Badger Bash BACK ON!!!

PHONE NUMBERS FOR THE LOST AND RUBBISH
01787 282119

Come to our annual housewarming bash for fun, frolics, booze and terrible music.
It'll be like going to the Reading fesival only free and with no smelly hippies.


IMPORTANT: PLEASE READ
THE BASH IS STILL ON.

We will be living in a smaller house. Therefore we ask for a favour.

Those of you in gainful employment and who are able to fork out a small amount of cash for a break in the country, please try staying in The Cock

Those of you who are willing and able to camp, please try Clockhouse Farm. The rates are very reasonable, they are friendly and it is a 5 minute walk from where we will be living.

This will free up floor space for the people who really really need it (the skint, the students and the pathetic lumps of useless we know and love).

Thanks.

NOW COME AND HELP US CELEBRATE YET ANOTHER NEW HOUSE, AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WICCA'D WITCH'S 30TH BIRTHDAY.



( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 19:38, Reply)

COME YOU SHITS.

I'm getting old and it scares me
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 3 Jan 2007, 19:43, Reply)

We'll sign up provisionally

It is a long way away, so make sure you enjoy what's left of your 20s.

/edit, we should be OK for this one. You do realise you are trying to put people into the cock rather than the other way round?

( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Wed 3 Jan 2007, 19:46, Reply)

It'll make a change for Badger ;)

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:27, Reply)

RIGHT YOU CUNTS.

If I can get holiday time, bearing in mind I'm starting a new job, I'm going to take my mahoosive frame tent and camp. It'll easily sleep 4 in the enclosed bits and 6 if push comes to semi-rape. More in good weather.
At the moment, it'll be me, FoldsFive and Blue Star, holidays allowing. If I can't go, it'll be a non-starter, but I'll know in very early August. If you're interested in a space, reply here.

Watch this space.

( Druid, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 2:05, Reply)

I love you.

I love you with menaces.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 22 Jul 2007, 20:27, Reply)

I hope to be there.

But I'm not going to be able to say for sure until a bit nearer the time.

(MooCow_Byter, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 19:44, Reply)

It's my sister's birthday that day.

But I don't give a crap, I'm coming anyway.
I'd rather be boozed up over yours than surrounded by her chav friends.
Hurray!

( ArthurTheRat, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 19:49, Reply)

Also, can I bagsy said crashspace?

( ArthurTheRat, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 21:26, Reply)

Damn right.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 7 Jan 2007, 21:34, Reply)

I can't go, as I will be going to Reading with Moo and Bobson and such. :|

But pretend I'm there.

( ArthurTheRat, Sun 8 Apr 2007, 12:27, Reply)

I'm signing up provisionally

& doing so on behalf of the other half too. Can we bagsy the bed again? :D

( ImNotRightBotheredMe fool, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 19:58, Reply)

All yours...

I shall even provide tissues.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 7 Jan 2007, 21:34, Reply)

I've only just become aware of this.

And therefore I'm clicking now also.

edit: And if you're very very good I'll bring a cheesecake.

( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Mon 15 Jan 2007, 2:07, Reply)

I shall try and make this

if I have a full-time job by then, it will be no hassle at all.

Edit: if anyone in the Wakefield area is offering lifts, I'd like one please!

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 15 Jan 2007, 1:12, Reply)

Wey a canny make it mon

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 16:16, Reply)

I'd love to come.

And by that, I mean I'm going to spunk in your sock drawer.

Again.
*bagsies floorspace*

( Druid, Mon 15 Jan 2007, 1:18, Reply)

oi

you two...room for two more on top ?

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 17 Jan 2007, 7:22, Reply)

For you darling, I'd do ANYTHING.

Are you bringing the tent again? Smugggo and Inyrbum have blagged the bed, but there is always the futon...

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 18 Jan 2007, 13:15, Reply)

If we do bring tent

we will set it up BEFORE Tye gets too drunk!

/Rose

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 22:58, Reply)

I will come

can I hog a bit of floor space?
I can bring my double air bed, so someone can share with me, if there's room to put it up somewhere.

( jenpots, Sun 18 Feb 2007, 23:11, Reply)

YES.

Because you are lovely.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 19 Feb 2007, 20:34, Reply)

Putting myself down provisionally

I shall see about pregnancy stuff as I'm having IVF in May.

( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Mon 19 Feb 2007, 16:56, Reply)

I'm Fluzzy's accessory

Kinda like a shiny handbag.

With hair.

( syzygy, Mon 19 Feb 2007, 17:16, Reply)

me and sarah will attend

ha ha ha please can we have a bed or something?

( crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Wed 28 Feb 2007, 19:23, Reply)

You may have the futon

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 1 Mar 2007, 19:44, Reply)

i'll sign up

though i hope to be long dead by then

( mongychops, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 21:19, Reply)

You'd better fucking not be

you cunt.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 23:44, Reply)

I am very sorry to have to miss this,

but I shall be on the Isle of Wight at my cousin's wedding :(

( ImNotRightBotheredMe fool, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 1:01, Reply)

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

We'll have to do something on my actual birthday then.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 23 Mar 2007, 15:46, Reply)

I'm going to be a maybe for now. Depends on money.

( WHARRGARBL, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 21:11, Reply)

Is August safe for camping?

Have you got space for a tent?

( Nile, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 23:49, Reply)

Yes.

Probably.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 0:02, Reply)

Oh goody.

I shall discuss with the skinny one and come back to you.

( Nile, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 0:06, Reply)

I would actually like to come to one of these.

And I'll be fairly near to the area around that time. But alas I think I'd say the wrong thing and get everyone hating.

( Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Tue 8 May 2007, 21:16, Reply)

Oh now, do come

it will be FUN.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 10 May 2007, 15:35, Reply)

As long as you don't act like piston_broke, you should be fine

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 18 May 2007, 11:54, Reply)

He's alright.

( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 21:23, Reply)

you only say that cos your always twatted when you chat to him

( crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 21:24, Reply)

Probably true.

( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Sun 5 Aug 2007, 13:44, Reply)

HELLO YES I AM A STUDENT

whether i can come or not depends on how fixed my leg/ankle is. If i can drive, i shall make an appearance.

I can probably sleep in the car if theres no floorspace available :S

( Ralph farts in your general direction, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 18:00, Reply)

You are a spacker, and as such we will find you some space. No sleeping in the car for you.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 12 Jul 2007, 7:53, Reply)

Is Bud coming?

*runs*

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 16 Jul 2007, 20:44, Reply)

lol

( crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 21:25, Reply)

I doubt he would

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 18 Jul 2007, 9:18, Reply)

Yes, yes I am.

( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:36, Reply)

IThere is some crash space left

but you might have to put up with snoring.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 10 Aug 2007, 8:18, Reply)

Basically,

I might.

( dotmund .co.uk, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 11:17, Reply)

I hope you won't steal my limelight like you did to poor Pootle last year

you horrid, horrid man.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 20 Jul 2007, 0:51, Reply)

I will break whichever of my own bones I damn well please

I'll have you know.

( dotmund .co.uk, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:08, Reply)

RIGHT WELL

I'm definitely planning on coming to this now. I'm going to go LOVEJOY-CRAZY.

( dotmund .co.uk, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 12:48, Reply)

would be a mcshane to miss it.

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sat 4 Aug 2007, 7:27, Reply)

Stop that. Stop that right now.

Or no cake for you.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 5 Aug 2007, 21:07, Reply)

I can do no wrong , for I have the protection of

THAT RED DUTCH GIN !

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 7:27, Reply)

*runs off crying*

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 7 Aug 2007, 18:21, Reply)

mawahahahaha

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 7:43, Reply)

WATCH OUT GIRLIES, SHEEP AND SMALL BOYS...

I'm coming to this and I'm bringing my cock! Oh yes.

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 21:02, Reply)

To be fair it is in a nice presentation box that they put it in after it was shot off in the Crimea.

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 22:39, Reply)

i'm not coming if dotmund is.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:38, Reply)

You'll do as you are told.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 10 Aug 2007, 8:19, Reply)

I hate goblin

I'm not going if he's going

( dotmund .co.uk, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 10:47, Reply)

You'll do as you are told.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 14:28, Reply)

I'm really sorry

but I can't make this any more :(

Have a lovely birthday Wicca!

( in vino veritas, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 10:19, Reply)