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This is a link post Plumber makes a crappy mistake NSFW
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(evilengine, Wed 20 Jan 2016, 20:09, Reply)
This is a normal post took far too long

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Wed 20 Jan 2016, 20:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Easily fixed though
It's only held on with six screws.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 20 Jan 2016, 20:35, Reply)
This is a normal post 12
3 hinges with 4 screws in each...
 (mcvpjd3 Has no Board Sig yet, Thu 21 Jan 2016, 13:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Same principle though
Easier to rehang the door than replumb the bog.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 21 Jan 2016, 13:42, Reply)
This is a normal post I would probably be annoyed too.

(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 20 Jan 2016, 20:55, Reply)
This is a normal post what happened?

(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 20 Jan 2016, 21:07, Reply)
This is a normal post It took a few replays to get it, but I think he's put the bog on the wall so that the door can't be closed any more.
Inadvertently showing up one of my pet peeves - bathrooms where there's zero space once you've removed the area swept by the door. Am I supposed to stand IN the bog to open the door, eh?
 (Twangy Rubber, Wed 20 Jan 2016, 21:28, Reply)
This is a normal post aaah okay!
I wouldn't have got that, not with their illegible forrin speak?
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 20 Jan 2016, 21:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Polish
Me thinks.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Wed 20 Jan 2016, 21:47, Reply)
This is a normal post "OOOUNGLISH."

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Wed 20 Jan 2016, 22:07, Reply)
This is a normal post The hinges being also on the wrong side.
So if James Corden manages to get in to have a shit.
He will have to take a few more to be able to get out.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Wed 20 Jan 2016, 21:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Same, here hate that. My toliet door was the same, which I didn't get as there was plently of room..
...in the hall. So I hung the door to swing outward instead, worked perfectly.
 (I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Thu 21 Jan 2016, 17:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Must be the same idots that did this in my house:
Sceewedscew
Might be hard to spot for Firkinfedup... Hint; in what must one NOT screw into when fixing pipes or other things to walls?
("Your mum" is NOT the correct answer)
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Wed 20 Jan 2016, 21:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Your Dad?

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 20 Jan 2016, 21:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Nope - but a fair guess.
See vertical black pipe?
The little thingy holding it up?
In what has it been screwed?
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Wed 20 Jan 2016, 21:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Your Gran?

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 20 Jan 2016, 21:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Aha - she's dead and cremated - nopetynope.
The vertical tube holder has been screwed into the horizontal waste pipe.
Sewage leak AND joyous methane from the sewer - what's not to love?
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Wed 20 Jan 2016, 21:58, Reply)
This is a normal post You should lick it

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 20 Jan 2016, 22:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Well
A ceramic pipe for the downstairs toilet was also broken due to a bodge job repair by the previous owner.
The raw sewage leaking into the basement was a tad annoying.

Anyhow, the part where I had to lie flat in a trench dug into shit/earth combo.
Then stick my arm up to my elbow in a broken sewer pipe, filled with congealed old person shit, to remove said pipe.
Did have me dry reeking for a few minutes.
I would have been a total wuss at Verdun.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Wed 20 Jan 2016, 22:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Couldn't you find a nicer thing to fill the pipe with?

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Wed 20 Jan 2016, 22:15, Reply)
This is a normal post "imagine it's Nutella"
Tried, did not help...
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Wed 20 Jan 2016, 22:18, Reply)
This is a normal post *unzips*

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 20 Jan 2016, 22:53, Reply)
This is a normal post "Swats Badger's fadge with lead pipe"

(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Wed 20 Jan 2016, 23:51, Reply)
This is a normal post I've never seen that before
A waste pipe buried half an inch under plaster - I think I'd forgive whoever installed the surface pipe unless it was really obvious there was something underneath!
My wife once got a shock from a curtain rail at her mum's flat - when I dug away the plaster around the fixing bracket there was about 1" of unprotected cable where it went between a horizontal conduit to a vertical conduit - the screw had just nicked the live conductor.
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Wed 20 Jan 2016, 23:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Old houses... Bad plumbers.
All the down pipes for that side of the house pass there...
Judging from the materials used, I think this was done in the late 90's at the earliest.
So the MOFO did not use a stud detector when they were already widely available/cheap.
And drove two plinth nails, the shown pipe support and the hot water pipe for the tap straight through lead piping...
He was either stupid or seeking revenge for being forced to work for peanuts.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Wed 20 Jan 2016, 23:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't be daft it's a trick question
The correct answer to this is the pooch
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 20 Jan 2016, 21:43, Reply)
This is a normal post No pets where pleasured in this plumbing adventure.
Extra hint: it was farking leaking sewage.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Wed 20 Jan 2016, 21:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks for the clue
I've been rissing for ages looking at that.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 20 Jan 2016, 21:44, Reply)
This is a normal post well at least you got rid of that awful wallpaper

(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Wed 20 Jan 2016, 21:47, Reply)
This is a normal post I should take a picture of the bathroom before I rip it up...
Pink tilling and dark floral pattern.
Same pattern on the walls and on the curtains.
A bit like Will Smith used to have his tracksuit, shoes and cap made in the same fabric... The HORROR!
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Wed 20 Jan 2016, 21:50, Reply)
This is a normal post eww
just blast out 'School's out' by Alice Cooper and have at it with a crowbar and/or sledgehammer. Film it. Then post it on here. Profit.
 (I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Wed 20 Jan 2016, 21:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Good idea.
"Makes a note, sticks to fridge"
Will do.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Wed 20 Jan 2016, 22:01, Reply)
This is a normal post super fake

(L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Wed 20 Jan 2016, 23:41, Reply)
This is a normal post The pixels gave it away?

(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Wed 20 Jan 2016, 23:52, Reply)