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new cockney rhyming slang

Cockney Rhyming Slang is everywhere now. Even Americans understand some of it. We need new impenetrable phrases for things, and we want you to photoshop them and stick them on the messageboard. Gertcha!

(Fri 7 Feb 2003, 11:26)
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# Come on over to my place...
....Hey you, we're having a Russell


(Bridgebee, Sun 9 Feb 2003, 0:35, More)
# Bed time...
... and time to take a Lillian



Lillian Gish?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 9 Feb 2003, 0:31, More)
# cockney slangage

(xero, Sat 8 Feb 2003, 22:46, More)
# The clock starts...now

OK, not technically new but thought I'd put it in anyway.
(Chromatically Challenged, Sat 8 Feb 2003, 22:03, More)
# Mutt and Jeff


(deaf)
(m4tt, Sat 8 Feb 2003, 21:43, More)
# whats he doing?

anybody?
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Sat 8 Feb 2003, 21:33, More)
# Cauliflower ear

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
the fear!
(Budgie shouldn't be on here, Sat 8 Feb 2003, 21:28, More)
# Caffiene
made this, but then thought "what the hell rhymes with caffiene?"

(James Marshall, Sat 8 Feb 2003, 20:26, More)
# Harry....

(Bristolian, Sat 8 Feb 2003, 19:25, More)
# Elsie was delighted with her new Desmond


coat/hat/stick&labrador/ offski
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Sat 8 Feb 2003, 19:23, More)
# New Cockney Rhyming Slang?

Better check it's not in here first
(I helped save b3ta! diyjoe, Sat 8 Feb 2003, 19:17, More)
# Anyone for a game of Les Dennis ?

(executive maritz, Sat 8 Feb 2003, 19:01, More)
# Uncle Peter...



B3ta !


Gotta get a few Brownie points for that one
(Schlottie, Sat 8 Feb 2003, 18:42, More)
# Tacky I know!
Gordons Alive.............


Get up and Jive!!!
(maddave, Sat 8 Feb 2003, 18:23, More)
# Self-explanitory


first post... be kind...
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 8 Feb 2003, 18:19, More)
# s'cuse me mate,
can I borrow your tie?

(psausage76, Sat 8 Feb 2003, 18:17, More)
# hairy bovine... calvin klein...

"Can I help you sir?"
"Yes, I'd like a pair of hairy bovines please"
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sat 8 Feb 2003, 17:49, More)
# Persian Rugs.

Drugs.
(I helped save b3ta! CJ, Sat 8 Feb 2003, 17:45, More)
# Suffering from a spot of Basil Brush?
You need

(I helped save b3ta! TunaBoy should be old enough to know better by now, Sat 8 Feb 2003, 17:29, More)
# I'm off for a Dawson!


...Naa' stop all that bunny and stick it behind the bar you slaaaags!
(I helped save b3ta! thethingfromanotherworld, Sat 8 Feb 2003, 17:20, More)
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