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new cockney rhyming slang

Cockney Rhyming Slang is everywhere now. Even Americans understand some of it. We need new impenetrable phrases for things, and we want you to photoshop them and stick them on the messageboard. Gertcha!

(Fri 7 Feb 2003, 11:26)
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# I can't really get the hang of this week's compo


Carroty helmet = pelmet ?

Maybe not, then.
(I helped save b3ta! foop, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 18:49, More)
# A load of old Jacksons

(BrightonWeb, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 18:39, More)
# I'm just nipping out to the crude...........anyone fancy a Ginsters?

(I helped save b3ta! itchinbowow, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 18:39, More)
# LAH-VERLY pair of
Camberwicks

(dagnabbit, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 18:37, More)
# ted rogers in a box

paradox
(milkboy, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 18:26, More)
# This slang is fairly self explanatory

And probably already been done...
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 18:23, More)
# Rhyming Slang


Never a truer word spoken
(I helped save b3ta! @stephenshortt Jaysus it's been a while!, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 18:17, More)
# do i need to explain?

and a big woo yay to me for getting 2 front pages while i wasn't looking!!
(cheebatv, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 18:09, More)
# My first post

It was quite apt at the time..bless him...father ted, being dead.
(stav, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 18:07, More)
# If only tramps were this creative
The shelter regretted giving
him the scissors and prittstick

I'm right lee marvin, got any spare
change for some becks'n'posh or
posh'n'becks btw ;-)
(Bobbl, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 18:03, More)
# Its so obvious
but I did it anyway...

(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 17:54, More)
# heres


my cockney rhyming slang comp entry
(flashman1234, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 17:50, More)
# self explanitory

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 17:44, More)
# not quite sure if i have got the hang of rhyming slang yet...

(I helped save b3ta! buckets, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 17:23, More)
# The Pope's school visits...
... always drew a large Girls Aloud.

girls aloud=crowd
(crowd)

First anim attempt (using Animation Shop 2). Can anyone tell me what happened? It's gone all yucky!! :-(

edit: FIXED IT!! Thanks people! Have a good weekend 'n' all that.
(teehom, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 17:16, More)
# b3ta rhymes with...
think of any thing better?


(I helped save b3ta! Goon, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 17:14, More)
# Mountain pike

Mountain bike....Pike
Pike....Mountain bike

Which way round matters not.

click for biggy
(Guv, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 16:58, More)
# Swordfished Roger

= todger
(dansegar, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 16:44, More)
# Informative and educational gifs

(Al__S is constantly suprised, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 16:44, More)
# Vladimir Ashkenazy...


...Khazi!


[He's a famous conductor you uncultured wonks!]
(slim_cop, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 16:42, More)
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