Senokot or other gut unbunger adverts...
Does anyone else automatically insert the words "Shit yourself" between "go on" and "enjoy your day"?

Must just be me then... :)
(Mr Joe Bangles, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 5:06, Reply)

People who look like their pets.


More in the comments.
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 2:52, 2 replies)

Mitsubishi
The car ad shown during 'you've been framed' where the blonde loses her skirt when the car drives off. I get a twinge every time.
(SE 27139 What the fuck is THAT?, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 2:44, Reply)

That SMASH advert
wuth the martians (?) used to scare the shit out of me as a kid, as did the TV series 'the tripods'...
(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 2:24, 1 reply)

Poo at Paul's house.

(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 2:19, 1 reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDqKC27nF7s

Spontex ad with the cheeky hedgehog, love it!

Also, everything by this beer company! Only seen them on the net, but I wish they were on british tv!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHcL40ALOJ8&feature=related

www.youtube.com/watch?v=3iKhA7kP6ec&feature=related

same formula, but it works!
(shanterbabs, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 2:06, Reply)

Cravendale
probably bindun
Someone had plenty of illegal substances
(shinypurplebit booked his tickets (yay) on, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 2:05, 1 reply)

...and one I always loved
www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-Y3AsZ19Hc

Classic Toyota ad that casued one hell of a stink, as the best ads often do.
(ElGranto, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 1:04, Reply)

Telecom XT
When Telecom launched their new XT cellphone network here they ran a few ads featuring Richard Hammond demonstrating how awesome the new network was by, say, texting a photo from one cellphone to another and racing a jetboat against the signal to see which would reach the finish line first. It was among the most asinine advert I have ever seen (and adverts can be pretty fucking asinine) and, apparently, half the country agreed with me. Funny thing is, the XT network turned out to be amazingly shit and now Telecom has extreme eggs on their face.

I hate the ad too much to searcch for it on YouTube, but it shouldn't be hard to find if you like seeing ol' Hammond act like a wanker.

Also, that fucking Cadbury ad with those creepy kids and their wriggling eyebrows. URGH.
(ElGranto, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 1:00, Reply)

I made a rap about TV ads...
soundcloud.com/slapdash/the-breaks-mp3
( Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 0:39, 1 reply)

Lady fingers reminded me of this
African ad for condoms..

I had never seen it before this week but it's a great commercial.
Although suggesting this is a good idea to try on the streets of Bristol/Liverpool/Manchester etc, may get you an umbrella in the nuts.

Or one in the ego....
Especially if you are the bloke standing next to him going...^^ WHAT? where do you get XXXXL condoms from? and why do you need them?
'Oh......Bastard'

www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsQllpYgd3Y&feature=related

Show off..
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 0:39, 1 reply)

African Ad: Surge Laxatives
Africa has a rather strong tendency to directness in metaphor. It's quite refreshing. Consider how laxatives are sold on western TV: always a woman, tasteful beige tones, flowers, showers of petals, talk of confidence and empowering. Not so for the African market.

Picture this, if you will...

Various people depicted struggling at tasks, a runner lagging in a marathon, miners deep in a tunnel picking at unyielding rocks...

Surge!

The runners and miners knock back a frothing brew of the laxative. The runner races ahead of the pack with an ecstatic expression. The miners pack explosives around the rocks, and detonate it, blowing clumps of brown matter down the tunnel into the viewer's face.

Surge! (It has the fizzy steam!)

I only ever saw it once, and dear Satan, I wish I had recorded it.
(Ladyfingers is in your wardrobe,, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 0:28, Reply)

The cream of Manchester.
Boddingtons got sexy all of a sudden.

Melanie Sykes looking hot while being cooled down by a pint of the north's finest.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNTpZDDOf3M&feature=related

www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2V8VNQczRY&feature=related
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 0:25, 1 reply)

tasty bingo.com
that stupid twat "cooking" the ingredients for the bingo website. how the FUCK does flapping your hands over a pan like a spastic add fun?
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 23:59, 5 replies)

VW singing dog
Got banned for no real reason but was just incredible for the short time it was on.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=9beQh1yH5uU

Sorry if, like my previous post it has been mentioned 100 times already
(Abercadabra looks more like Gerry Adams every day, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 23:52, 1 reply)

Another Gem
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrGa5JM9GjE

I'll go to bed now, that's enough for now...
(hobnails on yer nuts, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 23:27, Reply)

Barry Scott, a bona fide scientist.
"Lime scale is simply calcium that sticks, and if solid calcium dissolves this fast, imagine how Cillit Bang works on taps and sinks!"

BANG! And the A-level Chemistry is failed.
(dean117, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 23:17, 2 replies)

Maxell Misheard Lyrics
Genius

www.youtube.com/watch?v=DAsmf1LGcpA

www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxELSzay2lc
(hobnails on yer nuts, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 23:17, Reply)

I went here the other day.


It's in Shaftsbury where my Mum used to live. There is a tea rooms at the top.
The towns economy seems to be based on, 'there was a ad made here once'.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 23:15, 1 reply)

Some people say Japanese ads are weird.

But I think this gets the message of road safety across effectively.
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 23:10, 3 replies)

those two possibly swedish birds
advertising smirnoff ice. they had some poor old bloke dangling his tackle in the sea, so some crab-thing could latch onto it and they could catch it. two bits that made me giggle were when they said "Bjorn, let the bait wiggle!" and when they're describing the crab or whatever latching on and say "and then, knips!"
i don't know why, but that knips thing had me laughing like a loon. i still use that word.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 23:02, Reply)

Crikey! Darth Vadar!

I had forgotten about this one. Was looking for 'A secomd glass return to bottingham blease' when came across this.

TUUUUUUNE(s)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqNVTH1AP4I
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 22:39, Reply)

Gotta be the best
I'll never forget these immortal lines...

Do you have an R186 Signal Box?
I were right about that saddle though.
My name? Oh yes, it's J.R. Hartley.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=nY8NaOo6IT0
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMYZyUygW6Y
www.youtube.com/watch?v=abt6wGtWVX8

All classics!
(Vauxhall Burgundy, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 22:35, Reply)

Not a TV ad but
The promo for the Insider club at Showcase Cinemas must be an all time low. Just-out-of-stage-school 'actors' with the least convincing smiles do 'charming' body language. Terrible, just terrible.
( lion-cake Bad lion-cake, bad., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 22:16, 1 reply)

Tango advert - YOU NEED IT BECAUSE YOU'RE WEAK
Glued to the sofa, stoned as can be - this pops on, showing sizzling bacon in a pan with overhead fan lazily chopping the air, a slow zoom in to the bacon - then someone shouting YOU NEED IT BECAUSE YOU'RE WEAK over a picture of a can of tango.

Someone tell me this wasn't my imagination.

EDIT : found it - www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bl-esOcmPC0
(mymilkshakebringsallthemongstotheyard poison hearts, poison minds - joining hate, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 22:12, Reply)

Dating sites adverts.
Why are the couples in televised dating sites adverts meeting each other in shoe shops, on bus stops, in elevators, etc? Surely to effectively advertise their business it should be clients scrolling through profiles online and leaving messages about sucking cocks and enjoying tits? And what the hell is matching on the deepest level of compatibility?!
(rainmaker is 98% lurker., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 21:59, 1 reply)

Carte Dor - "He's not your dad"

www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dSM0RzrJdA

Love it.
(mymilkshakebringsallthemongstotheyard poison hearts, poison minds - joining hate, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 21:57, 2 replies)

Radio
The most effective advert I have ever known is from a commercial radio station.
I would bet anyone from Aberdeen will confirm this....despite not having lived in the area for several years, I can still tell you that Thistle Windows phone number is Aberdeen 706555 and you get a ten year guarantee on their windows.
That fooking jingle playing every 5 minutes on Northsound has been permanently etched into my brain.

"Just call Thistle Windows Aberdeen 706 treble 5,
Thistle windows Aberdeen 706 treble 5,
You'll get a ten year guarantee on each window you buy,
Just call Thistle Windows Aberdeen 706 treble 5."
(dave likes cheese, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 21:55, 2 replies)

The McEwans Chinheads!

tinyurl.com/y3xl42g

Another winner!
(Billy The Fish wants to gargle with Lucy Pinder's bath water, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 21:42, Reply)

It's Mr. Cadbury's parrot!

tinyurl.com/y3rsz3v

'Hello!'
Marvellous!
(Billy The Fish wants to gargle with Lucy Pinder's bath water, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 21:32, 2 replies)