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new cockney rhyming slang

Cockney Rhyming Slang is everywhere now. Even Americans understand some of it. We need new impenetrable phrases for things, and we want you to photoshop them and stick them on the messageboard. Gertcha!

(Fri 7 Feb 2003, 11:26)
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# hope this is better than the last one...
"Ooooh, he's a bit puffin, I would!"

(, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 20:53, More)
# I remember this from Bermondsey, 1958

Of course, this was before Doogie Howser became the more usual term.
(, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 20:26, More)
# Ladies and Gentlemen, Mr Bobby Davro...


...and his bloody big afro.

There's a slightly larger version here. Thanks to Yeti for the hosting.
(, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 20:22, More)
# I'm so sorry...
obscure? I think so!

(, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 20:11, More)
# Walters Woes

Windows
(, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 20:02, More)
# One ticket to hell please

(, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 19:58, More)
# The course of World War Two changed dramatically...


...once the Allies had cracked the German Abbey Road.

/coat
(, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 19:57, More)
# oldie but goodie

(, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 19:56, More)
# sniff*

(, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 19:41, More)
# It may be very poor show to do this
But I'm reposting my linky

Is that a repost?
(, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 19:28, More)
# l075 0f f337

l337.

Quick and dirty - just like me. I'm off down the pub.
(, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 19:24, More)
# ron's saved from torrential rain by his mate lee and a moose in a catamaran

long, self-referential, lame and ultimately unamusing rhyming slang
(, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 19:22, More)
# Welly-Fission
(obviously television)
(, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 19:21, More)
# And now for something completly different
my previous ones have been pollitical, so here is a change of pace:

(, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 19:20, More)
# ahhhh...

nothing beats a nice Jodrell under the stars...
(, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 19:12, More)
# PAINT BOMBED KITTY CAT

Abraham Lincoln's hat

Go easy on me i'm a girl and it's my first ever post!!!!!!!! yey! hi kurt!!!
(, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 19:10, More)
# obvious, but..

(, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 19:04, More)
# ..

(, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 18:57, More)
# .

(, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 18:57, More)
# Halitosis

Troll & Hostess?
(, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 18:52, More)
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