I was approached by a prostitute.
"Hello ducky, looking for a good time?"

"No thank you" I replied sternly.

This happened every evening for a week and three days. I shunned her 10 times. She was.....
( MisterPunch did it that way on, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 13:46, 17 replies)

pretty pissed off?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 14:09, closed)

your mum?

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 14:10, closed)

Beyond the sun?!

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 14:16, closed)

Deaf?

( Another_tragic_case wished he hadn't eaten all the cake, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 14:20, closed)

you're going to have to spell it out for me here

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 14:25, closed)

I T O U T F O R M E H E R E

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 14:36, closed)

i corrected my spelling, you might want to do the same
otherwise this joke could fall apart
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 14:54, closed)

SPELLCASTING....

( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:20, closed)

Oh Dear

( Peej, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 14:39, closed)

drifting through the backyard
And she was taking off her dress
And she was moving very slowly
Rising up above the earth
Moving into the universe
Drifting this way and that
Not touching ground at all
Up above the yard
( MisterPunch did it that way on, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 14:42, closed)

That's shit.
It doesn't even rhyme.
(username failed moderation, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 15:03, closed)

imaginary?

(Sick Boy likes to swear a lot, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 14:44, closed)

too expensive?

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 15:06, closed)

a girl from Birmingham?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 15:22, closed)

Brassed off?

(Master_Slob UK minister for cultural appropriation., Fri 15 Nov 2013, 15:51, closed)

persistent?

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 16:35, closed)

riddled with syphalitic aids

(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 15:17, closed)