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This is a link post The resident B3ta cyborg undergoes activation... today! I made this!
They're switching me on today - I've got a pretty good idea of what to expect... and I'm also discussing a rather gruesome side effect of the operation!

Wish me luck.

Oh, and Wired UK liked my blog so much they asked me to write a guest post for them too:
www.wired.co.uk/news/archive/2012-12/10/cochlear-implant
 (helmsdeep, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 9:02, Reply)
This is a normal post best of luck fella and cool about wired :)

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 9:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Just in time
To hear slade on continuous loop everywhere you go!

seriously though... Good luck :)
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 9:11, Reply)
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Hahaha
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 9:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha - "Turn it off! Turn it off!"

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Tue 11 Dec 2012, 9:22, Reply)
This is a normal post As long as this implant doesn't turn you into a roboplegic wrongcock, I'll be happy.
Best of luck sir and I look forward to reading the next update (unless it IS about wrongcockery).
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 9:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Good Luck Billy
Guess you're wired for sound! - www.youtube.com/watch?v=sn9mLnKmPco
 (nobby.uk Lurking since 2006!, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 9:13, Reply)
This is a normal post That was the original title
But Wired changed it. Bastards.
 (helmsdeep, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 9:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Best of luck old chap
also can I make a quick request? At the moment they boot you up (i'm imagining it's going to be something like robocop), if you do have a sudden, unexplained desire to destroy the puny human units, could you spare all B3tans?
 (I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 9:22, Reply)
This is a normal post apart from /talk
obviously
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 9:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha
1. Serve the public trust
2. Protect the innocent
3. Uphold the law
4. Draw giant pink penises on stuff and then animate it
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 9:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Good luck!
I apologise in advance for the X-Factor Christmas single
 (I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 9:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Good luck trying to avoid Gangnam Style with the rest of us.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 9:27, Reply)
This is a normal post good luck, you'll soon realise coldplay are shit :)

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 10:28, Reply)
This is a normal post good luck mr!
...and to add to the continuous slade problem you're likely to have, wait until you hear gangnam style, oh yes.

edit: and bready beat me to it, damn it all!
 (I helped save b3ta! wideeye slightly pickled, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 10:48, Reply)
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Good luck.
 (I helped save b3ta! George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 11:37, Reply)
This is a normal post best of luck!!!! :D

(I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 11:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Good luck.

(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 15:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Good luck Transhuman.

(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 21:11, Reply)
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"Should I interrupt my colleague and hawk a massive stinking yellow-green loogie into a spittoon like some sort of Wild West character, or Gary Busey in Under Siege?"

Yes, Yes you should.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 13 Dec 2012, 15:10, Reply)