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This is a link post This is the most fucking awesome thing I've ever seen
(apart from the quite cruel horse stunts)
(I helped save b3ta! Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 0:16, Reply)
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Pure evil, tripping up horses like that, but it was almost worth it. Ridiculously badass.
 (randomkaraoke is seeking mong-wobble-gif mongering on, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 0:32, Reply)
This is a normal post To be fair,
He does stop two horses by ramming his nuts into a lamppost. Everyone gets to suffer a bit.
 (I helped save b3ta! wangmaster2000, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 10:42, Reply)
This is a normal post HAHA sliding horse though!

(I helped save b3ta! morrybyte made a subtle namechange at, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 0:35, Reply)
This is a normal post An average day in Mumbai
and it would appear they don't love horses..
 (asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 0:38, Reply)
This is a normal post ...but...
They're the best of all the animals!
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 2:16, Reply)
This is a normal post I hate horses and their stupid big grass eating heads
and that was pretty spectacular, if a bit unfair to the horses and automobiles.
 (Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 0:52, Reply)
This is a normal post I watched it with the volume down but playing the james bond theme tune in my head
works much better
 (I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 0:54, Reply)
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But the distorted shrill tones and implausably bad frequency EQ are all part of the drama!
 (randomkaraoke is seeking mong-wobble-gif mongering on, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 0:56, Reply)
This is a normal post I can't help thinking that life would be immeasurably improved by
-police with lassoos
-horse that make squealing brake noises when they stop abruptly
-cars that blow up for no reason whatsoever
 (Hal Baffe, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 0:57, Reply)
This is a normal post I've seen the sliding horse scene as a GIF before,
it doesn't make much more sense now that I've finally seen it in context.
 (I helped save b3ta! benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 0:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Simply couldn't have been better.

(mrmonkfish yolo420weedwizard, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 1:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Ummm, maybe some of the cops could have shot lasers?

(UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 1:14, Reply)
This is a normal post There's also a distinct lack of nudity, exploding heads and crude puns

(Hal Baffe, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 1:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Just fucking no!
It was very enjoyable up until the horse abuse. This is wrong on far too many levels.
 (I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 2:09, Reply)
This is a normal post haha
"horse abuse"
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 8:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Hmmm.....
I really hope there aren't people on this board seeing this film and thinking it looks awesome, but haven't seen the best of Jackie Chan's films.

also...Was it really necessary to kill some horses? They're the best of all the animals.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 2:17, Reply)
This is a normal post my favorite part -- 1:16
where the horses hooves diddle around into the broken windscreen, and manage to pull back out
 (I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 2:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Nobody should ever make another film
This will never be beaten
 (I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 5:06, Reply)
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Scene is from Alluda Majaka (1995), starring the "Megastar" Chiranjeevi and directed by E.V.V. Satyanarayana. Action choreography is by Vijayan.
 (randomkaraoke is seeking mong-wobble-gif mongering on, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 9:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Aaaaaand ACTION!
The director really meant it this time.

And fuck the horses...they are a dman sight better off in the hands of 1970s Indians than they were in 15th Century Frenchmen. Agincourt bitches!
 (I helped save b3ta! ProjectWeasel The Bird is the Word, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 18:20, Reply)
This is a normal post "No animals were harmed during the making of this movie"
Ah, who the fuck are we kidding? Seventeen horses died, and three were badly injured but will live.(We also lost three stuntman and thirty two extras).
 (I helped save b3ta! Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 18:33, Reply)
This is a normal post If only they could combine with this..
www.b3ta.com/links/413074
Oh, and horsebrakes for the win!
 (I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 11:58, Reply)