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Cockney Rhyming Slang is everywhere now. Even Americans understand some of it. We need new impenetrable phrases for things, and we want you to photoshop them and stick them on the messageboard. Gertcha!
(Fri 7 Feb 2003, 11:26)
"Coming out tonight Gaz?"
"Nah, I'm"...

inspiration as hummused by ape.
( , Sun 9 Feb 2003, 23:58, More)
First Timer....
....so please be gentle with me. Thought I'd start my b3ta career by using a hopelessly overdone cliche for the cockerney rhyming slang compo.

Thx to Sargent for the inspiration, hope I'm not re-visiting boring ground etc....
(And if the pic doesn't work I'll cry)
( , Sun 9 Feb 2003, 21:23, More)
Pissed off
i'm fed up, my geforce 4 card is f**k ed up
so i'm stuck with all this fast computery stuff
and a geforce 2.i can't be arsed to even install potatoshop so i'm using txt insted.
_0_
o
{ } it's george bush having a brace and bit.
( , Sun 9 Feb 2003, 21:13, More)
I have unnatural feelings towards no hands kitten.
Is that so wrong?

Actually, yes. It is. Shit.
There's a larger version here. Thanks to Yeti for the hosting.
( , Sun 9 Feb 2003, 16:07, More)
No hands kittens...

Lovely warm mittens!
There's a larger version here. Thanks to Yeti for the hosting.
( , Sun 9 Feb 2003, 16:01, More)
Dont look kids

The Perkins got more than they bargained for when they went to watch the Embasy Snooker Finals!!
( , Sun 9 Feb 2003, 15:25, More)
Mandy Dingles = Pringles
www.msnusers.com/mypicture?user=4263~4AAAAAAARCfaLGbURLaQ3yBWkuErBGVaitB3haR2e*PHS5IFyNoxTtnA$$~4AAAAAAASEfSyvfNUdsk0QJ6eqbd7E8plfRg51QKxlM3A$
( , Sun 9 Feb 2003, 14:43, More)
Cor Blimey!
E ran up the apples n pears, my son, to get to the pesky midge, and turn around to av a barney wiv the giant Pacman. Ava pallaver.

reinvention
( , Sun 9 Feb 2003, 14:01, More)
Scrotum and eyes... big mac and fries...

"What do you want for dinner?"
"I can't be bothered to cook, shall we pop out for a quick scrote?"
Wanted to avoid being NSFW so used dead scrotum (kangaroo) rather than live :-)
( , Sun 9 Feb 2003, 13:58, More)


Cockney Rhyming Slang is everywhere now. Even Americans understand some of it. We need new impenetrable phrases for things, and we want you to photoshop them and stick them on the messageboard. Gertcha!
(Fri 7 Feb 2003, 11:26)

"Nah, I'm"...

inspiration as hummused by ape.
( , Sun 9 Feb 2003, 23:58, More)

....so please be gentle with me. Thought I'd start my b3ta career by using a hopelessly overdone cliche for the cockerney rhyming slang compo.

Thx to Sargent for the inspiration, hope I'm not re-visiting boring ground etc....
(And if the pic doesn't work I'll cry)
( , Sun 9 Feb 2003, 21:23, More)

i'm fed up, my geforce 4 card is f**k ed up
so i'm stuck with all this fast computery stuff
and a geforce 2.i can't be arsed to even install potatoshop so i'm using txt insted.
_0_
o
{ } it's george bush having a brace and bit.
( , Sun 9 Feb 2003, 21:13, More)

Is that so wrong?

Actually, yes. It is. Shit.
There's a larger version here. Thanks to Yeti for the hosting.
( , Sun 9 Feb 2003, 16:07, More)


Lovely warm mittens!
There's a larger version here. Thanks to Yeti for the hosting.
( , Sun 9 Feb 2003, 16:01, More)


The Perkins got more than they bargained for when they went to watch the Embasy Snooker Finals!!
( , Sun 9 Feb 2003, 15:25, More)

www.msnusers.com/mypicture?user=4263~4AAAAAAARCfaLGbURLaQ3yBWkuErBGVaitB3haR2e*PHS5IFyNoxTtnA$$~4AAAAAAASEfSyvfNUdsk0QJ6eqbd7E8plfRg51QKxlM3A$
( , Sun 9 Feb 2003, 14:43, More)

E ran up the apples n pears, my son, to get to the pesky midge, and turn around to av a barney wiv the giant Pacman. Ava pallaver.

reinvention
( , Sun 9 Feb 2003, 14:01, More)


"What do you want for dinner?"
"I can't be bothered to cook, shall we pop out for a quick scrote?"
Wanted to avoid being NSFW so used dead scrotum (kangaroo) rather than live :-)
( , Sun 9 Feb 2003, 13:58, More)