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This is a link post Christians Against Dinosaurs
the creationist off Mumsnet
(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 8:51, Reply)
This is a normal post *awaits feathers comment*

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 8:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Feather?
I barely know 'er!
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 16 Feb 2015, 9:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Her accent is not convincing.
I cannot believe the amount of attention this "joke" is getting.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 8:58, Reply)
This is a normal post ^This

(I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 9:22, Reply)
This is a normal post what a deeply unpleasant seeming woman
Any idea what her basis for "dinosaurs were invented before fossils were found" is?
Fossil discoveries go back thousands of years, but as far as I know the term Dinosaur is from 1800s
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 9:02, Reply)
This is a normal post that was the bit that for you was mental?

(DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 9:32, Reply)
This is a normal post that was the first bit I saw, the link started part way in before it was edited

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 9:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Apart from anything else
if you have a hypothesis then find evidence to support it, that makes your hypothesis stronger not, as she appears to think, that it "makes no sense".
 (richardm, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 11:41, Reply)
This is a normal post I want to bounce her fucking head off that desk.

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 9:09, Reply)
This is a normal post every chance she'll bounce it off her own dashboard soon enough
www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2RMH9we62Q
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 9:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't believe in dead dinos
But pumps them in her tank.

The logic is strong in this one.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 11:48, Reply)
This is a normal post
fucking head tits
that desk my fucking head
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 13:19, Reply)
This is a normal post This as well like

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 14:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Supernarrowvision satire
The CAD folks are attempting to show how daft dino-denialists are, by appearing to take their side and posting tripe like this ^^.

The pity is that they are taken seriously by both sides.
 (I helped save b3ta! notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 9:20, Reply)
This is a normal post satire should always have a knowing wink, this just comes across as misinformation for everyone
CNet failed to get to the bottom of it www.cnet.com/news/christian-group-to-schools-stop-filling-kids-heads-with-dinosaurs/
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 9:22, Reply)
This is a normal post 'satire should always have a knowing wink'?
Says who? Who made you the comedy police? Why should stuff be labelled for idiots? I don't like this CAD joke for a variety of reasons such as I don't think it's funny, and I hate that creationism seems only to be used as source material for Christian bashing. All of the fairy tale brigade, Jews, Muslims etc, are creationists. However I admire how CAD has taken in so many mugs who need a laughter track overdubbed on their comedy.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 10:38, Reply)
This is a normal post How do you know this is comedy?
Seems odd that a satirical act would set their Facebook page to private/invite only.
Although I guess they could be safeguarding themselves from angry Christians.
If it is comedy, the "knowing wink" that you have spotted is proving elusive to a great many.
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 10:41, Reply)
This is a normal post OK, I kind of assumed that this was the same
person/group that had started that thread on mumsnet that was posted on here that was obviously a joke, but I concede that this loony probably isn't joking. However I still take issue with your suggestion that satire needs to be signposted. That's just not true. Sometimes the more subtle the satire, the more effective it is. Satire is primarily a method of criticism, humour is secondary, or even a by product.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 11:16, Reply)
This is a normal post I never said signposted
you're taking my "knowing wink" comment literally when it wasn't meant to be.
I meant "a tiny thread of information to unravel should you question its motivation"
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 11:21, Reply)
This is a normal post You should say what you mean and mean what you say.
Now go to your room and think about what you've done.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 12:24, Reply)
This is a normal post people should say what they mean and mean what they say?
like in the video?
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 12:42, Reply)
This is a normal post You just wait till your father gets home young man.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 12:46, Reply)
This is a normal post
man Earth
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 13:25, Reply)
This is a normal post But for it to be satire the criticism must be executed through humour and wit.
Surely neither is secondary? Certainly not a by-product though, the by-product would be the satire.
Edit: should read 'could be the satire'.
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Mon 16 Feb 2015, 11:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Not true.
I crap on about satire so much on here I'm even boring myself. Satire is criticism under the veil of ridicule. How witty or humorous that attempted ridicule actually is varies enormously, and obviously is subjective. So for example, all those Charlie Hebdo cartoons were satirical, but witty? Funny? Not in my opinion, well maybe a few of them, but mainly not at all.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 12:32, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm lumping, perhaps incorrectly, that ridicule into wit.
Wit doesn't have to be witty and funny doesn't have to be 'ha ha'.
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Mon 16 Feb 2015, 13:06, Reply)
This is a normal post You're not funny ha ha, you're funny strange.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 13:23, Reply)
This is a normal post You're funny smelling.

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Mon 16 Feb 2015, 13:25, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm confused by all this
it's a joke?
Do they understand what a joke is?

to me they're just doing this...
i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/738/025/db0.jpg
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 13:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant!
Pretty much a large section of the internet in a nutshell.
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Mon 16 Feb 2015, 13:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Creationists are nearly satire-proof
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YyGHsMeIjGs
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 12:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Have you asked to join? It's worth a look
I don't know why it's set to private - trying to appear like paranoid fundies perhaps - but I was added within a minute or two of my request. For research purposes, natch.

It's quite a mosh pit in there! All sorts of different factions are joining in - dinofundies, creationists, antidinofundies, satirists, palaeos, plus legions of sniggereing trolls/redditors.

It's really worth a read but it'll leave your head spinning trying to figure out who is deluded and who is disingenuous.
 (Puerile Digital Arts Community - Make sigs bold and link coloured! Now!, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 11:53, Reply)
This is a normal post save us the facebook hell and do some screen grabs perhaps?

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 12:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Facebook pages full of crazy are crazy big
There's *far* too much shit in the FB thread to be screencapping anything, but have a look at this blog post and then have a look at their best of CAD.
 (Puerile Digital Arts Community - Make sigs bold and link coloured! Now!, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 13:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Making 6 or 7 videos on the same topic...
...isn't an effective 'repeat until funny' strategy.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 10:05, Reply)
This is a normal post It could easily be a long game prank, question is will people be bored by the time they do their punchline?

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 10:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Well I certainly will.
If the internet hasn't amused me within about 20 seconds, I go and look at boobies instead.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 12:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Does she get her norks out?

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 11:00, Reply)
This is a normal post To prove she's 100% mammal?

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 11:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Tis'
They are probly as fake as dinos.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 11:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Would.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 11:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Would.

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 12:32, Reply)
This is a normal post can you imagine arguing with this twat?
She seems to have no sense of reason, and that smirk would make me want to punch her stupid face.
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 13:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Portrait as well.

(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 13:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Gravy? or chip shop curry sauce?
I can't decide what I'd most like to lick off her norks.
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 13:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Choose either but make sure it's PIPING hot.

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 14:26, Reply)
This is a normal post That's the most annoying video in history.
Bullshit spouted all the way through, annoying up-her-own-arse wannabe webstar whining constantly and it's in fucking portrait!
Oh, and repeating the same point over and over and over just makes you desperate to cling to anything to give any kind of credence to what you're whining about.
 (I helped save b3ta! NooShmoo It's a fantazmagorical pile of ultra bollocks, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 18:57, Reply)