featureless kid with the grafted on face of ernest borgnine =

time.

(as in, "have you got the right featureless kid with the grafted on face of ernest borgnine, please guvnor?")
( Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 12 Feb 2003, 16:57, More)

It'll cost ya!

(dapthechap probably has this as a status on facebook, Wed 12 Feb 2003, 16:37, More)

Not exactly 'rhyming' slang, but its vaguely related to cockneys
'Getting off at Baker Street'

To describe a particular bedroom act (use your imaginations...)

Baker street is the only tube stop where you can change from the Hammersmith & City (the PINK line) to the Bakerloo Line (the BROWN line).



(Lesbian_trapped_in_a_mans_body, Wed 12 Feb 2003, 16:27, More)

Pint of

Please barkeep
(dapthechap probably has this as a status on facebook, Wed 12 Feb 2003, 15:59, More)

.

( monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 12 Feb 2003, 15:12, More)

She's a bit of a Venetian Punter

And a completely unrelated link which I found funny.
(Just avoiding thread wastage)>
(Cartroo, Wed 12 Feb 2003, 14:33, More)

you've got a face like an angry owl.

( jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 12 Feb 2003, 14:10, More)

it doesn't really need to rhyme does it?

( wingphil, Wed 12 Feb 2003, 13:42, More)

Carrot Flange = B3ta Challenge

( armaitus Sheep Casings!, Wed 12 Feb 2003, 9:37, More)

"Jubilee" = Un-PC

( lemonhead, Tue 11 Feb 2003, 23:31, More)

Scary kitten..
Bitten!
Bit rubbish really
My very very first play with tattychop

(kantankeroos, Tue 11 Feb 2003, 22:19, More)

This just in!

A flaking Jew's story
( Or is it?, Tue 11 Feb 2003, 21:41, More)

wiv ar kaple of Jack n' Jills there aint nafink i hloik bhetter
than a good old CHAZ N DAVE!

( mikemystery blames the parents, Tue 11 Feb 2003, 21:04, More)

Revised double Cockney
Sorry kids, it was late when I posted this last night & I forgot to loop it.



Better now?
(Uncle Simon, Tue 11 Feb 2003, 20:27, More)

often heard down at the quays.

( zog why change it now?, Tue 11 Feb 2003, 20:14, More)

competition entry!
i'll have a pint of...

...queer.
(Cow, Tue 11 Feb 2003, 20:03, More)

hmmm

be nice, first piccy in a while
(munkeh back from the land of the dead, Tue 11 Feb 2003, 19:32, More)

On your marks


sharks!

terribly lame
(186 posts and no eye for a good front page, Tue 11 Feb 2003, 18:56, More)

Treacle Tart
Conceptual Art

(dagnabbit, Tue 11 Feb 2003, 18:14, More)

anyone fancy an Ian?

Ian Dury = Tandoori
( bnt what, me worry?, Tue 11 Feb 2003, 18:01, More)