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This is a link post Alcohol is shit NSFW
it really is. compared to all the other wonderful things in our lives, this drug is freely available and causes all our problems. Zhe worsht shing about it it ish shat itsh ff-fuckin fuck off what you lookin at cutn yeah?
(I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 14:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking BBC3
It's like CBBC for thick cunts in their 20's. I'm surprised Stacey Dooley isn't narrating.
Totally unsurprised by the majority of the comments touching on the legal status of Marijuana, too. Stoner culture fuckwits.
 (Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 14:52, Reply)
This is a normal post aaarrggh
i agree with you but youre not helping
 (I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 15:06, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm gonna regret it if I google "Stacey Dooley", aren't I?

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 15:15, Reply)
This is a normal post From Comments on that link
‘Investigating’ drink and drugs in a holiday resort Stacy asks a particularity bored copper ‘what are people who are drunk or on drugs like” later this is followed up with reports that people are stealing from people sleeping on the beech…Stacy observers “these people are effectively being robbed”…or even actually being robbed Stacy.
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This is a normal post Her 'filmography' gives you a taste of what to expect.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stacey_Dooley#Filmography
 (Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 15:32, Reply)
This is a normal post I assumed (incorrectly) that she was an xfactor/singing-contest-contestant-turned-celebrity
This/ website is good (and new to me).
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 15:45, Reply)
This is a normal post I was sure she had won a competition to be on the telly.
I wasn't far off though, really.
 (Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 16:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh no not the Dooley!
DooDiley On the alcohol is worse thing...no one is going to know how bad weed is until it is scaled up.
 (I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Tue 24 Oct 2017, 15:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Alcohol is bad.
It kills intelligent rich people with no self-control, and it amplifies the aggression of our burgeoning feral underclass, but unfortunately does not kill them very quickly.

There. Considerably less than 27 minutes needed.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 15:31, Reply)
This is a normal post You could almost claim that the problem isn't actually alcohol
But rather the people that consume it. But I do agree that even well-behaved occasionally drunk folk are tiresome as fuck.
 (Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 15:34, Reply)
This is a normal post its a catalyst of hate and problems
we are idiots by default, but brilliant if.... oh fuck it lets have a pint
 (I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 15:39, Reply)
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*something about lab rats who live happy social lives choosing not to drink the cocaine water*

I stopped drinking about 7 months ago and it is incredible how irritating people are when they're pissed. It's how I imagine I must have been like when I was a ket-head.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 15:39, Reply)
This is a normal post 7 months?
I respect that mate. How the hell do you cope?
 (I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 15:46, Reply)
This is a normal post
Better.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 15:58, Reply)
This is a normal post I keep reading that as "butter".
Good for you though.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 16:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Apply a layer of butter to the underside of your shoes,
and you can simulate that gliding-through-the-world feeling a functional alcoholic gets after the first drink of the day.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 10:46, Reply)
This is a normal post I managed almost two years.....now occasionally drink.
I find it's strangers/crowded bars that can be irritating.

Saturday night ended up being my OH trying to out-drink a couple of my old, old friends whilst I remained designated driver. Top night.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 15:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Good on you.
I'm approximately 15 months sober after many failed attempts and no longer miss it at all. In fact, my sobriety has led to me quitting tobacco and all other recreational drugs (besides caffeine, obvs).

Giving up booze is no joke (especially if you're an alcoholic), but when you finally get past all the pink clouds and finally have that eureka moment where you're no longer afraid of drinking alcohol and instead just see it as something you really don't want in your body, the feeling of freedom is incredible.

Sobriety has made me no less of a grumpy cunt, mind you. Don't be expecting miracles. But for now at least, I have absolutely no desire to ever get pished again.

(P.S. AA is fucking awesome, and no doubt saved my life. But just don't feel obligated to stay any longer than you truly feel you need to, and don't let them pressure you into getting a sponsor if you don't want one. Also, it fucking IS about *that* God, despite all their protestations otherwise. That being said, you're an idiot not to go along at least a few times if you can't stop drinking - it's meeting other alkies and realising that you aren't a lost cause that makes it really worthwhile. Plus the stories are often fucking hilarious.)
 (Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 16:15, Reply)
This is a normal post ^ This

(I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 16:33, Reply)
This is a normal post ^ This too
I'm in my 8th year of sobriety - I used to think that there was only one thing in life that would make me happy, but now that it's gone everything makes me happy.
 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 0:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Well done
Have a pint to celebrate
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 19:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Well done indeed
And i will stand you a shot to celebrate
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 20:02, Reply)
This is a normal post That reminds me, time to start up a new batch of homebrew.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 15:55, Reply)
This is a normal post An old Polynesian once taught the recipe for South Pacific homebrew.
It is, in full: water, sugar, yeast, and black treacle. Mix it all up and after 10 days you have an orange liquid that tastes like a bottle of cheap white wine that's opened at the beginning of a party, left alone for the rest of the night, and then returned to the following afternoon when you're cleaning the house up.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 16:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Tempting but i've got my own prison brew recipe that never fails.
It's basically grape juice, orange, juice water, sugar and yeast.
Brews out in a few weeks and tastes like an average supermarket Hock.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 16:23, Reply)
This is a normal post where is it freely available!?
I have to fucking pay for mine, I'm livid!
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 16:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Freely available for free wine might need your passport though
www.decanter.com/wine-news/24-hour-red-wine-fountain-opens-italy-335190/
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 22:05, Reply)
This is a normal post costcutter
or lidils
or aldi
 (I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 14:20, Reply)
This is a normal post I haven't had a drink since 5th September.
There is nothing wrong with alcohol. There are just too many people that can't do it in moderation and society is too tolerant of that. Bingeing is normal. That is a bad thing.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 16:33, Reply)
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The UK government define a "Binge" as 2-3 beers in a day. I can't imagine any of them have ever been to a pub.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 16:45, Reply)
This is a normal post No. You need 4 pints in a short amount of time for that.

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 12:41, Reply)
This is a normal post how much were you drinking at your peak?

(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 16:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Nah, not biting.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 17:07, Reply)
This is a normal post we're here for you Pru

(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 17:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Had any good prison campy tats recently?

(I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 18:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Just got back from the Czech Republic.
There's a society that seems to function perfectly well whilst consuming large amounts of alcohol.

Three guesses where the accents of most of the obnoxious drunks I saw there were from...
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 23:25, Reply)
This is a normal post I hardly ever drink.
I'm hardly a Hemingway too : /
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 23:44, Reply)