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The next Brum bash!

As we all know, Birmingham is a lovely city full of lovely people. I propose that we fill it with more lovely people (& a few idiots, naturally) and make you all drag yourselves into a pub (the same one that we went to last time, which worked out well - it's quite cheap, quiet & also central. & it has a pool table for you all to laugh at me with...) & get really very drunk this November.

I'm afraid I currently can't offer crash space, so any native Brummies who could be so wonderful as to offer anywhere for people to pass out would be much loved.

I look forward to seeing you all - because you shall be there, dammit!


Sat 18 Nov 2006, 18:00

James Brindley [map]

The next Brum bash!

Going: SpringySunshine, stompyfooted, Bobson I, Rev. Cleo, MooCow_Byter, The Mock TurtIe, jmaxi (7 people).

(I helped save b3ta! SpringySunshine - glass milk bottle, Sun 8 Oct 2006, 22:28, Reply)
Damn you woman, third!

I wanted to be second *sobs*

I'll be needing somewhere to crash for the night if anyone's offering, can bring a sleeping bag if need be but i'm happy to just crash on the floor in a beautiful ginger mess


(I helped save b3ta! Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Sun 8 Oct 2006, 22:30, Reply)
We thwarted your plan.

Muahahahaha. & beautiful? Really?


(I helped save b3ta! SpringySunshine - glass milk bottle, Sun 8 Oct 2006, 22:32, Reply)
I was told I was beautiful the other day

and she had eyes, working ones too, I poked them to make sure!


(I helped save b3ta! Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Sun 8 Oct 2006, 22:34, Reply)
I would but Birmingham is full of Brummies

And you can't spell Birmingham without Ming


(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sun 8 Oct 2006, 22:33, Reply)
But you only have to talk to the nice ones.

I promise. I'll beat the other ones away with a stick. & you'll rapidly get so drunk that you won't notice anyway.


(I helped save b3ta! SpringySunshine - glass milk bottle, Sun 8 Oct 2006, 22:36, Reply)
Well we'll see...

but I'm a lazy fuck so getting to Brum would probably take all my effort for the entire year.


(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sun 8 Oct 2006, 22:38, Reply)
or ham

for that matter.


(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 11 Oct 2006, 9:06, Reply)
And you can't spell...

..."Thames Valley" without "Ham Sale".


(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 11 Oct 2006, 16:26, Reply)
Better than Scunthorpe

(jmaxi returned again on, Wed 8 Nov 2006, 15:46, Reply)
I MAY GO AND ANNOY THE FUCK OUT OF PEOPLE

(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 8 Oct 2006, 22:33, Reply)
I MAY GO AND ANNOY THE FUCK OUT OF YOU

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 23:19, Reply)
I MAY GO AND FUCK THE ANNOY OUT OF YOU

;)


(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 10 Oct 2006, 19:56, Reply)
YOU FUCK!

come along. I'm possibly going. We can call people cunts loudly.


(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 10 Oct 2006, 20:03, Reply)
COME, YOU CUNTS

(I helped save b3ta! Cap'n Tallbeard, Tue 10 Oct 2006, 20:38, Reply)
I second this

or James Brindley will stop bumming goats, and bum you.


(I helped save b3ta! stompyfooted is once more a n00b on, Wed 11 Oct 2006, 0:43, Reply)
Turns out to be harder to make them come than expected

and shouting doesn't help!!
(I'll be there if allowed as local)

poss crash space if you dare


(jmaxi returned again on, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 23:39, Reply)
Hmmmm...

sounds like a plan, don't think I've ever done that before


(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Wed 18 Oct 2006, 1:30, Reply)
I hope to be there,

but crash space would be much appreciated if anyone can offer it. I am adept at the arts of sleeping on the floor, outside, on uncomfortable chairs, in confined spaces, in sub-zero temperatures or any combination of the above.


(MooCow_Byter, Sun 8 Oct 2006, 22:35, Reply)
+whilst fisting young naive boys from Leicester

not me i'd just like to add


(I helped save b3ta! Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Sun 8 Oct 2006, 22:36, Reply)
Where is that photo again?

(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 8 Oct 2006, 22:38, Reply)
I haven't actually seen it yet,

except on a very small screen in a bad light.


(MooCow_Byter, Sun 8 Oct 2006, 22:39, Reply)
Godzuki's got it, i'll try and nab it off him

(I helped save b3ta! Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Sun 8 Oct 2006, 22:42, Reply)
He loved it.

(MooCow_Byter, Sun 8 Oct 2006, 22:39, Reply)
Ah why not

I'll book the weekend off.


(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 8 Oct 2006, 22:40, Reply)
I'm going

if I can baggsy some crashspace somewhere.


(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 8 Oct 2006, 23:25, Reply)
Huzzah!

Hotel* and train ticket booked - all systems go!

* only £2 more expensive than the train fare. Get in!


(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 13 Nov 2006, 17:23, Reply)
Yay!

*dances*


(I helped save b3ta! SpringySunshine - glass milk bottle, Mon 13 Nov 2006, 22:52, Reply)
Haven't signed up yet

Depends on crash space.

CONVINCE ME.


(I helped save b3ta! Cap'n Tallbeard, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 0:43, Reply)
I'LL LET YOU TOUCH MY MAGICAL FIREY HAIR

(I helped save b3ta! Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 16:58, Reply)
WITH MY COCK?

(I helped save b3ta! Cap'n Tallbeard, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 17:31, Reply)
With whatever you like for the right price

;-)


(I helped save b3ta! Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 17:37, Reply)
You married me & now you won't come to my bash?

You bastard.


(I helped save b3ta! SpringySunshine - glass milk bottle, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 17:22, Reply)
It's ok, Bobson's convinced me

Happy birthday


(I helped save b3ta! Cap'n Tallbeard, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 17:31, Reply)
So damn rude.

But thank you :) I'm very glad you'll be coming :)

Ahem.


(I helped save b3ta! SpringySunshine - glass milk bottle, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 17:37, Reply)
*Brings 11p*

(I helped save b3ta! Cap'n Tallbeard, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 17:41, Reply)
Another one?

So soon? Gosh.

I'm double-booked this weekend as it is, and won't be able to come. So close, so close...

*sobs*


(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 11 Oct 2006, 16:20, Reply)
Nooooooo!

*wails* I'll miss you!


(I helped save b3ta! SpringySunshine - glass milk bottle, Wed 11 Oct 2006, 18:03, Reply)
Can we have a mini-bash...

...that isn't on the 18/11, 2/12 or 15/12 as well?


(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 8 Nov 2006, 12:20, Reply)
Probably.

Although I'm a person very much in demand.*

*May contain traces of lies.


(I helped save b3ta! SpringySunshine - glass milk bottle, Wed 8 Nov 2006, 21:30, Reply)
i may be able to make this

:)


(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 23:51, Reply)
Huzzah!

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 14 Oct 2006, 16:53, Reply)
You'd better be!

*shakes fist*


(I helped save b3ta! Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Sat 14 Oct 2006, 21:02, Reply)
Oh.

I may not be able to make this, after all. But I'll stay signed up until I'm certain.


(I helped save b3ta! Cap'n Tallbeard, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 11:16, Reply)
Don't be silly.

Of course you can come. Cancel everything. Even weddings & funerals.


(I helped save b3ta! SpringySunshine - glass milk bottle, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 0:57, Reply)
I can't cancel a devastating lack of money

Sorry


(I helped save b3ta! Cap'n Tallbeard, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 14:30, Reply)
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

(I helped save b3ta! Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:54, Reply)
Just come to the Xmas bash in That London.

(I helped save b3ta! Cap'n Tallbeard, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 16:53, Reply)
I hate you & I want a divorce.

*sulks*


(I helped save b3ta! SpringySunshine - glass milk bottle, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 22:01, Reply)
NO

I won't sign anything.

I'M NOT LOSING YOU.


(I helped save b3ta! Cap'n Tallbeard, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 23:55, Reply)
It's too late!

I've already gone!

*clutches forehead dramatically*


(I helped save b3ta! SpringySunshine - glass milk bottle, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 23:56, Reply)
NO!

YOU WILL BE MINE!


(I helped save b3ta! Cap'n Tallbeard, Sat 4 Nov 2006, 0:03, Reply)
No power on this earth can make that true!

Apart from your presence at this bash and / or chocolate.
(I helped save b3ta! SpringySunshine - glass milk bottle, Sat 4 Nov 2006, 0:07, Reply)
I have chocolate

/ac

It's Sainsbury's Dark Fruit and Nut. Very good


(I helped save b3ta! Cap'n Tallbeard, Sat 4 Nov 2006, 0:14, Reply)
I don't like dried fruit.

The divorce is still on.


(I helped save b3ta! SpringySunshine - glass milk bottle, Sat 4 Nov 2006, 0:23, Reply)
I ate it all, in an act of SUPREME SACRIFICE

and I feel a little ill now.

SEE THE THINGS I DO FOR YOU?


(I helped save b3ta! Cap'n Tallbeard, Sat 4 Nov 2006, 10:34, Reply)
YOU'RE NOT EVEN COMING TO MY BASH.

*humph*


(I helped save b3ta! SpringySunshine - glass milk bottle, Sun 5 Nov 2006, 9:14, Reply)
Then I won't be able to sign any divorce papers

It'll have to wait till Christmas, a la EastEnders


(I helped save b3ta! Cap'n Tallbeard, Sun 5 Nov 2006, 10:15, Reply)
Fine.

But there'll be no sex whilst you're waiting, so you might as well give up.


(I helped save b3ta! SpringySunshine - glass milk bottle, Wed 8 Nov 2006, 21:28, Reply)
Give up on what?

I'm used to getting no sex from you, frigid bitch


(I helped save b3ta! Cap'n Tallbeard, Thu 9 Nov 2006, 1:28, Reply)
That's because the postman shows me more affection than you EVER have.

You're cold & heartless, & you don't know how to touch a lady! You're all rough & grabby, with no consideration for anything but yourself.

& then you fall asleep straight afterwards!


(I helped save b3ta! SpringySunshine - glass milk bottle, Thu 9 Nov 2006, 20:46, Reply)
You told me that's how you liked it

:(


(I helped save b3ta! Cap'n Tallbeard, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 3:33, Reply)
It is.

I miss you!


(I helped save b3ta! SpringySunshine - glass milk bottle, Sat 11 Nov 2006, 0:05, Reply)
Why are you never around when I am?

Except tonight


(I helped save b3ta! Cap'n Tallbeard, Sat 11 Nov 2006, 1:20, Reply)
Can anyone reccomend a cheap place to stay that's not too far from the James Brindley Bar?

(I helped save b3ta! Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 15:01, Reply)
There are some quite comfy, free canals close to the venue if you happen to be very pissed.

And if you don't mind sleeping with the fishes.


(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 17:03, Reply)
I'll come. Why not, eh?

I can probably provide floorspace for 1 or 2 people (if there are 2, it's best if you know each other bloody well - it ain't a big room).
Sleeping bag probably necessary.
I'm a £20-£25 cab ride from the venue, so help with the fare would be appreciated if it's a late one.

A bacon/egg sarnie and the glorious Sutton Park (both optional) can help with your hangover on Sunday afternoon.

My god, me planning something in advance? How did that happen?


(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 17:02, Reply)
If anyone's up for this and is heading back towards the centre of Brum on the day after

train station ideally, i'd be up for it


(I helped save b3ta! Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 18:22, Reply)
there are

also about a bzillion hotels up the hagley road that are cheap as chips


(I helped save b3ta! stompyfooted is once more a n00b on, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 22:18, Reply)
and rent by the hour....

ok folks, I'm there. I'm with you. And I can squeeze one or two into my boudoir.


(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:27, Reply)
Yay!

*cuddles*


(I helped save b3ta! SpringySunshine - glass milk bottle, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 0:53, Reply)
Huzzah!

Has anyone taken you up on the offer of crash space? I may do if that would be quite alright


(I helped save b3ta! Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:34, Reply)
Any you can reccomend?

Also, where IS hagley road? 'Twas good to meet you last night as well, sorry didn't get to properly speak, I was, er, preoccupied, and also felt as if I was floating all night


(I helped save b3ta! Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:57, Reply)
its like

if you go up broad st. and keep going. for hours. and not off hand, we once stayed in the portland hotel it was pretty cool and they chucked in brekkie too.

you can get a room for like, 8.50 along there too. so long as you dont mind making like jesus and bunking with the goats.

was good to meet you too. you did seem to be having, erm, fun.


(I helped save b3ta! stompyfooted is once more a n00b on, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 0:40, Reply)
sorry a big no can do on my part

sorry chimpy


(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 18:04, Reply)
No worries mate

(I helped save b3ta! Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:55, Reply)
i might be able to attend

wont know until the last minute


(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 18:12, Reply)
Fair does

would be good if you could come but no problem if you can't


(I helped save b3ta! Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:58, Reply)
Shut up.

I'll be devastated if he can't come. It's entirely a problem.


(I helped save b3ta! SpringySunshine - glass milk bottle, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 0:54, Reply)
sorry folks the bash curse has stricken me yet again

i have to go over to france for a while so i wont be able to make it


(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sun 5 Nov 2006, 19:43, Reply)
CanIcomeCanICanI?

Pleeeeeze!


(jmaxi returned again on, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 23:55, Reply)
Of course.

But only if you're stunningly attractive like the others.


(I helped save b3ta! SpringySunshine - glass milk bottle, Wed 8 Nov 2006, 2:10, Reply)
This is why I'm not coming

(I helped save b3ta! Cap'n Tallbeard, Wed 8 Nov 2006, 9:43, Reply)
I'm GLAD you're not coming.

I'm crying inside.
(I helped save b3ta! SpringySunshine - glass milk bottle, Wed 8 Nov 2006, 21:29, Reply)
LOOK I WAS BEING SELF-DEPRECATING AND FISHING FOR COMPLIMENTS BECAUSE I'M MISERABLE AND LONELY

Hold me.


(I helped save b3ta! Cap'n Tallbeard, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 10:24, Reply)
*clings to you*

Don't ever leave me!


(I helped save b3ta! SpringySunshine - glass milk bottle, Sat 11 Nov 2006, 0:05, Reply)
LOVE ME FROM AFAR

(I helped save b3ta! Cap'n Tallbeard, Sat 11 Nov 2006, 1:20, Reply)
But of course - attractive like the others ;o)

/have seen photos of past events blog

/have seen "The Others" blog


plus can offer crash space for the insane.


(jmaxi returned again on, Wed 8 Nov 2006, 15:49, Reply)
Maaaaybe

how many people can you offer crash space for? And how far away are you from the town centre and whatnot?


(I helped save b3ta! Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Wed 8 Nov 2006, 17:51, Reply)
Not entirely sure i'll be able to make it now

will try my very hardest though

edit - i'm fooking coming bitches!


(I helped save b3ta! Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Wed 8 Nov 2006, 15:39, Reply)
Considering you've claimed this bash as your own.

You'd damn well better be there.


(I helped save b3ta! SpringySunshine - glass milk bottle, Wed 8 Nov 2006, 21:28, Reply)
Zif!

Tis completely your bash


(I helped save b3ta! Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Wed 8 Nov 2006, 21:57, Reply)
Bugger.

Apologies, but I've got to cry off, on the grounds that I've got a strong chance of getting my ____ ____ed on Saturday evening if I get New Her drunk & buy her a bag of chips.
Soz if anyone wanted to crash on my floor, but it looks like you've been gazumped by one of those crazy 'expelled from a couple of private schools' chicks that I always go for.
See you at the next one, eh.


(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:24, Reply)
Lies.

You had no intention of coming, & this was all a ruse to look poopular, wasn't it? Eh? Eh?

I'm mortally offended.


(I helped save b3ta! SpringySunshine - glass milk bottle, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 1:21, Reply)
sadly I can't be there

as I am still in London and very tired.


(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 16:38, Reply)
Probably this^

Except London my house...
Seem to be suffering from great lethargy... and you appear to have turned into an Indian Takeaway...


(I helped save b3ta! DijonWolfie profile 1 of 1, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 16:54, Reply)

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