How to deactivate a cat
I guess being carried by mammy to cats is like riding a bike to humans,
...they just never forget.
I can see some B3tans trying this BTW :-)
(, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 22:40, Reply)
hahaha
as 'meh' as i find most cat videos, this one was great!
Its like how Data had that spot on his back that can turn him off :-D
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 22:49,
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is that an autocorrect error?
Did you mean milked or piled?
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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 23:12,
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Yes! A vet showed me this...
You grab the scruff with your forearm flat along their back, then slowly pull their head back so they're looking upwards. This deactivates their jaw muscles. Fingers in corners of mouth (for ninja skills, you use the same grabbing hand), open, pop pill to back of mouth, shut mouth, stroke throat until ikkle kittie swallows, let go.
You get the world's most accusatory look from the cat afterwards, mind.
(, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 13:59, Reply)
just tried it
My cat has run off to another room with a clip on her neck.
I predict shoes full of catshit in 5... 4... 3... 2...
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LP, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 23:14,
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Hahahaha!
:)
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sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 2:09,
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After just
having a 'spot-on' nightmare with my 2, getting near the back of their necks with anything at the mo is proving difficult/dangerous.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 23:34,
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hahaha
I love that on those adverts they only ever show it being applied to a docile dog - the reality for cat owners is a lot different!
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sun 10 Jul 2011, 23:44,
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You get the same effect with a vice.
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enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 8:43,
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I've always thought this might be a gender-dependent thing
My previous cats have generally been female and have all been totally susceptible to being deactivated via the scruff of their neck. However, with the two male cats I've had, doing it generally is just asking for a claw-flailing.
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kingofpork is the king of pork, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 12:00,
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I'm waiting for the vet
to go "You lousy no good sonafabitch!" and then kick the cat in the bollocks like on Young Frankenstein
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 17:49,
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I tried this
on my kitty earlier when she was scratching the sofa. I didn't have a bulldog clip handy, so I just used one hand to pinch the back of her neck (gently) and the other to remove her claws from the sofa. She looked at me in awe after with a "how the hell did you do that?" sort of face. She hasn't done it since.
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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 21:19,
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tried the deactivating thing on my cat and i can honestly say that parking a car on the scuff of the neck will deactivat the cat
not found out how to re animate it yet
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 11:46,
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I just tried that
and now I have 30% less skin on the back of my hand.
Fucking cat.
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Hugo Rune, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 18:20,
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rufies...
Duz this werk on Wimmin? Save me a fortune on Rohypnol...
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 17:03, Reply)