccy through the slot in the front of the computer box? The one the plastic thingies go into?
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Fri 26 Apr 2002, 20:33,
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The round coffee...
coasters? Nah, try blowing the smoke through the bars covering the little hairdryer thing on the back of the pc...
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Fri 26 Apr 2002, 20:38,
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hahahahaha
i go away looking for an old album on audiogalxy, (ta 4 the tip) and i come back, and oooh the lurkers are de-lurking.!!!
I'm smiley now!!
let's potatoshop someone!!
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Fri 26 Apr 2002, 20:31,
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I'm smiley now!!
let's potatoshop someone!!
OK, good plan
I haven't done muchg potatoshopping lately for the board.
One coming up.
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Fri 26 Apr 2002, 20:40,
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One coming up.
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