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This is a link post 'Fucking stop using fucking helium you fucking cunts'.
Important festive message from Dr Peter Wothers, a fellow of the Royal Society of Chemistry and a University of Cambridge chemist.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 10:04, Reply)
This is a normal post But what about girls cosplaying as the house from Up?
thingsthatmakeyouhappy.com/2011/05/04/myeongbeom-kim/
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 10:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Scientist have been saying this for years
But its clearly more important for young Chuck and Brad to get their fat chubby paws on a f*cking balloon than to safeguard the future of the species.
Edit: I'm not a green hippie, I just don't like seeing fat kids with balloons.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 10:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Nobody screws with my balloon!
triggur.org/storytime/henry/
 (tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 10:21, Reply)
This is a normal post I bloody LOVE the christmas lectures.
*starts to feel everso-slightly less bah-humbug*
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 10:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Me too!
About the only good thing on telly during xmas.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 10:26, Reply)
This is a normal post ...apart from X factor OF COURSE
I love [insert name here]- her mum died of cancer, so sang a sad song.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 10:30, Reply)
This is a normal post She's so strong.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 10:31, Reply)
This is a normal post *Buys record & wristband*

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 10:34, Reply)
This is a normal post You should really watch Elf.
It makes me do a lol.
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Tue 11 Dec 2012, 10:44, Reply)
This is a normal post On at the cinema near here soon, you being serious?
I may go and watch it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 10:45, Reply)
This is a normal post I do genuinely enjoy it although I think I enjoy it because I always watch it with family or mates.
You don't need to shell out on a cinema ticket though. It's usually repeated ad infinitum by Channel4/E4/More4/Film4. Just cycle through the channels and you'll hit it before you've gone through twice.

It's good, silly fun.
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Tue 11 Dec 2012, 10:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Hmmmm....could be tempted by that.
No TV so cinema it is, It's A Wonderful Life is on soon too, classic.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 11:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah, but it stars that american cunt who I find (genuinely) unwatchable.
/cannot be arsed to google his name
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 10:50, Reply)
This is a normal post James Caan has been in a lot of good stuff.
Check out The Godfather and Dogville.
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Tue 11 Dec 2012, 10:54, Reply)
This is a normal post :(((

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 11:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Ditto
HATE FERRELL
 (I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 9:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Keep buying it
I work in the helium business and I'm making cold hard cash.
 (BumCoffee Portrait videographer, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 10:41, Reply)
This is a normal post The problem is not that we use too much of it
It's that the USA is the only country that can produce it cheaply and since that means they don't make any money off it they've committed to selling off their stockpiles at rock-bottom prices to drive up the price of any remaining helium. Essentially, the market value of a balloon of helium should be around $150, given how much we need it, but the Shermans' economic policies mean that we're wasting it all doing silly voices and all that
 (I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 10:49, Reply)
This is a normal post And miss out on singing 'Annie's Song' in the style of Pinky and Perky?
That's a tough decision, and one I can't make lightly.
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 10:51, Reply)
This is a normal post they should start using hydrogen in kids balloons instead

(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 10:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Or fill the party rooms with florine,
so normal balloons float.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 10:55, Reply)
This is a normal post ^This

(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 10:58, Reply)
This is a normal post children should be content
to drag a limp balloon around behind them, all this hanging in the air bullshit gives them a ridiculous sense of ambition.
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 14:13, Reply)
This is a normal post He says we let it float off into space
That isn't correct is it? It is lighter than air, but heavier than a vacuum. Doesn't it stick around in the upper atmosphere? We can get it later, when we need it, and have longer ladders than we do now.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 11:27, Reply)
This is a normal post "Heavier"?
Sadly not on a planet with Earth's mass.
Hydrogen & Helium are able to escape the atmosphere...
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 11:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Kepp them in your sex dungeon
they'll never escape then.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 11:40, Reply)
This is a normal post I did not
know that. I presumed anything with a mass is heavier than anything without one, and would therefore be trapped.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 11:41, Reply)
This is a normal post ??? I don't understand... what hasn't got mass?
I think planets the size of Jupiter are massive enough to prevent hydrogen & helium escaping.
Also, *checks wikipedia* how close you are to a star affects it too: so the gas molecules will be more energetic.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 12:00, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not arguing!
I thought a molecule of helium was, by it's very existance, heavier than the vacuum of space and would therefore be trapped by gravity at some height. I'm no expert and if you say I'm wrong, I'm wrong.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 12:06, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not arguing either!
:)
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 12:08, Reply)
This is a normal post I think it gets enough escape velocity to get away
Perhaps at the height at which it stops rising up through the stuffmospheres the gravity is insufficient to keep it in...

...maybe. But as you say, bigger ladders!
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 11 Dec 2012, 12:12, Reply)
This is a normal post If gravity worked like that we'd be permanently stuck to anything more massive than ourselves.
Gravity is very, very weak.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 12:44, Reply)
This is a normal post My sofa
Has a huge gravitational pull. Explain that.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 12:56, Reply)
This is a normal post It's fucking massive?

(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 13:10, Reply)
This is a normal post It is actually,
and so is my arse, so I guess me sitting around all day is down to SCIENCE.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 13:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Also lots of boring guff about weight and mass not being the same thing.

(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 12:46, Reply)
This is a normal post That is not boring!
It might give me diet excuses.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 12:51, Reply)