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This is a link post The Headline Generator I made this!
I made a new generator. This time it generates a random news headline. A bit inspired by last weeks image challenge



edit: be sure to check back as I'm continuously adding new options
 (I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha!
CONFIRMED: JIMMY CARR GETS A TASTE OF COCK

*carries on clicking*
 (I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:52, Reply)
This is a normal post bwahahahahaha
Tormented jeremy clarkson pokes out own eye with penis
 (I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Gingers explode under intense pressure.
It's funny cos it's true.
 (I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:55, Reply)
This is a normal post 'Exclusive: horse claims to have been abducted by aliens'
but horses ARE aliens
 (I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:57, Reply)
This is a normal post The was a post on the UM forums a few months ago talking about that:
www.unexplained-mysteries.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=140817&hl=
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:45, Reply)
This is a normal post silly me
I keep being horserolled
 (I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:49, Reply)
This is a normal post every time!

(I helped save b3ta! Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:37, Reply)
This is a normal post RUSSEL BRAND WEARS WOMENS CLOTHING
Well... duh!
 (wooly, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Study: vaginas will inherit the earth

(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Egocentric men cannot be milked

(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Woman wears womens clothing
SHOCK!
 (I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Confirmed: woman wears womens clothing
I'm glad that's out..
 (I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:05, Reply)
This is a normal post BWAHAHAHAHAHA
STUDY: SPARROWS HAVE NO ANUS
 (I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Confirmed: boris johnson pokes out own eye with penis
Oh yes.
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:26, Reply)
This is a normal post UNSUSPECTING PARIS HILTON FINDS MADDIE MCCANN IN OWN BASEMENT
now the sun can stop writing about that!
 (I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:28, Reply)
This is a normal post That's sublime :D

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha!
"Rumor has it gingers are best served cold"

Wonderful, sir! Thank you :)

*edit* You should turn it into a desktop widget, or even better, an automatically updating screensaver ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:28, Reply)
This is a normal post :)
if only my programming skills were actually skills
 (I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:32, Reply)
This is a normal post though I can confirm:
Rumor has it 2 out of 3 nipples cannot be milked
 (I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:35, Reply)
This is a normal post its an act of genius
the whole damn thing. its office lol day...
 (I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:33, Reply)
This is a normal post yay :)

(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Lumps of semen lost in scientific experiment!
:D
 (I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Disgust after labour member probably is a fat cunt

(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Well done sir!
"Exclusive: Jeremy Clarkson gets a taste of cock"

hahaha
 (I helped save b3ta! masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:30, Reply)
This is a normal post lol!
Britney spears gets over drug problem!
 (I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Vaginas can rip arseholes apart
I knew they couldnt be trusted
 (I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:48, Reply)
This is a normal post The silly arse...
"James Blunt burns wrong embassy!"
 (SomeLousyBum Why where you bought it?!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Also
"Unaware pig is actually retarded"
 (SomeLousyBum Why where you bought it?!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Omfg! Man rubs nipples in public

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Unsuspecting pig donates wanking cloth to tate gallery

(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Muslims to blow up something soon
and
Status quo accidently digs up hitler's remains


news of the future, I tells ya!
 (I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 15:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Confirmed: status quo rumored to be hitler's offspring

(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:46, Reply)
This is a normal post sweet jesus
'bastard prince william locked in death struggle with mother'
 (superbongboy, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 15:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Unsuspecting George Michael scheduled for deportation
Genuine LOL
 (Haz, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 19:37, Reply)