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Because it's all me, me, me... Apart from posting awful lies on Question of the Week, what ridiculous things have you or others done to grab the limelight?

Suggested by Munsta

(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 13:29)
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I was approached by a prostitute.
"Hello ducky, looking for a good time?"

"No thank you" I replied sternly.

This happened every evening for a week and three days. I shunned her 10 times. She was.....
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 13:46, 17 replies)
pretty pissed off?

(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 14:09, closed)
your mum?

(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 14:10, closed)
Beyond the sun?!

(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 14:16, closed)
Deaf?

(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 14:20, closed)
you're going to have to spell it out for me here

(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 14:25, closed)
I T O U T F O R M E H E R E

(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 14:36, closed)
i corrected my spelling, you might want to do the same
otherwise this joke could fall apart
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 14:54, closed)
SPELLCASTING....

(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:20, closed)
Oh Dear

(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 14:39, closed)
drifting through the backyard
And she was taking off her dress
And she was moving very slowly
Rising up above the earth
Moving into the universe
Drifting this way and that
Not touching ground at all
Up above the yard
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 14:42, closed)
That's shit.
It doesn't even rhyme.
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 15:03, closed)
imaginary?

(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 14:44, closed)
too expensive?

(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 15:06, closed)
a girl from Birmingham?

(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 15:22, closed)
Brassed off?

(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 15:51, closed)
persistent?

(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 16:35, closed)
riddled with syphalitic aids

(, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 15:17, closed)

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