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new cockney rhyming slang

Cockney Rhyming Slang is everywhere now. Even Americans understand some of it. We need new impenetrable phrases for things, and we want you to photoshop them and stick them on the messageboard. Gertcha!

(Fri 7 Feb 2003, 11:26)
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# Lula's career took an unexpected nosedive when she accidentally loosed a "Tony" in a punter's face


edit: Mitigating factors:
a) done on gimp
b) picture of lady found using "fart" as search word - did not set out to do a picture of a stripper farting in a punter's face.
c) have to keep alt-tabbing like a man with a strange form of St Vitas' Dance.
d) my beer gland has deflated and needs replenishing
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 16:33, More)
# For those who pronounce B3ta as Bay-ta:
Pair of punts...



...it's "Beeeta" you cnuts

[edit] oh dear, I appear to have started a small war on the board
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 16:25, More)
# Bruce Lees
NSFW?

Not sure about the nsfw but better be safe
(I helped save b3ta! Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 16:05, More)
# .

(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 16:03, More)
# Otter and Chips


Errmm... Photoshop Tips?

Bit Lame. First post. Sorry.
(mildlydiverting, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 16:02, More)
# Flying ham...

Uncle Sam

Pigs will fly when I make a political joke...

First compo entry, be gentle with me, you know, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 16:02, More)
# new cockney rhyming slang
Mine-handed Llama-pillow;

= Nine-banded armadillo.
(Norbert Sponge, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 16:02, More)
# Dame Judi Dench

(stench)
(Guv, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 15:59, More)
# Stairs
apples and pairs

(jamena, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 15:57, More)
# Christ i could use a.....



Forrest
(samwheagle, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 15:56, More)
# been thinking of this for a while

(mountainloz i want a bulldog/Shih Tzu cross breed, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 15:39, More)
# Although he wouldn't admit it...
all his friends knew Trevor had a pretty bad b3ta FAQ habit...

(I helped save b3ta! JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 15:35, More)
# A furtive steal...

(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 15:32, More)
# fwoah i gota proper keg brewing



still dont really undstand the challenge
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 15:23, More)
# show us your cockers

(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 15:21, More)
# Funny Hat

Fucking Twat
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 15:13, More)
# I'm gonna Status Quo the lawn

How low can it get?
(I helped save b3ta! Bluesound, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 15:12, More)
# .


(meat and two veg - greet a blue wedge)
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 15:12, More)
# I know I'm going to live to regret this but...

Edit: Just don't be tempted to stroke it!
Edit2: I give up! It's a scary wok!
(I helped save b3ta! Horatio P Lemming, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 15:10, More)
# did you see Jack in the Box on Born Sloppy last night?


please tell me to stop, this isn't healthy!
(Mystery Woo Yay Boy, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 15:09, More)
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