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Analog Photoshop!

This is talent... Graffiti Rules

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EvS, Fri 26 Apr 2002, 19:57, archived)

nice

i love graffiti.

(que, Fri 26 Apr 2002, 20:29, archived)

that's class

i love art. graffiti is art.

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Fri 26 Apr 2002, 20:57, archived)

I always hated this cnut

TWAT!

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LuftWaffle, Fri 26 Apr 2002, 19:46, archived)

sorry i havent got any photo editing progs on this computer

so...

And the minimum temperature in Newcastle is: NEIN.

sorry.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 26 Apr 2002, 19:29, archived)

Another geordie

then? That'll make 4, lurkers notwithstanding.....

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witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 26 Apr 2002, 22:24, archived)

Moo...

(Makodus, Fri 26 Apr 2002, 19:22, archived)

woo!

and yay!
I hate jeremy
I hate Harry

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Fri 26 Apr 2002, 19:32, archived)

Giant Bee Phone Logo

Very poor but you can load it at fp.marknatalie.f9.co.uk/ff/freenokialogodesigner.htm until it gets saved over and improve it and send it to yourself.

It's gone now.

(Ann_Onnymouse, Fri 26 Apr 2002, 19:12, archived)

i noticed.

do it again =)

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spacefish bong!, Fri 26 Apr 2002, 19:44, archived)

Sailing on the interweb

Hope I don't get caught looking at b3ta on the CAD computer!

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Spoon, Fri 26 Apr 2002, 19:10, archived)

Anyone know...

how much glue you can get from one horse? Bloke at work asked me earlier and now it's annoying me casue I don't know.

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penrithtearooms, Fri 26 Apr 2002, 18:59, archived)

horses are stubborn bastards

and will rarely hand over anything, especially their precious glue, so very little I'd imagine.

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 26 Apr 2002, 19:08, archived)

So it's not..

just asses that are stubborn?

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penrithtearooms, Fri 26 Apr 2002, 19:13, archived)

Excellent

comments - made me laugh non stop for 16 English minutes

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 26 Apr 2002, 19:13, archived)

I'd buy that

for one of your Earth dollars

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 26 Apr 2002, 19:23, archived)

Well I don't have a horse

But I've just boiled up the same weight of kittens, and I got about a bathful.

I couldn't resist eating a bit though

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Spoon, Fri 26 Apr 2002, 19:11, archived)

kitten glue....

is very versatile but it has to be horse glue owing to it's superior waterproofing properties

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penrithtearooms, Fri 26 Apr 2002, 19:16, archived)

I could probably give

you a fairly serious answer to this question if you wanted it.

I used to extract what was basically glue from animals for scientific purposes

I'd have to look up some old papers tho

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Spoon, Fri 26 Apr 2002, 19:23, archived)

It would probably be

about 2/3 to 3/4 of the weight of skin plus about half the weight of the bone

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Spoon, Fri 26 Apr 2002, 19:25, archived)

I'm off to the pub

byee

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Spoon, Fri 26 Apr 2002, 19:26, archived)

has everyone...

except me gone home/out?

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penrithtearooms, Fri 26 Apr 2002, 18:56, archived)

natch

some of us are still working.

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AndyK, Fri 26 Apr 2002, 18:58, archived)

I`m lurking

and eating and drinking and photoshopping

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 26 Apr 2002, 19:03, archived)

all at once?

Now that's talent...

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penrithtearooms, Fri 26 Apr 2002, 19:05, archived)

i`m juglling..

a can of strongbow, a plate of food, a mouse and keyboard..easy really

on a unicycle too

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 26 Apr 2002, 19:10, archived)

I`m juggling..

a can of strongbow, a plate of food, a mouse and keyboard..easy really

on a unicycle too

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 26 Apr 2002, 19:11, archived)

Twice?

that can't be easy...

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penrithtearooms, Fri 26 Apr 2002, 19:13, archived)

once...

spelt badly and with out capitalisation! oops..

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 26 Apr 2002, 19:25, archived)

eat eat

you muuuust eat. No, I must eat. and sleep. and just get the hell away from this place.

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AndyK, Fri 26 Apr 2002, 19:05, archived)

I must leave tis place too...

but am here until half midnight... Unwoo! Unyay! and not a houpla in sight..

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penrithtearooms, Fri 26 Apr 2002, 19:08, archived)

Worst job in the world?

Making TV Programs with that camp twat off Airport.

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Craymen, Fri 26 Apr 2002, 18:27, archived)

How

I see that shortarse fuckwit

(ZZZzzz, Fri 26 Apr 2002, 19:03, archived)

Both pics...

look the same to me...

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penrithtearooms, Fri 26 Apr 2002, 19:17, archived)

nah

he's done his tie differently in the bottom one.

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 26 Apr 2002, 19:28, archived)

I've had an idea(watch out!)

...but I have neither the talent nor the knowledge to make it work...

Goes something like this - It would be great if B3tans from all over the country/world could meet up for drinks an' stuff. The problem is though, that nobody knows where anybody else lives, which makes it kinda hard to organise.

So here's my idea - I'm guessing most people here are in the UK, so we have a map of the UK, which you can zoom in on to find the place where you live (4 or 5 levels of zoom would probably do it). You click on where you are and then you get put in a database somewhere. Then anybody can see where yuo are and we could build up a map of people. This could be linked to peoples profiles or something, so there would be a little map on a persons profile showing whereabouts in the country they are.

I'm pretty sure it wouldn't be too hard to program for someone who has a decent server and a little database space. I'm thinking that all you would need to store would be a persons coordinates and name and write a few scripts to stick dots on maps and stuff like that.

But as I said, I have neither the knowledge or the talent (or a webserver).

Any takers?

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TunaBoy should be old enough to know better by now, Fri 26 Apr 2002, 18:16, archived)

i agree its a damn fine idea

but also have no skill in that kind of thing whatsoever.
sounds like little project for flibz?

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rockyrobin, Fri 26 Apr 2002, 18:18, archived)

Anyone does it... can I have a copy

for My Jam-Locator site , the absense of scripting knowlegde kind of stuffs it for me! -

I want to find the highest Jam density per head of Population in The UK... I have a theory, I want to prove it.

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Sam, Fri 26 Apr 2002, 18:25, archived)

If someone wants to send me a large

bitmap (hires with detail) of the UK then I'll have a bash. can't promise anything, mind.

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izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Fri 26 Apr 2002, 18:32, archived)

I'll re-phrase that

'point me in the direction of' rather than 'send me' might be a better phrase.

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izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Fri 26 Apr 2002, 18:34, archived)

i'm on

the case. how big we talking?

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rockyrobin, Fri 26 Apr 2002, 18:37, archived)

right the best ive got so far

is this. also available in gif, pdf and eps formats

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rockyrobin, Fri 26 Apr 2002, 18:49, archived)

ooh, ta.

i'll mess about with that a bit.

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izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Fri 26 Apr 2002, 19:10, archived)

Might it be an idea

to have a general world map too? It's not exclusively UK people, although obviously that is the vast majority.

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crab_bloke), Fri 26 Apr 2002, 19:14, archived)

that's a good idea

but i'm thinking of mixing in flibz's pub locator idea too somehow. if the uk one works, maybe an international alternative could be bolted on.

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izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Fri 26 Apr 2002, 19:28, archived)

oooh ohh,

I must help, I am sooo into this! Have links to scripts and sources of maps. But just off to pub, will post to board when wiggly later.

BTW Zoo trip washed out today.. unwoo

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chimpy, Fri 26 Apr 2002, 19:41, archived)

I can vouch

that this is chimpy's kind of thing. I feel you have a very real chance of getting it working.
I'd like it to work internationally, even if it's not at such a grand scale, just dots on maps, it'd be cool if we could have synchronised b3ta bashes in London, Edinburgh, Berlin and New York, for example. Or even just facilitate drinking buddy finding globally.

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crab_bloke), Fri 26 Apr 2002, 20:07, archived)

Hey Joel

I just saw your "go boom" videos and I loved them.

What's the fab song in the background?

(OtaKuno, Fri 26 Apr 2002, 19:36, archived)

John B - Up all night

available from your friendly local audiogalaxy. The happy latino kittens thingy is him as well. he's ace.

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crab_bloke), Fri 26 Apr 2002, 20:02, archived)

Okay then...

First of all, I'm glad that one of my random ideas has had such a good reception.

What I had in mind is something like this:

I thought it might be a good idea to start with the UK, 'cos it would be easier to do. What I thought is that we would have a map of the UK with just major cities on it, split into around 30 regions (counties?) which you could zoom in onto. It would then show towns and cities in that area, then you could zoom in further onto one city or several towns, be able to zoom into your general area, then another zoom for your local area.

you could then have a map of the country in a solid colour with dots showing where people are, but no more detail, then zooming in and so on and so forth. Obviously, there would then be the possibility of refining the whole thing to do world maps, or doing searches on people in your area, that sort of thing, if somebody wanted to bother with it but in its crudest form, it would give a good idea of where everybody is located. Any thoughts anyone?

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TunaBoy should be old enough to know better by now, Fri 26 Apr 2002, 20:54, archived)

I'd just like to add...

That I'd love to try to do something like this myself, but I don't have the kind of access to a dedicated server or knowledge of anything other than CGI written in PERL to make it work. I'm thinking that that would be a rather inefficient way of making it work.

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TunaBoy should be old enough to know better by now, Fri 26 Apr 2002, 20:57, archived)

ok, Im off

have a good weekend.

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pep, Fri 26 Apr 2002, 18:06, archived)

stay gay

and keep it ginger.

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rob, Fri 26 Apr 2002, 18:09, archived)

I'll try and do

both. (but you're not seeing the pics)

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pep, Fri 26 Apr 2002, 18:11, archived)

get you!

look at the muck in here. riff raff.

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rob, Fri 26 Apr 2002, 18:12, archived)

you calling

gay people riff raff?
I really am gone now, so you don't have to answer - night.

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pep, Fri 26 Apr 2002, 18:14, archived)

Don't go pep!

I've just got here..

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Wifey, Fri 26 Apr 2002, 18:32, archived)

She went

... jussliketha

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AndyK, Fri 26 Apr 2002, 18:55, archived)

OH MY GOD !!! i'm back at school ...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/cult/ilove/tv/testcards/fullscreen14.shtml

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calico, Fri 26 Apr 2002, 17:58, archived)

this one is trippy

http://www.bbc.co.uk/cult/ilove/tv/testcards/animation11.shtml

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rob, Fri 26 Apr 2002, 18:11, archived)

Lock up your cattle

And do I REALLY want to know what he does to his sheep...? clicky

(2526, Fri 26 Apr 2002, 17:55, archived)

Hitler's weekly weather report

(Broon, Fri 26 Apr 2002, 17:54, archived)

genius

on a stick.

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rob, Fri 26 Apr 2002, 17:55, archived)

classic era b3ta

they'll say one day.

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rob, Fri 26 Apr 2002, 17:56, archived)

thought you'd like that

gave even me a wry smile!

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pep, Fri 26 Apr 2002, 17:56, archived)

yay, class!

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spacefish bong!, Fri 26 Apr 2002, 18:00, archived)

Here's

Today's Love Cat Gallery and also Yesterday's Marquee Moon Gallery cos I was er...busy. So there.

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Fri 26 Apr 2002, 17:49, archived)

that one was woo!

i was especially scared of vulga's monster. woo

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spacefish bong!, Fri 26 Apr 2002, 18:40, archived)

can someone do me a favour?

just tring to do this as a favour for someone - none of the links work yet and there's a pic missing I know- but can you tell me if you get one or two scollbars... there should only be one horizontal one. And I'm just workingout how to do it...thankyou

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pep, Fri 26 Apr 2002, 17:48, archived)

just the

one at my end - horizontal as well

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stouffer, Fri 26 Apr 2002, 17:49, archived)

Yup

One horizontal bar

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Spoon, Fri 26 Apr 2002, 17:49, archived)

cool

I think I've worked out what the hell I'm doing then. Now i just have to make the rest of the million billion billion graphics.
thanks

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pep, Fri 26 Apr 2002, 17:50, archived)

Stop that

It's Friday

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Spoon, Fri 26 Apr 2002, 17:51, archived)

I will actually - this is a favour

and has no deadline - just I;m on a mac & wanted to check it for you peecees

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pep, Fri 26 Apr 2002, 17:53, archived)

Yeah but

I'm surfing on an Atari 130XE

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Spoon, Fri 26 Apr 2002, 18:01, archived)

oh shush

you.
:)

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pep, Fri 26 Apr 2002, 18:03, archived)

i have to get out of this

smiley habit BTW it's really rubbish.
I'll be asking for 710 next and putting exclamation marks on everything.

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pep, Fri 26 Apr 2002, 18:04, archived)

Look

theres a picture to prove it

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Spoon, Fri 26 Apr 2002, 18:10, archived)

I can't see you surfing

not proof in my book.

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rob, Fri 26 Apr 2002, 18:13, archived)

insert obvious photoshop here

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AndyK, Fri 26 Apr 2002, 18:57, archived)

I would if...

....I knew what the fuck you're on about.

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routine has perfected burgers, Fri 26 Apr 2002, 17:50, archived)

don't worry

I appreciate it anyway.
;)

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pep, Fri 26 Apr 2002, 17:51, archived)

none

but that's in opera

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spacefish bong!, Fri 26 Apr 2002, 17:54, archived)

oh piss

it's hard enough as it is without all that.
Might have to wait for Cal to help me out there - I can't do css/layers properly - I'm just faking it.

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pep, Fri 26 Apr 2002, 17:56, archived)

shouldn't worry too much

no-one except me really uses opera anyway. i only really got into it cos of a dll version conflict with ie and some other stuff (although to be honest it's fecking a+!!!)

it's netscape (which doesn't support html at all, really) you got to watch out for =)

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spacefish bong!, Fri 26 Apr 2002, 17:59, archived)

wellll

cal's been doing stats - there are a few people on opera actually - not millions but a few. This is only a wee site tho, and i reckon most people will deal with it in ie. If not I'll have to fight them maybe? All of them. Might take a while but it'll be worth it,

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pep, Fri 26 Apr 2002, 18:01, archived)

probably the best way forward. aggressive customer support.

a couple of the regulars use amigas, so are we really representative of average internet users?

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spacefish bong!, Fri 26 Apr 2002, 18:16, archived)

I'm going to the gym tonight

trying not to be a bloater anymore!

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flibz, Fri 26 Apr 2002, 17:48, archived)

i genuinely

meant to go today and forgot.

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pep, Fri 26 Apr 2002, 17:49, archived)

i really genuinely

can't be arsed

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spacefish bong!, Fri 26 Apr 2002, 18:13, archived)

you genuinely

don't need to go.

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pep, Fri 26 Apr 2002, 18:15, archived)

You genuinely...

...wouldn't get me near a fucking gym these days. Unless they were giving away beer or something.

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routine has perfected burgers, Fri 26 Apr 2002, 18:22, archived)

that's right

i just need to lay off the beer for a while

although the trouble with making a concious effort to stop drinking so much, is it makes one accutely concious of how little one is actually drinking

fucksocks, i'm going to open the wine

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spacefish bong!, Fri 26 Apr 2002, 18:25, archived)

Very sensible

I'm still plugging my way through my lager stockpile, personally

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crab_bloke), Fri 26 Apr 2002, 20:10, archived)

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routine has perfected burgers, Fri 26 Apr 2002, 17:47, archived)

for some reason

that made me wince.

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pep, Fri 26 Apr 2002, 17:49, archived)

Understandable,

really.

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routine has perfected burgers, Fri 26 Apr 2002, 17:52, archived)

Cheggars can't see the VORTEX !

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calico, Fri 26 Apr 2002, 17:46, archived)

bloody hell

just realised what that is - didn;t that have a plant in too that used to shake - I've fogotten it's name now.

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pep, Fri 26 Apr 2002, 17:52, archived)

The Adventure Game - watch Cheggars get pulped !

http://www.qwertyuiop.co.uk/gs/atoz/programmes/a/adventure_game/

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calico, Fri 26 Apr 2002, 17:55, archived)

it used to say

'Gronda Gronda'
dunno what it was called tho',
probably another anagram of dragon

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Fri 26 Apr 2002, 17:57, archived)

grr - I wish i could

remember what it was called - it's on the tip of me tongue.
even as a child i used to think - wwhy are they shaking that plant - it so obviously is not doing it on it's own.
sigh.

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pep, Fri 26 Apr 2002, 17:59, archived)

Uncle - and he eats green cheeseburgers

(stef, Fri 26 Apr 2002, 18:25, archived)

worst job in the world?

gotta be the pope's hat changer

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stouffer, Fri 26 Apr 2002, 17:41, archived)

loving it

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rob, Fri 26 Apr 2002, 17:43, archived)

Brilliant,

I was going to go out but can't be arsed. Think I'll just hang around here all weekend and get fucked up.

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routine has perfected burgers, Fri 26 Apr 2002, 17:43, archived)

you and me both

but i have to go home to no web access.
hmm...

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pep, Fri 26 Apr 2002, 17:58, archived)

I already am

Fucked up, guess I ain't going anywhere either

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Silentbob, Fri 26 Apr 2002, 18:01, archived)

Cool, man.

Dig the name too. Mine's a reference to the great man, to!!

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routine has perfected burgers, Fri 26 Apr 2002, 18:19, archived)

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