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new cockney rhyming slang

Cockney Rhyming Slang is everywhere now. Even Americans understand some of it. We need new impenetrable phrases for things, and we want you to photoshop them and stick them on the messageboard. Gertcha!

(Fri 7 Feb 2003, 11:26)
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# The RAF's new weapon...


...Atomic Kitten

click biggy

(First post, hello!)

Edit: 'tis now compo (clickage error!)
(Mr_Bobbins, Thu 13 Feb 2003, 17:34, More)
# I love
Cape horn
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Thu 13 Feb 2003, 17:32, More)
# King Prawn


Born
(Jibbed, Thu 13 Feb 2003, 17:10, More)
# Melon In A Bag

Fag.
(milkboy, Thu 13 Feb 2003, 16:43, More)
# orkney timing bang

(shirty queer -> dirty beer)
(Frigidheir, Thu 13 Feb 2003, 16:13, More)
# Use your...

...luv!
(Tonto, Thu 13 Feb 2003, 13:37, More)
# some more cockney
see who can get it first:

(davros, Thu 13 Feb 2003, 12:27, More)
# .
Thanks to Brian Murphy for the gag.
(I helped save b3ta! Shedside, Thu 13 Feb 2003, 12:21, More)
# The estate agent didn't tell her about the 'cheese on toast' that haunted the cellar

(I helped save b3ta! sp3ktor - no,.. I don't know either, Thu 13 Feb 2003, 9:46, More)
# Ol' Dickies
got one hell of a cat sniff...

Cat sniff = Quiff.....Nnnighh thenk yarrr
(/coat/kitten/taxi)
(I helped save b3ta! Smokey McPot, Thu 13 Feb 2003, 9:46, More)
# Er....
Dan Ackroyds... haemorrhoids

(Pickled_Herring, Thu 13 Feb 2003, 9:01, More)
# Eddie The Eagle
= Smeagol



Really bad I know!
(I helped save b3ta! Bluesound, Thu 13 Feb 2003, 8:51, More)
# Mystic Meg's

got nothing on Pat!

and because last time bandwidth was exceeded (repost) b3ta tube map!


b3ta tube lower quality - 500K (ish)

b3ta tube higher quality - 1.1MB (ish)

In case bandwidth exceeds....

b3ta tube lower quality - 500K (ish)

b3ta tube higher quality - 1.1MB (ish)
(I helped save b3ta! Bluesound, Thu 13 Feb 2003, 8:48, More)
# Hmm.

(executive maritz, Thu 13 Feb 2003, 0:30, More)
# not proud of this! thora hird=

turd
(I helped save b3ta! abaddon, Wed 12 Feb 2003, 22:52, More)
# mockney rhyming slang, nice pair of kits as well
nsfw clicky
(I helped save b3ta! abaddon, Wed 12 Feb 2003, 22:49, More)
# pint of mandella
im new but me got some cockney ryhming slang. me and my mates no longer drink stella but we have a pint of mandella (D)
(shmoby, Wed 12 Feb 2003, 22:48, More)
# luv a duck gor blimey me old cockney sparra
hope it's not been done. and if it has, i hope it's been done much better


(andysith vs. the becardiganed mousethra. EEK, Wed 12 Feb 2003, 19:53, More)
# fugme I'm starving, anyone fancy an avril?

(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Wed 12 Feb 2003, 18:16, More)
# Another


Check the moobies!
(dapthechap probably has this as a status on facebook, Wed 12 Feb 2003, 17:16, More)
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