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This is a link post Pissflaps Being A Dick Whilst On Holiday. NSFW

(, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 20:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post 'I like this!'

(, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 20:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Looks like a relaxing family break in the Med.

(, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 20:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post loud mouth american is american loudmouth

(, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 20:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Speaking as a coward,
I've never understood shouty people like that.

Um, let me think about that kind proposition for a moment. *pause* Nope, if it's all the same to you, it turns out that that's an offer I can refuse.
(, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 23:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post The thing is though
that shouty guy was right. The other wanker had loads of space to use
(, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 23:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah
There was a massive amount of space left there, but who knows what happened before?
(, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 23:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post one way street probably.

(, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 23:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post He was only going one way,
(, Mon 26 Aug 2013, 0:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Male Pattern Baldness Compensation Rage Syndrome

(, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 23:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post It would have been hilarious if a traffic warden came along and gave angry guy a ticket for parking on double yellows.

(, Mon 26 Aug 2013, 0:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post amazing
I noticed a few times on Maui that Dad's like that were unreasonably cross and it conflicted starkly with the truly easy-going open and friendly people that live there and the purpose of having a holiday there. It was odd and distressing.

One man filling his tank and berating the shit out of his little kid belted in tightly into the back seat. I felt sorry for the boy. Who knows what aggravation preceded the incident. It was ugly. Where everything is astoundingly beautiful. And I wonder if they are burdened with mundane non-holiday matters.

And another in a shop, a customer in line was singing along with the Christmas music piped in. Her singing was lovely but another man, from New Jersey judging by his accent and locutions, impolitely and loudly suggested she shut up, and she did.

Oddly the native people look a bit rough sometimes, they remind me of Latin roughnecks where I live, who all turn out to be teddybears once you break into the clique, kind and gentle people, each time that presumption is destroyed. So easily given to laughter, as if they are expecting you to be pleasantly amusing, and find the silliest things riotously funny.

Example. A basket full of coconuts carved into monkey heads outside a shop. I mentioned to my brother, drolly, "I heard the expression 'more fun than a barrel of monkeys' but I hadn't expected to see one," and a man dressed in black with black hair, dark complexion, one expects a knife tucked in somewhere, cracked up laughing at overhearing that, bent over and flapping, while my brother looked at me like I'm being retarded again.
(, Mon 26 Aug 2013, 1:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha What a fucking trumpet
Self centred, arrogant, violent egoist,; a lot of shouting, posturing and sabre rattling ... but eventually loses ... but will tell his friends he won. i.e. America
(, Mon 26 Aug 2013, 10:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Does he not know how Malta works?
About 6 hours after this was shot, American Dad is driving through the Sliema tunnel when Plod pull him over. They kick out his lights, ticket him for unsafe vehicle, and if he kicks off he'll get the Libyan Welcome (not a welcome).

Malta is one big family, and like all families they unite in the face in the face of twattery. And they REALLY don't like bad manners.
(, Mon 26 Aug 2013, 21:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post American foreign policy.

(, Mon 26 Aug 2013, 21:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ha!
Real-life Larry David Curb Your Enthusiasm moment!
(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 11:30, , Reply)