The Captain's Birthday Bash ! IT'S TODAY!!! Early arrivals OK now, Mrs HB will be around.













Huzzah. It's my 21st Birthday and Mrs HB and I are opening our doors to you bastards yet again.



DON'T FORGET MY NEW PRODUCT.....






From about 2pm onwards. Get yourself to Ely Train Station and call us (Gaz me for the number/s) and we will come and pick you up.

Gallons of beers and other boozes (Bring some if you can)

Fine curry and other foods including the BBQ (weather permitting).

The usual drunken recording session in the studio with subtle lyrics and choons all made up on the day.

Loads of crash space (Bring sleeping bag)

Camping spaces in the garden.

Brekkies in the morning and lifts back to the station.

So what are you waiting for. Get registering NOW!





Driving? Need a map? Post Code CB6 3SA

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 4 Jan 2007, 20:21, Reply)

Woo woo woo

I'll be there. Nice bahwoon.

( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Thu 4 Jan 2007, 20:59, Reply)

Of course you will be there.

You live there. (here)

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 4 Jan 2007, 21:03, Reply)

WE WILL BE COMING

As it's three days after my vbirthday also.

We may have to give you a treacle pud.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 21:04, Reply)

I'm so there

And this time I have song ideas of my own. I shall gaz them as they have been refined. Something along the lines of the Eagles song "There's gonna be a heartache tonight" becoming "There's gonna be a butt ache tonight".

( jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 4 Jan 2007, 21:34, Reply)

See you here again then.

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 4 Jan 2007, 21:41, Reply)

butt ache tonight

I am queasy with anticipation ;)

( WormuIus, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 13:33, Reply)

I take it your mrs is bringing her strapon?

Ooo-er...

( jim_bob can herd cats., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:50, Reply)

I would come but I don't know you

I do like the look of that studio though. Much envy.

( I'm dreaming of a SexFace Christmas Just like the ones all filled with hoes, Thu 4 Jan 2007, 21:36, Reply)

So what.

It's b3ta, everyone who has ever been has had a great time. Just come and meet us, you will not regret it.

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 4 Jan 2007, 21:40, Reply)

AWESOME.

( ArthurTheRat, Thu 4 Jan 2007, 21:42, Reply)

I'll come if I'm allowed

However I promise to not even get vaguely drunk. I may even just drink cola.

( Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions, Thu 4 Jan 2007, 22:14, Reply)

I think that's you and me both

I shall be joining HB in his sobriety for once.

( jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 4 Jan 2007, 23:46, Reply)

Best thing I ever did ever

was to give up drinking.

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 7 Jan 2007, 19:21, Reply)

It's certainly something I'm considering after how I feel this morning

And the fact I got so drunk was to drown the sorrow of rejection, not a good reason to be drinking

( Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions, Sun 7 Jan 2007, 19:29, Reply)

you poor thing

fancy a shag?

( WormuIus, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 13:33, Reply)

You weren't that bad last time

At least you didn't throw up : )

There must be large amounts of alcohol otherwise it's just a dinner party.

( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Sun 7 Jan 2007, 13:16, Reply)

I don't generally throw up if I get drunk

Mind you I really don't get that drunk ever

( Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions, Sun 7 Jan 2007, 19:32, Reply)

I'll step in and fill the breach.

It's a hard job, but someone's got to do it.

*prepares emergency Gin rations*

May Badger and I blag the bedspaces?

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 9 Jan 2007, 20:02, Reply)

Hooray!

( ArthurTheRat, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 20:41, Reply)

Of course.

I'll get the limes, tonic and ice ready.

( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Tue 9 Jan 2007, 20:56, Reply)

Yay.

*drunkenly flirts with you*

It's my 20th birthday that week too so it will be extra excellent.

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sat 24 Feb 2007, 1:17, Reply)

I can't say for definite yet,

but I'll try to be there. After all, how would you ever manage without my drunken off-key baritenor?

Sadly I've run out of absinth, though, so I'll have to find something else to bring.

( MooCow_Byter, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 16:36, Reply)

Sadly, it looks like I probably won't be able to make this one after all.

Hope you all have a great time, though.

( MooCow_Byter, Sun 22 Apr 2007, 18:01, Reply)

Edit:

Sorry about signing up and dropping out, but unforseen college stuff may overlap - could be in Germany at the time, and besides that I should really be working exams and all.

(Dooley, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 17:24, Reply)

It should be a good one

and welcome!

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 16 Jan 2007, 18:46, Reply)

*tries again*

( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Sat 13 Jan 2007, 21:51, Reply)

Jolly good show that man

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 16 Jan 2007, 18:46, Reply)

I've missed the last two

but by golly I'm going to come to this one and I'm going to drum my arse off! (if that's ok with you)

( SuperMatt, Tue 16 Jan 2007, 18:19, Reply)

That's nice.

We have three kits here.

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 16 Jan 2007, 18:47, Reply)

I shall try once more to make this

and it's at a good time, as the chances are I'll not be skint or heading off home on that date.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 17 Jan 2007, 0:31, Reply)

*bums*

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 18 Jan 2007, 16:46, Reply)

Just in: I definitely CAN come this time!

Edit: I'll be at the station at about 3.50pm.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 23 Apr 2007, 3:52, Reply)

Is that Ely?

Someone will be up there with a car then.

( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Thu 26 Apr 2007, 21:18, Reply)

Can

we bagsie some sleeping space...me and e ta :)

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 17 Jan 2007, 7:21, Reply)

Yes you can

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 18 Jan 2007, 16:44, Reply)

i have signed up

but i might have evilnastyimportant university exams at that time. Watch this space!

( Ralph farts in your general direction, Sat 20 Jan 2007, 23:12, Reply)

like you'd have it if I wasn't there?

pah!

( WormuIus, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 15:18, Reply)

I will own you at Italia '90 this time.*

*okay, maybe not own you, but at least not suck so much
( ArthurTheRat, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 21:03, Reply)

We've also got Guitar Hero 2, Sing Star

and possibly a wii by then.

Son's gf works at Game.

( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Sat 10 Feb 2007, 13:05, Reply)

In that case I extend the offer of pwnage to an aggregate of Wii Bowling and Italia '90

( WormuIus, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 15:37, Reply)

Bring it the fuck on.

( ArthurTheRat, Sun 18 Feb 2007, 16:09, Reply)

I will own both of you at Italia 90.

And that is a promise.

( jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 14 Mar 2007, 14:08, Reply)

Oooh shall I bring my DDR?

( Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions, Sat 17 Feb 2007, 21:41, Reply)

I have to ask....

What's a DDR?
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Sun 4 Mar 2007, 22:07, Reply)

Dance Dance Revolution

that one with the dancemats and all that.

( ArthurTheRat, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 22:46, Reply)

What does DDR go on?

We haven't yet got a wii, even Game employees can't jump the queue......

EDIT: WE NOW HAVE A WIIIIIII!!!!!!!

( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:46, Reply)

DDR can go on a PC/laptop

I can bring the game as it is open source.

I'll bring it and if we dont want to play it then we don't have to.

My pad also has connectors for an Xbox and a PS2 I believe.

( Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions, Tue 20 Mar 2007, 18:40, Reply)

Cool

That'll do nicely.

( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:54, Reply)

Hoorah!

*loves teh Guitar Hero*

( MooCow_Byter, Sat 3 Mar 2007, 14:36, Reply)

I'd better practice before then

I'm spectacularly bad at it.

( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:47, Reply)

Yes yes yes! I'm in Cambridge then

( Cap'n Tallbeard, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 15:37, Reply)

good god

alright i'll come and make birthday balloon cock hats and keep the party going and try and kill spud again

( crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Wed 28 Feb 2007, 18:28, Reply)

Yay!

We'll 'ave a right proper cockerny knees up and no mistake. You will also be pleased to know that I confessed to being a lesbian yesterday.

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 1 Mar 2007, 21:30, Reply)

Yay, excellent

You'll need to disguise anything you give Spud though, he did say never again.......

( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Thu 1 Mar 2007, 21:30, Reply)

oooooh

we have to meet the captn - we have already had the pleasure of meeting the lovely mrs. :)

could damion and i possibly book some floor space, or tent space if not?

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 10:02, Reply)

Yes of course you can

We have plenty of floor space and we can put tents up if necessary (and if it's warm enough!)

( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:48, Reply)

oh, go on then you big gay badgers.

i may have disappeared, but i'll turn up just to give you a celebratory bumshag, you sexy, sexy transvestite you.

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Mon 5 Mar 2007, 23:52, Reply)

YES

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 26 Apr 2007, 22:46, Reply)

Did a song come out of the last one?

If not i didn't hear it. Well count me in.

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 16:24, Reply)

There's a link in the Captn's profile

I was supposed to get the video on to youtube, but I'm a bit technically challenged.

( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Sun 18 Mar 2007, 13:16, Reply)

Can I come?

Please? and can I bring the Mrs?

I'll have been in Cambridge for only a few weeks, and I probably wont have any friends yet.

May not be able to make it, but I would like to...

( TheAlmightyBeev, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:13, Reply)

Of course.

We would be happy to see you both. We are a decent bunch of folk really. We guarantee you will have a good time :)

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 13 Mar 2007, 20:53, Reply)

If you'd like to meet us beforehand

We'll be at Cellar Bar 8 in Napier Street every Wednesday evening, you'd be welcome and you can have a free pass in to the club (live rock music) if you identify yourselves as b3tans. We've got very good bands in on 21st and 28th March.

( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:51, Reply)

ARSEMONKEYS!!

I'm afraid I can't make it due to other commitments. Sorry... I shall endeavour to be at the next one that you have though.

( jim_bob can herd cats., Mon 19 Mar 2007, 13:38, Reply)

That's a shame

I'm sure we'll have another.

( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:55, Reply)

I hope so.

( jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 28 Mar 2007, 21:07, Reply)

Hell, yeah.

I will bring my tent, and suggest anyone else doing so bring ear defenders.

( L-Space - scientia sapientes vocat., Thu 29 Mar 2007, 10:18, Reply)

You could always share the tent with Biffa

He's been banned from the bedroom for snoring.

( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Fri 30 Mar 2007, 22:18, Reply)

Yeah, i'll bring my tent too then

We can all snore in the garden and wake the neighbours

( Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 11:47, Reply)

Depends:

As a Yank who will be over on your side of the pond AND with ZERO musical talent, I would DEFINITELY love the opportunity to meet up with some fellow b3tards!

Let me know!

Sean/Citadel

( Citadel Because the world needs less morons, Mon 16 Apr 2007, 19:24, Reply)

If you can make it to Ely train station

We'd be happy to pick you up from either. I also have zero musical talent and I get away with it every time :)

( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Sat 21 Apr 2007, 20:55, Reply)

Things have transpired

That I am now able to make it... so is tent space ok?

Cheers,

p_b

( jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 22 Apr 2007, 20:03, Reply)

yay

this has made me and Rose very happy.

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sun 22 Apr 2007, 20:39, Reply)

Hahaha!

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 23 Apr 2007, 3:51, Reply)

Umbrella FIGHTZ0RZ!

( Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions, Tue 24 Apr 2007, 14:57, Reply)

Oh yeah...

Don't let me forget it this time...

( jim_bob can herd cats., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:55, Reply)

I've kept it safe for you.

Remember to pick it up.

( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 21:43, Reply)

I am getting excited about this one

I am going to be happy drunk, not loss of memory and weird behaviour drunk

I am going to prove I am a nice person

( Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 22:42, Reply)

You ARE a nice person

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 28 Apr 2007, 10:08, Reply)

nice mostly drunk all the time

;)

See you later, I am prolly arriving about 6 so I can put my tent up whilst it's still light, if that's ok?
( Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 14:22, Reply)

is there tent space availiable?

if so I might be tempted

( Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Tue 24 Apr 2007, 23:45, Reply)

does anyone want a lift for nottingham

GAZ me about it

( Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 20:25, Reply)

Plenty of tent space - you've seen the garden!

We'll also have the drum room, studio and editing suite. Looks as if it'll be a nice weekend. Haven't seen you on here for ages.

( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Thu 26 Apr 2007, 21:22, Reply)

I am looking forward to meeting you all at last

then you will all know who I am. I am an actor and musician and while, not exactly a celebrity, you will know my face. I was on telly last night as it happens and will be on again tonight. There.

(James Blunt Rhyming slang?, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 10:58, Reply)

what...you're barry Scott ?

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 16:07, Reply)

Bill Bailey?

( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Thu 26 Apr 2007, 21:22, Reply)

As long as you bring gin, I don't give a flying fuck.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 26 Apr 2007, 23:34, Reply)

GIn gin gin!

GIN.

( Cap'n Tallbeard, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 12:07, Reply)

www.flickr.com/photos/tags/b3ta%3Abash%3D7304/interesting/
( brooza wonders how long a sig can be and if this will fit, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 14:04, Reply)