
Hate omelettes though, for some reason.
Two eggs, splash of milk, knob of butter and teaspoon of mustard in a jug.
Nuke for one minute then stir, repeat once/twice more according to taste. I like mine done for three minutes.
( , Mon 5 Dec 2022, 21:37, Reply)

Grainy is preferable for texture, but regular tastes better. If you’re posh enough to stock both then try a bit of both.
A good dollop of mustard also does wonders in a ham and coleslaw bun. Ruins a jambon buerre of course.
( , Mon 5 Dec 2022, 23:05, Reply)

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( , Mon 5 Dec 2022, 22:43, Reply)

I end up with something that resembles spunk in a hot bath.
( , Mon 5 Dec 2022, 23:09, Reply)

Despite the fact that no normal person is going to use half a bottle of vinegar for breakfast, she forgot the first rule of poached eggs. I mean I assume she did; I could only last 67 seconds.
ed: sorry M_I. No slight meant against you; I'm sure you meant well.
( , Mon 5 Dec 2022, 23:31, Reply)

Also feed your chickens some worms, you get a smoky meaty yolk. Really lovely.
( , Tue 6 Dec 2022, 13:43, Reply)

From keeping chickens, you soon learn that a lot of the eggs you get 'fresh' in the shops are 1-3 weeks old by the time they hit the shelf.
A very fresh egg has an almost jelly like albumen which holds together very well when poaching.
One slightly wasteful tip is to crack the egg open into a sieve, then the watery bit falls through leaving you with the bit that holds together in the water. Of course, depending on the age of your egg you may just end up with a yolk to poach.
( , Tue 6 Dec 2022, 13:41, Reply)

www.findingfeasts.com.au/recipe-index/poach-eggs-cling-film/
( , Tue 6 Dec 2022, 15:47, Reply)

You never know what they are going to hatch (cook) into!
( , Mon 5 Dec 2022, 23:53, Reply)

You can do them on the hob in a hot pan just as quick, with the added benefit that you can keep them moving and get them nice and fluffy.
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