This is for Pissflaps
A new OXY advert. I swear it's terribly disgusting, but made me fucking howl with shock all the same. Contains zits being explosive. How is the human body capable of such horror? I am warning you, It's fucking foul, but funny.
That IS fucking foul, you should be equally ashamed and delighted in posting the WORSTEST ever /links post.
(pissflaps.FSPW, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 23:09,
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You depraved, sick individual!!!!
(skeltonatorNeeds some new daps., Tue 24 Jul 2012, 23:22,
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I'm not usually..
I think the music just got to me.
(Herb Alpert's Taxi DriverI have very beautiful lips, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 23:39,
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Well it certainly sets the mood for a quiet evening watching zit scat.
(skeltonatorNeeds some new daps., Tue 24 Jul 2012, 23:53,
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^THIS
You should feel appalled and thoroughly ashamed, I am sat here stunned at your deviance
(JahledThree shades of black, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 23:18,
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I do feel appalled.
I DID WARN YOU.
(Herb Alpert's Taxi DriverI have very beautiful lips, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 23:19,
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Bloody hell, if Mr 'I love going into a cage with EXTREMELY dangerous animals for a laugh' Jahled thinks the vid is bad then that speaks volumes!
(pissflaps.FSPW, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 23:20,
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And I didn't expect to be led into this enclosure by Terry who I assumed to be a friend, connected up to Adrian film maker's camera by wires. But I was cool. He was hurling a chicken at a ferocious and blood thirsty snow leopard to try and lure it towards the door. But I was cool. I only think I asked him once if it was safe
Note how i'm nearest the door :)
(JahledThree shades of black, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 23:33,
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I hope you brought spare underpants with you.
(pissflaps.FSPW, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 23:36,
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and some running shoes!
Terry must have balls like John Waynes saddle bags.
(skeltonatorNeeds some new daps., Tue 24 Jul 2012, 23:38,
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You'll see all this on Animal Planet next year Edit: I forgot, 20.00 on Chanel 5 tomorrow (Wed) "Britains Strangest Pets" featuring CST, though we had no editorial control; so we might come across as being horrible and WRONG :/
(JahledThree shades of black, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 23:45,
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That would be amazing! I hope the CST is getting a nice lump of dosh for it.
(skeltonatorNeeds some new daps., Tue 24 Jul 2012, 23:49,
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Should do indirectly
Sold it to their Asian market as well, so that's basically millions of viewers
(JahledThree shades of black, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 23:55,
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Fingers crossed for you, I'm sure the publicity should bring in a few donors in itself.
(skeltonatorNeeds some new daps., Tue 24 Jul 2012, 23:59,
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From time to time a pang of conscious overwhelms one or two of them which will pay for our conservation projects, but we could do with one of them now
(JahledThree shades of black, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 0:07,
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I read that too.
So few people could make such a massive difference to the world, everything crossed it works out for you. Give us a heads up when you are going to be on telly!
(skeltonatorNeeds some new daps., Wed 25 Jul 2012, 0:14,
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Oh I thought I saw a glimpse of CST on an advert!
Will have a watch!
(Herb Alpert's Taxi DriverI have very beautiful lips, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 23:53,
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Me to
I'm curious as to what was filmed
(JahledThree shades of black, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 0:02,
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pot kettle etc
(The ScruntWants a Dozen Pints, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 1:53,
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gah!!!
at 26 seconds i started to feel queezy and had to stop. must drink more.
(miss fortunatelast posted ages ago, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 23:13,
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Ordinarily I would say watch it
it's just astonishing! But, not very nice so don't.
(Herb Alpert's Taxi DriverI have very beautiful lips, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 23:17,
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haha,
i think i will avoid this one, i have yet to have dinner. :)
(miss fortunatelast posted ages ago, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 23:22,
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You'll love it, watch it first.
I hope you are having mayonaisse and ketchup on your dinner! :D
(skeltonatorNeeds some new daps., Tue 24 Jul 2012, 23:32,
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nope not gonna watch it.
i no longer trust you. haha
(miss fortunatelast posted ages ago, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 23:39,
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:(
(skeltonatorNeeds some new daps., Tue 24 Jul 2012, 23:51,
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aww.. no frowny face.
i will watch it after i drink the rest of this bottle. happy now? :)
(miss fortunatelast posted ages ago, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 0:01,
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TBT!?!?!
Get on missy! I knew you wouldn't let us down!
:D
(skeltonatorNeeds some new daps., Wed 25 Jul 2012, 0:02,
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Chin Chin!
(skeltonatorNeeds some new daps., Wed 25 Jul 2012, 0:25,
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What is a zit?
They can't be the same as spots, because I've had spots before, and they've never been anywhere NEARA as volcanic as that!
(Extinct Jesus Dossier"...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 24 Jul 2012, 23:48,
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Hate to break it to you but
you'll understand once you hit puberty :)
(Pig Bodine., Wed 25 Jul 2012, 3:04,
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Why will no-one tell me anything before then?!!!
*runs off to slit things*
(Extinct Jesus Dossier"...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 25 Jul 2012, 9:58,
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brown recluse spider bite spots bursting
Some of the most horrid moving images ive ever witnessed.
(tatersBah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 23:50,
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POIDH
(skeltonatorNeeds some new daps., Wed 25 Jul 2012, 0:00,
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this
was one of the most disgusting things I have ever seen in all my years on the internet. and that really, really, means something.
(JeremyBeadlesHands, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 1:31,
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Gahhh - yup. This is the one.
Its fucking horrible, yet i still found myself watching most of it again. There's another one too which is... 'stringier', but i cant find it.
What the fuck does POIDH mean, by the way??
(tatersBah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 6:51,
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Pictures or it didn't happen.
(wheresthefishPartly filled with wrong, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 9:10,
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Bott fly larvae hatching from a guys stomach was pretty gross mind.
(skeltonatorNeeds some new daps., Wed 25 Jul 2012, 0:01,
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guinea worm
has to be the worst. saw a documentary on that one, couldn't sleep for a week.
(miss fortunatelast posted ages ago, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 0:13,
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I think I'll be leaving that one for now, I had a barbeque earlier and I don't think i'd enjoy it.
I'll have a crack at it at a later date though. For sure. It's good to know about these things.
(skeltonatorNeeds some new daps., Wed 25 Jul 2012, 0:18,
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do look it up at a later date.
it will make your skin crawl. :)
(miss fortunatelast posted ages ago, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 0:27,
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Hooray!
(skeltonatorNeeds some new daps., Wed 25 Jul 2012, 0:30,
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i think /links should just be renamed /Tabs+Pissflaps Forum
(augsavforgot about B3ta, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 0:00,
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fuck you bender
(pissflaps.FSPW, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 0:51,
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thats put me right off me creme egg
(chopchopchopchopchopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 0:30,
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I think the problem with the people
in this video has nothing to do with what they wash with, but that they just don't wash!
At 0:24/0:25 what the fuck is that?!
Look's like something from a specialized Japanese vid is having a go at it.
(Pig Bodine., Wed 25 Jul 2012, 3:07,
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You're all fucking sick
*bokes*
(FadgebadgerSweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 8:36,
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Some of those look like sebaceous gland cysts. Youtube is FULL of those types of videos.
As for the Guinea Worm, I remember seeing that first on the first red Nose day. I'd like to extract one of those from my leg, I think it would feel nice.
(redazrilI LIKE DRUGS!, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 9:17,
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I think you need help.
(skeltonatorNeeds some new daps., Wed 25 Jul 2012, 11:37,
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