THE LADY IN RED by Chris De Burgh performed by the man from the British Pork advert (1984)
Obviously. Surprised no-one had thought of it before tbh.

(horrid, Tue 14 Feb 2023, 14:17, Share, More)

Let's end the Time War again!


( Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Mon 13 Feb 2023, 22:14, Share, More)

I don't think people in the comments section are taking this new film seriously.
I loved the part where everything explodes all the time.

(plankton, Mon 13 Feb 2023, 13:05, Share, More)

Must be glass cocks
Some n00b b3tans might enjoy!?

(( * )( * ) Fuck the Clique!, Sun 12 Feb 2023, 19:06, Share, More)

How Many World Cups Have You Got Left? I made this!
My shit idea was published in the "things we'd like to see" section of B3ta email 809 - 04 Mar 2022

* HOW MANY WORLD CUPS DO I HAVE LEFT? Frankiemachine writes, "Just before the last world cup i was at a football match and the miserable old gits behind me were trying to work out how many world cups they had left before they died. If I had the skills I would make a calculator that took your current age, country etc, and then divided how many years you have left by 4. Stupidness aside, it did make me think it was quite a good way of making you realise how life is short and we should make the most of it."

At the time I couldn't much be arsed to actually do it, but then one visit to ChatGPT for the code and Midjourney for the lovely sad Grandad with bleak trophy graphic and here it is. Took me about 30 minutes.

They still can't do hands though, don't worry

How Many Men's FIFA World Cups Have I Got Left Calculator


(rob-frankosonic, Mon 13 Feb 2023, 18:01, Share, More)

The House On The Borderlan I made this!
Another video by me, this one's a tribute to all the local comics shops of long ago, and the profound effect they had on the places they landed in and the people who found them... including me!

(MJHibbett, Mon 13 Feb 2023, 13:47, Share, More)

Alan!


( Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Sun 12 Feb 2023, 21:11, Share, More)

A short apocalypse story using AI NSFW I made this!
Warning - b00bies!
( ProjectWeasel The Bird is the Word, Sat 11 Feb 2023, 15:35, Share, More)

Watched this last night after reading a couple of glowing reviews and was absolutely blown away*
I don't find politicians (particularly Merkin politicians) to be particularly endearing at the best of times, but Gabby Giffords' glowing personality and sheer hard bastardness in the face of such profoundly shit circumstances is inspiring.

*no pun intended

(Swagatha_Christie is a registered socks offender, Sat 11 Feb 2023, 12:07, Share, More)

Big balls. I made this!
After spending far too much time building a big church, I thought it was time to work on my ball technique.
(bowi555 built like a steakhouse but handles like a bistro, Sun 12 Feb 2023, 14:19, Share, More)

Hyperion: Bonkers 1960s Single Stage To Orbit concept
The perfect launch system for inland states who happen to have a spare 1.7km mountain and 3km of reinforced railway track.

( brb redeemed this feature on, Sat 11 Feb 2023, 17:52, Share, More)

Doodles hidden in a 1,300-year-old book

( Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 9 Feb 2023, 9:14, Share, More)

I'm not a royalist BUT
I mean, it's a bit shit, ain't it
( Fadgebadger (1 like), Sat 11 Feb 2023, 8:56, Share, More)

Elephant Food Is for the Strongest Teeth
Dambe is an ancestral martial art practised by the Hausa ethnic group in Nigeria. During matches, competitors strike – with a single arm wrapped tightly in cloth, as well as with their legs – to knock their opponents to the ground.


(MC Chicken Sandwich Me gusta ver la pornografía de los milfs., Fri 10 Feb 2023, 19:51, Share, More)

Child prodigy sings an ode to a rugby try against Scotland
moving

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 10 Feb 2023, 14:05, Share, More)

Hello I've done a track again. I made this!


( quackpipe swings like a pendulum do, Fri 10 Feb 2023, 15:11, Share, More)

Burt! Awwwwww! Bye Mr Bacharach...


( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 9 Feb 2023, 15:51, Share, More)

Reminded of this by the Cleese-baiting below
Saturday Morning Breakfast Comic on ethical progress and redundancy.
( Invisible Wizard - 8th Level Catwrangler, Thu 9 Feb 2023, 16:33, Share, More)

Apologies for the twitter link
but 30p Lee does a shudderingly awful fuckup of an interview on BBC Radio Nottingham. Then demands it not go out.

— Link to tweet

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 9 Feb 2023, 14:36, Share, More)

Barcode-boarding


(Sherbs, Thu 9 Feb 2023, 10:23, Share, More)