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new cockney rhyming slang

Cockney Rhyming Slang is everywhere now. Even Americans understand some of it. We need new impenetrable phrases for things, and we want you to photoshop them and stick them on the messageboard. Gertcha!

(Fri 7 Feb 2003, 11:26)
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# Cor Blimey Guv'nor...
Went out for a couple of queers and a Ruby Murray...



And ended up in bed with a right Jazzsinger!


(I helped save b3ta! grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 13:19, More)
# The doorman wouldn't let me in because I had me glorias on.

(I helped save b3ta! pagram, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 13:17, More)
# yay more toilet humour!

'tis a common phrase down our way.
/re-lurk
(I helped save b3ta! clangers, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 13:16, More)
# Can i Use yer Gary Glitter mate


I'm turtling...
(Far-Q, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 13:15, More)
# Progressive Rocker=Soccer
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(Smudger, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 13:11, More)
# comp entry for you all to moan at
hockney timing lang



biggy

*sits back and waits for abuse*
(I helped save b3ta! jazzman, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 13:07, More)
# nnsfw!


re-censored
(PornDungeon, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 12:58, More)
# .

(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 12:55, More)
# Fancy a Shuttledish?

Cuttlefish
-topical but poorly implemented
(I helped save b3ta! groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 12:53, More)
# Bad case of the hatties

(I helped save b3ta! Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 12:51, More)
# Show us your
Fraggle Rock...


Dirty Dio Bach's Kittens...
(Dio Bach, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 12:50, More)
# Teeth and Hair


(Tony Blair - sorry, first posty, honest guv!)
(funkyphatmolecule, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 12:47, More)
# Rick Parfitt of the 'Quo joins Gareth Hunt in Rhyming Slang hall of fame

(plankton, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 12:39, More)
# David Duchovny being sick

[My Uncle Mick!]
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 12:37, More)
# Cat on a Heater

s' B3ta init.
(I helped save b3ta! rhuby, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 12:34, More)
# Fancy
a disco?

Fek
(Hibbyz Erm, what do I do with this then?, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 12:33, More)
# Trevor was "no 'ands kitten" with his new girlfriend

(I helped save b3ta! sp3ktor - no,.. I don't know either, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 12:27, More)
# Comp entry

reposted for comp
(Scopex1, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 12:25, More)
# Vera and Phil


Vera Lynn and Philamonic... Gin and Tonic

/coat
(longboy_mcgoo, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 12:25, More)
# oh why didnt i vote...

(zeflar, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 12:21, More)
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