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new cockney rhyming slang

Cockney Rhyming Slang is everywhere now. Even Americans understand some of it. We need new impenetrable phrases for things, and we want you to photoshop them and stick them on the messageboard. Gertcha!

(Fri 7 Feb 2003, 11:26)
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# A topical comp entry

Lousy rhyming I know, but it just seemed so right!
(, Sat 8 Feb 2003, 3:52, More)
# can u see what it is yet?

(, Sat 8 Feb 2003, 2:36, More)
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(, Sat 8 Feb 2003, 1:57, More)
# Girarf-Barf

(, Sat 8 Feb 2003, 1:13, More)
# tell me its obvious


2nd post be gentle...
(, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 23:52, More)
# Hey!
Your mom, yeah, your mom!



You know she's a dirty dog's butt!
(, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 23:49, More)
# Elvis Crawfish.....

Awful crotch itch?
Ah hell. I'm an American,
I don't get this shit.
(, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 23:34, More)
# highland cow...

(, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 23:15, More)
# i want to be the one to do it first
cue the inevitable:


(, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 23:12, More)
# Excuse me for a minute...
...I'm just going for a quick


(, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 22:56, More)
# Watch yer 'ands mate,
the alexander's really bleedin 'ot, innit.

(, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 22:49, More)
# He fell down the apples and pears


Be kind; my first post
Click on piccie for my site
(, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 22:32, More)
# Awight me old China's

Apples n Pears , Look at me Rings , Bling Bling n all that
(, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 22:22, More)
# I learned a new word yesterday


Earlier attempt
(, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 21:57, More)
# Dammit! try again!
Cocker Spanniels...

...Paul Danniels
(, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 21:51, More)
# My pot and pan came down the apples and pears, holdin' his daisy roots 'cos 'ee couldn't find his courtney rocks!

(, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 21:23, More)
# ahem....


.....sorry
(, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 21:20, More)
# shameless repost...but i liked it :P


Some good fajita form, i think u wil agree
(, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 21:11, More)
# hurrah! finally
and here we have the 1st post
you've been Monkey headed Sphinxed...


...Jinxed!
(, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 21:06, More)
# looking for love
hello, i am a love sick, pair of shoes
i am 22 years old and i pilot a derigible, my namne is raphiel
i am looking for a lovely pair of shoes between 1-78.7777 years old, this would be exelent if i get some replys
please....please reply
this is a lonely lonely [air of shoes signin off
(, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 20:58, More)
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