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This is a link post UKIP Top Trumps

(Mildred is a slimy, double-crossing, no-good swindler, Wed 21 May 2014, 9:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post someone missing

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 21 May 2014, 9:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Needs to be bigger

(I helped save b3ta! slartifartfast When all around are losing their heads, duck., Wed 21 May 2014, 9:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^this
Can't make out some of the quotes.
 (DestructoLettuce, Wed 21 May 2014, 9:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post betterer?

(Mildred is a slimy, double-crossing, no-good swindler, Wed 21 May 2014, 10:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yep.
Cheers.
 (DestructoLettuce, Wed 21 May 2014, 10:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post So are all the quotes actual quotes, or just made up for humourous effect
Only asking as they seem to ludicrous to be real.
 (I helped save b3ta! Skirite Gerrorf my larnd, Wed 21 May 2014, 12:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post googling them...
....it appears they are real..or at least, reported by the "political class's media friends" as real
 (Mildred is a slimy, double-crossing, no-good swindler, Wed 21 May 2014, 15:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Do you WANT that nice Mr Cameron to lose?
www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-2634549/DAILY-MAIL-COMMENT-Tories-win-stop-demonising-Ukip.html
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 21 May 2014, 9:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post If they win I'm emigrating to Bongo-Bongo Land.

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Wed 21 May 2014, 9:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post bit late................they've stopped forrins entering

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 21 May 2014, 9:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't belieeeeeeeeeeeeeeve it, I got Godfrey Bloom

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 21 May 2014, 9:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post When Ukip is mentioned
This image always pops in my head
1.bp.blogspot.com/_Qm2i8mXTjhs/S-5ieN60LHI/AAAAAAAACoI/B_MHzfWcDF4/s1600/article-1007001-00C9690B00000578-247_233x464_popup.jpg
 (Captain Spacker I lick windows, Wed 21 May 2014, 10:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post I always think their logo makes them look like Pound Shop Tories

(I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Wed 21 May 2014, 10:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahahaha

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Wed 21 May 2014, 11:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post What the bloody fuck is "Facism", and why are these wankers so good at it?

(I helped save b3ta! Mastarbeiter came into your mind on, Wed 21 May 2014, 10:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post it's all a matter of perspective

(Mildred is a slimy, double-crossing, no-good swindler, Wed 21 May 2014, 10:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post ANGELHITLER

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 21 May 2014, 10:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'd say, it's all a matter of correct spelling...

(I helped save b3ta! Mastarbeiter came into your mind on, Wed 21 May 2014, 10:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post i take no credit
for smelling pisstakes
 (Mildred is a slimy, double-crossing, no-good swindler, Wed 21 May 2014, 10:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wank you for unforming my.

(I helped save b3ta! Mastarbeiter came into your mind on, Wed 21 May 2014, 10:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Spank your hairy crutch.

(Spin Its a thing., Wed 21 May 2014, 10:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post And the rest of fuck to you, Sir!

(I helped save b3ta! Mastarbeiter came into your mind on, Wed 21 May 2014, 10:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck you very much :)

(Spin Its a thing., Wed 21 May 2014, 11:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nice.
I have a javascript generator that takes excel stats and jpeg imagery and just creates printable Top Trumps style decks. I might upload it somewhere at some point
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 21 May 2014, 10:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post do it!

(Mildred is a slimy, double-crossing, no-good swindler, Wed 21 May 2014, 10:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post How about this place
usvsth3m.com
 (I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Wed 21 May 2014, 10:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Croydon is unsafe and a dump"
That is without a doubt the most sensible thing anyone in their party has ever said. I despise Croydon with a passion, East Croydon train station is my idea of hell on earth.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 21 May 2014, 10:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post to be fair
it was Winston McKenzie.

who has in the past represented the Conservatives, Labour, and Veritas...

my guess is he isn't truly UKIP down to the bone...
 (Mildred is a slimy, double-crossing, no-good swindler, Wed 21 May 2014, 10:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post That is BRILLIANT!!
:D
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Wed 21 May 2014, 10:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Got the rest of the Kevin ODoherty pic
Slightly NSFW
 (Spin Its a thing., Wed 21 May 2014, 11:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Boke.
That looks like a hell of an afternoon.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Wed 21 May 2014, 11:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post there's a man who is destined for high office

(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 21 May 2014, 12:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post You spelt orifice wrong

(Spin Its a thing., Wed 21 May 2014, 14:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Yay, I agree with at least half of the quotes on these cards.
 (I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Wed 21 May 2014, 12:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post this should have been the image compo this week
/board is becoming increasingly toothless
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 21 May 2014, 12:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant!

(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 21 May 2014, 12:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post I actually have a set of Tory Top Trumps
from when I had the misfortune to work one of their conferences.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Wed 21 May 2014, 19:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sounds like some of them just need a good hard cock up the arse

(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Thu 22 May 2014, 15:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Sounds like you're offering.
 (Sir Cosmo Bonsor, Sat 24 May 2014, 1:03, , Reply)