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This is a link post Ghislaine predicted to fall off a yacht in 5... 4... 3...

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 2 Jul 2020, 14:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Elaine? Gu-his-laine? Guh-his-lawn-yeh? Jizz-lane? Jizz-lawn-yeh?

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 2 Jul 2020, 16:08, Reply)
This is a normal post gizz lane
I think
maybe jizz lane
 (sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Thu 2 Jul 2020, 16:20, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm glad we got to the bottom of that
but I'm sad her name is not jizz lawn yeah.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 2 Jul 2020, 16:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Is it a posh cum box?

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 2 Jul 2020, 16:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Eh?
Picture a lawn. A lawn of jizz. Yeah.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 2 Jul 2020, 16:56, Reply)
This is a normal post And now here's Rolf Harris with his version of the Simon and Garfunkel classic
'Jizz Over Troubled Daughter'...

/2Soon
 (I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 2 Jul 2020, 17:53, Reply)
This is a normal post BBC News just said Geez-lane, so that must be the correct way as they have a special office where you can ask how to pronounce things.
edit: and while I was typing the US reporter said Gee-lane. I don't know WHAT to believe anymore.
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Thu 2 Jul 2020, 18:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Gee like ghee or gee like gee-whizz?
I thought we'd got this sorted, come on people I'm a busy man, I don't have time for this.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 2 Jul 2020, 18:50, Reply)
This is a normal post
*bokes*
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 2 Jul 2020, 18:25, Reply)
This is a normal post I think we should introduce dedicated jizz lanes
to every major highway in the country.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 2 Jul 2020, 18:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Boris has finally cracked

(97800, Thu 2 Jul 2020, 18:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Jizz lawn made me laugh.

(I helped save b3ta! 2kindsofherring, Thu 2 Jul 2020, 20:04, Reply)
This is a normal post At least people aren’t arguing about how to pronounce Epstein any more.

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Thu 2 Jul 2020, 17:16, Reply)
This is a normal post I've long given up with American surname mispronunciation.
For a nation so deeply obsessed with their ancestry, they can't properly enunciate Slavic surnames to save their lives.

Possibly something to do with concern over sounding like a Russian spy due to the Cold War/relentless American anti-Soviet propaganda, but still.
 (Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Thu 2 Jul 2020, 17:50, Reply)
This is a normal post I’m constantly impressed with the names of the people Trump surrounds himself with.
Reince Priebert? How the hell am I supposed to be pronouncing that?
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 2 Jul 2020, 21:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Pubic Rinse?

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Thu 2 Jul 2020, 23:09, Reply)
This is a normal post If you're American, however the fuck you like, apparently.
Just ask Colin Powell, or any poor cunt named Graham.
 (Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Thu 2 Jul 2020, 23:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Alright Graham?

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 3 Jul 2020, 8:49, Reply)
This is a normal post That's Gram, to you.

(Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Fri 3 Jul 2020, 13:27, Reply)
This is a normal post 'dead' wasn't it?

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 2 Jul 2020, 21:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Does she have a yacht called Cap'n Bob?

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Thu 2 Jul 2020, 18:19, Reply)
This is a normal post And would anyone describe her mood as 'bouyant'?
(Quote of the century, that was).
 (I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 3 Jul 2020, 11:14, Reply)
This is a normal post I really hope this gets interesting
Epstein was a dirty fecker and with some plea bargaining a lot of brown stuff could be flying. But saying that she will probably be found dead in custody with a yacht in her cell.
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 2 Jul 2020, 21:00, Reply)
This is a normal post "Oh, hi! I'm surprised to hear from you...
Oh, you posted bail, huh? How much?... Jesus... Marlin fishing? ...Yeah, sure, why not..."
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 3 Jul 2020, 0:43, Reply)