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Cockney Rhyming Slang is everywhere now. Even Americans understand some of it. We need new impenetrable phrases for things, and we want you to photoshop them and stick them on the messageboard. Gertcha!
(Fri 7 Feb 2003, 11:26)
Chicken Oriental?
Faackin' Mental!
As used by a genuine cockney. Slightly confusing when he shouts "You're faackin' chicken mate"
(, Tue 11 Feb 2003, 17:01, More)
the hat
personally.... i think this is the winner!
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nowimboard shouted "Bring On The Trumpets!" at, Tue 11 Feb 2003, 14:25, More)
Cosmetic surgery had left Leslie's "Daddy or chips" in a terrible state
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sp3ktor - no,.. I don't know either, Tue 11 Feb 2003, 13:06, More)
But does it rhyme?
Roger's inability to express his true feelings for Amanda was compounded by the fact that every time she was near him he would develop a full-on "Osama"
( sp3ktor - no,.. I don't know either, Tue 11 Feb 2003, 12:06, More)
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
umm.. "ice skating orangutang" - "Rasberry jam"
( Obz Click, ting, stamps, Tue 11 Feb 2003, 11:40, More)
Cock-a-niny fun.
" Oi, Son ,make sure u keep ur 'kitten's' on, it aint half brass monkeys out 'ere !"
(, Tue 11 Feb 2003, 10:02, More)
shave the whales
www.johnbarber.com/CTM/razor.jpg
www.wildlifesociety.org.za/images/whales.jpg
(, Tue 11 Feb 2003, 7:30, More)
After having unprotected sex, Chris was horrified to find...
...he had caught a dose of cubic mice!
Edit:(Its 'pubic lice', init!?)
(, Tue 11 Feb 2003, 0:33, More)
Ooo look, issa coupla currant buns..
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 23:51, More)
It was getting dark.
They were lost.
Their only hope was to send up some Pams ...
(, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 18:54, More)
New Cockney Rhyming Slang (This challenge is now closed)Cockney Rhyming Slang is everywhere now. Even Americans understand some of it. We need new impenetrable phrases for things, and we want you to photoshop them and stick them on the messageboard. Gertcha!
(Fri 7 Feb 2003, 11:26)
Chicken Oriental?
Faackin' Mental!
As used by a genuine cockney. Slightly confusing when he shouts "You're faackin' chicken mate"
(, Tue 11 Feb 2003, 17:01, More)
the hat
personally.... i think this is the winner!
(
nowimboard shouted "Bring On The Trumpets!" at, Tue 11 Feb 2003, 14:25, More)
Cosmetic surgery had left Leslie's "Daddy or chips" in a terrible state
(
sp3ktor - no,.. I don't know either, Tue 11 Feb 2003, 13:06, More)
But does it rhyme?
Roger's inability to express his true feelings for Amanda was compounded by the fact that every time she was near him he would develop a full-on "Osama"
(
sp3ktor - no,.. I don't know either, Tue 11 Feb 2003, 12:06, More)
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
umm.. "ice skating orangutang" - "Rasberry jam"
(
Obz Click, ting, stamps, Tue 11 Feb 2003, 11:40, More)
Cock-a-niny fun.
" Oi, Son ,make sure u keep ur 'kitten's' on, it aint half brass monkeys out 'ere !"
(, Tue 11 Feb 2003, 10:02, More)
shave the whales
www.johnbarber.com/CTM/razor.jpg
www.wildlifesociety.org.za/images/whales.jpg
(, Tue 11 Feb 2003, 7:30, More)
After having unprotected sex, Chris was horrified to find...
...he had caught a dose of cubic mice!
Edit:(Its 'pubic lice', init!?)
(, Tue 11 Feb 2003, 0:33, More)
Ooo look, issa coupla currant buns..
(
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 23:51, More)
It was getting dark.
They were lost.
Their only hope was to send up some Pams ...
(, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 18:54, More)
