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new cockney rhyming slang

Cockney Rhyming Slang is everywhere now. Even Americans understand some of it. We need new impenetrable phrases for things, and we want you to photoshop them and stick them on the messageboard. Gertcha!

(Fri 7 Feb 2003, 11:26)
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# Don't know which way round...

BBC One you cows
(Slick Stick (now anti +... and back), Sun 9 Feb 2003, 13:43, More)
# black&decker

Sorry bout this one, I have (very) recently stopped smoking and posting this crap is a good substitute.
(rick with the silent P, Sun 9 Feb 2003, 13:02, More)
# idea... 2/10 talent.. 0/10

(I helped save b3ta! Queen of Cheesecake, Sun 9 Feb 2003, 12:54, More)
# I know this is crude, but i don't care because i'm going on holiday!

(Womble, Sun 9 Feb 2003, 12:40, More)
# It should have been a raven ...

(I helped save b3ta! Cassidy : Vissi d'arte, Sun 9 Feb 2003, 12:18, More)
# 1st post take three, sorry guys

(I helped save b3ta! Gaz, Sun 9 Feb 2003, 11:50, More)
# Brighton Pier = FEAR!


ARGH, I'M...


...yogi beared!
(Mystery Woo Yay Boy, Sun 9 Feb 2003, 11:23, More)
# go easy....... virgin
I hope it's not been done before. I would also like tips on compression.

(rick with the silent P, Sun 9 Feb 2003, 10:44, More)
# You taken yer Winston this mornin, luv?

(baldie, Sun 9 Feb 2003, 10:43, More)
# NSX
us.f1.yahoofs.com/groups/g_6595035/NSX-R01.jpg?bcppiR.AhYw7Rnj5

Equals SEX!
(Fluffster, Sun 9 Feb 2003, 10:07, More)
# Anyone coming down the pub?
For a quick fear?

Pint O' The Best Please Barman!
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Sun 9 Feb 2003, 8:29, More)
# That bloke over there...
... do you think he's a bit "Darren Day"?

GAY!
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Sun 9 Feb 2003, 7:53, More)
# does exactly what it says on the tube


(I helped save b3ta! djol, Sun 9 Feb 2003, 3:07, More)
# Fun for all the family



Next time those hungry hippos come knocking at your door offering to do your drive. Offer to pay them in little plastic balls!!
(whoremoan, Sun 9 Feb 2003, 2:43, More)
# i think it's lame but here it's
my first post after sometime of lurking
around the page :)

be gentleee!



(the core)
(i told you i was hardcore)
(gzip, Sun 9 Feb 2003, 2:12, More)
# Cor Blimey, you near gave me a

(executive maritz, Sun 9 Feb 2003, 1:59, More)
# Ball Spaniels, I'm back!


...wot?
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Sun 9 Feb 2003, 1:28, More)
# If this is deemed NSFW let me know and I'll delete

(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Sun 9 Feb 2003, 1:26, More)
# bizarrely...yes, last year for a flyer..

(I helped save b3ta! Beardo, Sun 9 Feb 2003, 1:13, More)
# Pertinent to the fighter

has anyone done an 'all dayer' yet?
(Dazbert, Sun 9 Feb 2003, 0:48, More)
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