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new cockney rhyming slang

Cockney Rhyming Slang is everywhere now. Even Americans understand some of it. We need new impenetrable phrases for things, and we want you to photoshop them and stick them on the messageboard. Gertcha!

(Fri 7 Feb 2003, 11:26)
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# It's my Loris

and I'll pie if I want to, pie if I want to, pie if I want to...
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 15:03, More)
# Maggie Philbin



Psilocybin
(I helped save b3ta! jsut peopel, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 14:55, More)
# .

edit:needed more subtlety
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 14:52, More)
# another food one


not really a rhyming slang, more a spoonerism... hehe, dot hog
(Mystery Woo Yay Boy, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 14:25, More)
# What about this?

Not really new though...
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 14:20, More)
# .

(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 14:17, More)
# Hi Everybody!
thought I'd give the challenge a whirl...



I hope no ones done it before, like what happens anytime I submit a compo entry.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 14:14, More)
# Hooking punt.

(dirty_root, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 14:13, More)
# Show us your big scary match



Hmm sorry
(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 14:09, More)
# .

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 14:01, More)
# how about a packet of weezers?


going downhill already...
(Mystery Woo Yay Boy, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 13:59, More)
# cor blimey guv
say what you see

(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 13:59, More)
# my first
and last entry into this compo...


(radja, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 13:52, More)
# FIRST POST!
I think I'll have a packet of Artist Formerly Known as Prince...



(trebor extra-strong mints)
(Mystery Woo Yay Boy, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 13:49, More)
# Rolf Harris......

in a......

Toyota Yaris
(Scopex1, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 13:41, More)
# dum de dum

(I helped save b3ta! biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 13:38, More)
# as dave posed for the camera
billy was eyeing up his yul bryner



dinner
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 13:33, More)
# After a stressful days trading...
Rupert found a Pinot Blanc helped him relax...

EDIT: OK it only really works if you mis-pronounce 'Blanc'...
(I helped save b3ta! JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 13:30, More)
# Ted Rogers

tax dodgers?

First time shopper. Please be nice!
(Foss, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 13:27, More)
# I've only had two nose jobs...
that jacko pic again, clicky
(mick_smoo, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 13:25, More)
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