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This is a link post Something to look forward to
Well looking forward is the most comfortable way to watch TV I suppose
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Sat 18 May 2019, 17:41, Reply)
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I still have dreams about those vulture things 30 years later.
 (chasbo zelena Real Immodesty, Sat 18 May 2019, 19:32, Reply)
This is a normal post I always remember the chamberlain with that noise that he makes
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVIrGONcCu4
 (Sherbs, Sun 19 May 2019, 0:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Rediscover the age of wonder...
...by just watching the original.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Sat 18 May 2019, 22:26, Reply)
This is a link post Black Power!

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Sat 18 May 2019, 17:04, Reply)
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Are white people allowed to comment on this thread without looking stupid?
 (chasbo zelena Real Immodesty, Sun 19 May 2019, 7:33, Reply)
This is a normal post They can try...

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Sun 19 May 2019, 15:26, Reply)
This is a normal post I lasted the first 11 seconds of cheese.

(chompedhomas, Mon 20 May 2019, 1:21, Reply)
This is a link post Deer heads pop song. NSFW I made this!
Just finished this today.
(wankdog, Sat 18 May 2019, 15:41, Reply)
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Without watching, is the twist that the bird actually looks like a horse upon removal of the mask? Despite tibbies in the preview, and all..
 (Enron Hubbard had a big meaty piss on, Sat 18 May 2019, 18:42, Reply)
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Yes.
 (chasbo zelena Real Immodesty, Sat 18 May 2019, 19:24, Reply)
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You would be amazed how hard it was to get a girl to dance naked in the shower wearing a horses head. We went through several escort agencies, who thought they were doing soft drink commercials, then balked when the bloody horses head came in.
 (chasbo zelena Real Immodesty, Sat 18 May 2019, 19:28, Reply)
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God help us, they must have been back of the Metro ad - type prossies
 (Enron Hubbard had a big meaty piss on, Sat 18 May 2019, 20:32, Reply)
This is a normal post So you decided to go with a silicone mask of a horse instead.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 18 May 2019, 21:02, Reply)
This is a normal post That's an unpleasant sig you have.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sat 18 May 2019, 23:41, Reply)
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The experiment was. If we have a boob thumbnail, but with an art house slant, the thumbnail will get many more clicks as the viewer won't feel like a perve. Results so far proove...
.... Inconclusive.
 (chasbo zelena Real Immodesty, Sun 19 May 2019, 6:31, Reply)
This is a link post Trump photos with an extremely long tie
Sorry that it's a trump link
 (Sherbs, Sat 18 May 2019, 13:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Like a broken pull string doll.

(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Sat 18 May 2019, 16:01, Reply)
This is a normal post I think our mainline termini are much the poorer for the demise of Tie Rack.
They were a metaphor for modern life. Destination futile, tasteless retail.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 18 May 2019, 18:02, Reply)
This is a normal post For some inexplicable reason....
... I found this progressively far funnier than it had any right to be. By the time I reached the end I was in serious danger of pissing my pants (but that is a normal occurrence with my advancing years).

I think that I was set on this slippery slope to terminal chucklement by the premise that people are making photos of Trump with a long tie purely to annoy him.

Merkins do have a sense of humour after all - though I do believe they spell it incorrectly.
 (Anthony Burgess' Chocolate Orange, Sat 18 May 2019, 21:47, Reply)
This is a normal post The thing is, if it were anyone else it wouldn't be nearly as funny.
Because you just know that Donald's temperament would make him get all sulky and personally defensive in response to this.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Sun 19 May 2019, 10:54, Reply)
This is a link post Outstanding political advertisement

(barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Sat 18 May 2019, 12:27, Reply)
This is a normal post I miss Pulp

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 18 May 2019, 14:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Do you remember the first time?

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 18 May 2019, 18:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Scroll down to the chickennation link in the comments!

(Clying Crayon draws the wrong conclusion, Sat 18 May 2019, 23:39, Reply)
This is a link post Morning Routine I made this!
A lot of you have been asking me about my morning routine, so I've decided to share it with you. It'll make you better than you are.
 (InflammableHound may be recorded for training porpoises, Sat 18 May 2019, 12:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Good stuff

(97800, Sat 18 May 2019, 12:56, Reply)
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Nice one Cap.
 (chasbo zelena Real Immodesty, Sat 18 May 2019, 13:14, Reply)
This is a link post Reason and Emotion (1943)
Like an early version of Inside Out that takes a sharp turn into anti-Nazi propaganda.
(I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Sat 18 May 2019, 0:01, Reply)
This is a link post Yee Ha!

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Fri 17 May 2019, 23:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Enjoyed that. Reminds me of the Whites of West Virginia
https://youtu.be/LYANAHEwZ6g
 (I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Sat 18 May 2019, 5:26, Reply)
This is a normal post I wonder who won?

(Sherbs, Sat 18 May 2019, 10:54, Reply)
This is a normal post After watching that
I'd say we are all winners.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Sun 19 May 2019, 11:18, Reply)
This is a link post Indie Game Review: Shower Game I made this!
No... not THAT shower game... THIS shower game.

Warning: contains Kyle.
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Fri 17 May 2019, 21:56, Reply)
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Booooooooooze
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 17 May 2019, 22:20, Reply)
This is a normal post There's Jeremy Hillary Boob
From The Beatles film 'Yellow Submarine'
Also that Top Gear bloke Clarkson

Image and video hosting by TinyPic
 (Sherbs, Sat 18 May 2019, 10:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Blast, I have to listen to 'Nowhere Man' now.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 18 May 2019, 16:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Disappointed there's no multiplayer mode

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Sat 18 May 2019, 15:15, Reply)
This is a link post You wait all day and then...
er, actually you just wait all day.
 (PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Fri 17 May 2019, 21:29, Reply)
This is a normal post someone should put in a fake timetable for a service called Godot

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 17 May 2019, 22:50, Reply)
This is a normal post And a poster

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sat 18 May 2019, 9:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Applies to those TV License folk, too.
"Any day now!"
 (Huw Edwards Yer Maw's got the Hantavirus, Sat 18 May 2019, 9:17, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm still waiting for official confirmation of my court appearance, Capita haven't been very specific so far as to what day it'll be.
Or in fact what crime I've committed.
 (97800, Sat 18 May 2019, 12:40, Reply)
This is a link post Entrance of the Gladiators cover

(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Fri 17 May 2019, 20:57, Reply)
This is a normal post We live in a truly strange world.

(ThisIsMyRealName, Fri 17 May 2019, 21:29, Reply)
This is a normal post "Chinese curse" redirects here.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/May_you_live_in_interesting_times
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 17 May 2019, 22:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Apropo

(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Sat 18 May 2019, 16:01, Reply)
This is a link post Tits, Uzis, Death and Frisbees

(Paint! Another one lost, Fri 17 May 2019, 18:08, Reply)
This is a normal post I know what this is
without having to click through.
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Fri 17 May 2019, 18:33, Reply)
This is a normal post You should click it

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 17 May 2019, 18:43, Reply)
This is a normal post ^

(97800, Fri 17 May 2019, 18:50, Reply)
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Does the frisbee have razor. blades? Asking for a friend.
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Fri 17 May 2019, 20:01, Reply)
This is a normal post New Tarantino flick?

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Fri 17 May 2019, 21:30, Reply)
This is a link post Turkish Funk
It doesn't get going until the 4 minute mark, but then they let rip with the funky hummus thang. Nice costumes though.
(plankton, Fri 17 May 2019, 15:25, Reply)
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Excellent
 (MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Sat 18 May 2019, 19:33, Reply)
This is a link post The Tech of Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse
Settle in, here comes a large slice of beautiful comic book animation pie.
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Fri 17 May 2019, 13:58, Reply)
This is a normal post I have the 4k steelbook
Its a thing of beauty.
 (I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 18 May 2019, 17:52, Reply)
This is a link post RIP Grumpy Cat

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 17 May 2019, 10:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh noes {:-(
Should have it stuffed for posterity.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 17 May 2019, 13:06, Reply)
This is a normal post and added propellors

[2]
 (97800, Fri 17 May 2019, 18:51, Reply)
This is a normal post ^this^
it's what we would have wanted
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Fri 17 May 2019, 20:03, Reply)
This is a normal post {:-D

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 17 May 2019, 20:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Michael Ellis has no humanism

(97800, Fri 17 May 2019, 20:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Never forgive.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 17 May 2019, 20:55, Reply)
This is a normal post that's no age

(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 17 May 2019, 13:46, Reply)
This is a normal post It was rather genetically challenged.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 17 May 2019, 14:18, Reply)
This is a normal post So are the royal family
But those fukkers live forever.
 (Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Fri 17 May 2019, 15:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Clones

(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Fri 17 May 2019, 16:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Lizards

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 17 May 2019, 17:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Well except the ones they hid away.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 17 May 2019, 17:56, Reply)
This is a normal post And those petulant princesses with a penchant for publicity.
Take note, Rachel.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 18 May 2019, 18:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Poor little grumpy bastard

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 17 May 2019, 16:51, Reply)
This is a normal post he tried life once
maybe even up to nine times
it was awful
he hated it
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 17 May 2019, 18:22, Reply)
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she
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 17 May 2019, 18:35, Reply)
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is the cat's mother
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 17 May 2019, 19:16, Reply)
This is a normal post I always thought it was 'grandmother'
But it seems I was wrong. Bit sad now.
Not about grumpy cat. About me getting it wrong all this time.

me, me, me me...
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Fri 17 May 2019, 20:06, Reply)
This is a normal post not so happy now are ya?.......oh

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 17 May 2019, 17:13, Reply)
This is a link post Super Mitchell Bros - Utter Philth

(Sherbs, Fri 17 May 2019, 9:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice
I thought dogbomb had an early start on the sauce this week for a second when I saw the thumbnail.
 (I helped save b3ta! George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Fri 17 May 2019, 10:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Talking of which
Where is the tardy get?
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 17 May 2019, 18:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Jesus Christ...
You want the moon on a stick!
 (I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Fri 17 May 2019, 21:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Nope
Just booze. It’s always booze with him.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 17 May 2019, 22:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant.
Good find.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Fri 17 May 2019, 10:24, Reply)
This is a normal post wonderful.
Perfectly timed Dot Cotton OOOOOH I SAY
 (I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 17 May 2019, 11:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Ace
Love his stuff!
 (mrmenfolk, Fri 17 May 2019, 14:20, Reply)
This is a link post Abyssinian Ground Hornbill recycles plastic cups
Probably a less catchy title than Sneezing Baby Panda
(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 17 May 2019, 9:48, Reply)
This is a normal post I like the way it walks
Elegant and stylish
 (Sherbs, Fri 17 May 2019, 11:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Yup...
and then sticks it's beak in a bin!
 (mcvpjd3 Has no Board Sig yet, Fri 17 May 2019, 12:47, Reply)
This is a normal post It could be trained to stick its bum in the bin when necessary.

(Sherbs, Fri 17 May 2019, 16:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Unfortunately we've trained out bin chickens to take stuff out of bins

(gijoel, Fri 17 May 2019, 12:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Cats and foxes take the remains of chickens out of bins with stuffing

(Sherbs, Fri 17 May 2019, 16:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Hounds rip the stuffing out of foxes.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 17 May 2019, 17:58, Reply)
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Kate Bush?
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Fri 17 May 2019, 20:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Certainly, bit gc though
www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8jQl_zOKm4

Still makes me smile, although the one held in Berlin was much too organised.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oa1NiXk132s
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 17 May 2019, 20:54, Reply)
This is a normal post lovely but
I don't see anyone getting torn to pieces
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Sat 18 May 2019, 10:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Bit like goats that will mow your yard.
We need more animals trained to do chores. I could use a couple of kitchen otters.
 (I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Fri 17 May 2019, 16:29, Reply)
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youtu.be/zLi6NOxX-tE
 (I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Fri 17 May 2019, 18:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Ursusexuals

(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Fri 17 May 2019, 18:49, Reply)
This is a link post So BT ordered a new logo, yeah?
Reminds me of: You know, for kids! FOR KIDS!

Edit: Fuck, reading the comments (in the Graun- I know I shouldn't) that allegedly cost £900k. I need to get into this game.
 (suvrad now hopes he’s given you covid-22 on, Thu 16 May 2019, 23:23, Reply)
This is a normal post What, no 'swoosh'?

(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 16 May 2019, 23:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Turn it sideways
appropriate emoji
 (97800, Fri 17 May 2019, 0:37, Reply)
This is a normal post It's going to be rolled out from August apparently. Good thing it's round.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 May 2019, 4:01, Reply)
This is a normal post From the “Fuck it, that’ll do” design agency?

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 17 May 2019, 6:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Would have worked with a better font I reckon
Gill sans basically
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 17 May 2019, 7:03, Reply)
This is a normal post looks like the logo of a failed, unimaginative cryptocurrency

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 17 May 2019, 7:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Can you imagine the bullshit spouted when presenting this?
'Clear Vision'

'Crisp lines and focus'

'Will save thousands on blue ink'
 (LetsGetDownToIt, Fri 17 May 2019, 10:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Elegant
Classic
Bold
Conservative
Simple

Basically you can dress it up however you want
 (97800, Fri 17 May 2019, 10:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Shit

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 17 May 2019, 13:02, Reply)
This is a link post This is really fun

(I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Thu 16 May 2019, 21:01, Reply)
This is a normal post It is!

(I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Thu 16 May 2019, 21:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Definitely my second favourite video
Showing shenanigans with ping pong balls
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Thu 16 May 2019, 23:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Squeak squeak

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Fri 17 May 2019, 6:48, Reply)
This is a link post Wanna but Tommeh's house?
I'd imagine the deliveries of parcels of shit will eventually dwindle
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Thu 16 May 2019, 19:32, Reply)
This is a normal post I was going to buy it but
more than average fitted integral appliances simply will not do they have to be better than average.
 (I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Thu 16 May 2019, 19:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Looks very white

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 16 May 2019, 20:38, Reply)
This is a normal post "By-folding doors"?
Six times, FFS...

I'd ask for £100K off just for that...
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 16 May 2019, 20:40, Reply)
This is a normal post More like far right move amirite?
Is this thing on?
 (I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Thu 16 May 2019, 21:01, Reply)
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*applauds
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Fri 17 May 2019, 8:03, Reply)
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*cough*
 (I helped save b3ta! George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Fri 17 May 2019, 8:19, Reply)
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.erm...




er





Anyone seen Hard Ticket To Hawaii ?
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Fri 17 May 2019, 20:24, Reply)
This is a normal post those recently sold nearby properties at about 30-40% of the asking price wouldn't be comparable would they?
This isn't some way of getting funding indirectly?
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 16 May 2019, 22:35, Reply)
This is a normal post This is the house that racism built?
If that's a fact I'm going to have to start being an even bigger cunt to everyone.
 (suvrad now hopes he’s given you covid-22 on, Thu 16 May 2019, 23:08, Reply)
This is a normal post He's on the Prison chow diet now!

(chompedhomas, Fri 17 May 2019, 4:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Not many books on shelves

(LetsGetDownToIt, Fri 17 May 2019, 10:51, Reply)

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