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This is a link post Shed of the year 2019 is open for entries
YES we are still doing this, after 12 years of pure shed based joy.

Entry for shed of the year 2019 is open until Monday 17th June 2019

You can add your shed here www.readersheds.co.uk/shedme.cfm

Or view all the current entries that the sheddies have built

www.readersheds.co.uk/share.cfm

Anyway here is last years winner with a crown and a bee hive on it's roof.


 (I helped save b3ta! unclewilco, Thu 16 May 2019, 16:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post MODS

(97800, Thu 16 May 2019, 18:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post What's your policy on cuntsheds?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 16 May 2019, 23:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post we are a welcoming society

(I helped save b3ta! unclewilco, Thu 16 May 2019, 23:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well I'll visit but I'm not staying long

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 May 2019, 3:59, , Reply)
This is a link post Plagues of Ancient Egypt I made this!

(I helped save b3ta! chipping sodbury, Thu 16 May 2019, 12:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post this deserves more replies
so here is one saying it's great as usual
 (horrid, Thu 16 May 2019, 21:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post I know but you run out of superlatives

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 16 May 2019, 22:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post 'most biblical' will probably do this time

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 17 May 2019, 8:30, , Reply)
This is a link post Nice buttresses
Youtube's algorithm turns up another gem.
(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 16 May 2019, 10:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nice, indeed
A buttress is also a pleasantly-shaped and potentially perilous distraction from romantic restaurant etiquette.
 (roysin, Thu 16 May 2019, 11:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Romantic, what is this?

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 16 May 2019, 16:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post
It's when you tell her she doesn't have to order off the 99p saver menu.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 16 May 2019, 17:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post butt tresses
Arse hair
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 16 May 2019, 21:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post I was surprised too.
Still did...
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 16 May 2019, 21:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post that were good

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Thu 16 May 2019, 12:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Like and subscribe to show your support.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 16 May 2019, 21:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Landing on a closed runway, surely?

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 16 May 2019, 13:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Perfect Storm of Errors
merrily conspiring to provoke a smoking, fleshy mess.
 (roysin, Thu 16 May 2019, 14:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Well they all seem to be running as if their lives depended on it.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 16 May 2019, 14:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Minus the occupants, presumably
of both aircraft and control tower.
 (roysin, Thu 16 May 2019, 14:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post They've got high-vis outfits on.
That should make them impervious to any accidents.
 (I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Thu 16 May 2019, 16:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post
accidents CGI aircraft
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 16 May 2019, 16:14, , Reply)
This is a link post Sexy weasels in Renaissance art

(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Thu 16 May 2019, 8:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post SEX WEASELS!
\o/
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Thu 16 May 2019, 9:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post nice article, personally I never have trouble telling which is which because
weasels are weasily identified and stoats are stoatally different.
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 16 May 2019, 10:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ok then Mr Packham
How do you tell the difference between a Buffalo and a Bison?
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 16 May 2019, 11:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post The former has wings.

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 16 May 2019, 11:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post
You can't wash your hands in a Buffalo.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 16 May 2019, 11:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes you can.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 16 May 2019, 12:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post *tries the buffalo/bison veal*

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 16 May 2019, 12:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post enjoyed that

(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 16 May 2019, 14:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post I wonder if Girl with a squirrel and a starling
Can be grouped with those.

Bloody good painting regardless though.
 (I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Thu 16 May 2019, 21:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post also: red circles

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 16 May 2019, 23:34, , Reply)
This is a link post School nurse: a report

(I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Thu 16 May 2019, 6:35, , Reply)
This is a link post Leopard and hyena share a meal
'The predators sat side-by-side as they feasted. Normally, a hyena will call in her clan members when a kill is located. However, these two unlikely friends appeared to reach an unspoken agreement. If the leopard chased off the hyena, she would call for support and soon the leopard would be overwhelmed and lose everything. If the hyena prematurely alerted her clan, she would be forced to share her find with many more mouths.'
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 16 May 2019, 6:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Interesting situation.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 16 May 2019, 16:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post She's a right laugh, but he's a real stick in the mud.
He just can't change his spots.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 16 May 2019, 20:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post I too cringe at the anthropomorphism.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 16 May 2019, 22:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post what happens if the ice cream van turns up?

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 16 May 2019, 17:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post {:-)

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 16 May 2019, 22:00, , Reply)
This is a link post Tyrion negotiates with the French.
Filed under "I wish I'd thought of this".
(SonofRojBlake, Wed 15 May 2019, 23:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post That works
Although i don't know who or what Tyrion is.
 (Sherbs, Thu 16 May 2019, 5:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post A character from a TV drama
For a while he was witty, and cast light on the human condition. He did more to boost the prostitution industry than anyone, real or fictional, in human history. And he edged out Daniel Quilp as the most interesting dwarf in fiction.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Thu 16 May 2019, 19:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post hah

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Thu 16 May 2019, 9:21, , Reply)
This is a link post Howard Stern - Queen La Queefah NSFW

(ohidunno, Wed 15 May 2019, 22:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well, quite.

(97800, Thu 16 May 2019, 0:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Also known as the inflatable woman.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 16 May 2019, 0:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post From Queefland Ohio

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Thu 16 May 2019, 9:24, , Reply)
This is a link post Orson Welles doesn't like your script
Brief ad out-take
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 15 May 2019, 22:20, , Reply)
This is a link post Eddie Parp - Time Wanderer
Eddie Parp - Time Wanderer
(swank, Wed 15 May 2019, 21:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hehe
Like it
 (Sherbs, Thu 16 May 2019, 10:17, , Reply)
This is a link post bags of snack for only 7p

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Wed 15 May 2019, 21:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh,
we're doing this, are we?
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 15 May 2019, 22:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post I remember that

(Sherbs, Thu 16 May 2019, 9:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Barrow-in-furness
getting its claim to fame in!
 (gearanach #wankwankwank, Thu 16 May 2019, 11:10, , Reply)
This is a link post Life-saving equipment installed at crematorium
My irony gland just exploded.
 (I helped save b3ta! notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Wed 15 May 2019, 19:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post That website gave my computer AIDS.

(97800, Wed 15 May 2019, 19:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bad AIDS?

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Wed 15 May 2019, 19:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post We call them "Elastoplast" over here.

(97800, Wed 15 May 2019, 19:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's never too late.
You just need to remember to shout 'clear!' again when the ash cloud has settled.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 16 May 2019, 5:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post

(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Thu 16 May 2019, 10:31, , Reply)
This is a link post Mark Heap, in this sketch NSFW
is fucking brilliant. NSFW for the word fucking in the description. Twice.
(I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Wed 15 May 2019, 18:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post he usually is

(horrid, Wed 15 May 2019, 20:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-VlecpEasU
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Wed 15 May 2019, 20:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post I recently rewatched all of BT.
I definitely appreciated MH's contribution more this time around.
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 15 May 2019, 20:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes he's top quality.
He's pretty much the best bit in all of Spaced, Brass Eye, Big Train, Jam and Green Wing.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 15 May 2019, 20:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Leonard Hatred in Look Around You series 2
one of my all time favorites..
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Wed 15 May 2019, 21:08, , Reply)
This is a link post Hasidic Jews playing "Shine on you Crazy Diamond"

(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Wed 15 May 2019, 18:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post roger waters grauniad article incoming...
*hides under iron dome*
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Wed 15 May 2019, 18:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Roger Waters is a big BDS fan so he might take a dim view of this sort of thing.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 15 May 2019, 19:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm pretty sure they won't read this.
Perhaps if you were to go to Jerusalem and tell them in person.
 (I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Thu 16 May 2019, 16:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post shine on you crazy diamond merchant

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 16 May 2019, 6:14, , Reply)
This is a link post Hatching peregrine falcons on Novichok Towers!
Um. I mean Salisbury cathedral.


 (I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 15 May 2019, 17:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is relevant to my interests
edit:

Sussex Heights pair hatched their first yesterday.
https://youtu.be/uhxLQJ8PUk8
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 15 May 2019, 19:01, , Reply)
This is a link post The Jeremy Kyle Song NSFW I made this!
Posted ages ago but I thought I'd dust it off given the latest shenanigans.
NSFW due to cat shagging.
(Leemondus, Wed 15 May 2019, 16:53, , Reply)
This is a link post Charles Bradley cover of Black Sabbaths "Changes"
^
(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Wed 15 May 2019, 16:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Up there with
Jeff Buckley's Hallelujah, or Sinead O'Connor's Nothing Compares 2U for taking a shite song and making it great.
 (I helped save b3ta! George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Wed 15 May 2019, 17:55, , Reply)

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