Oh Blimey
How about Frank Sidebottom?
( Pig Bodine., Sun 19 Dec 2010, 12:57, 2 replies)

I would like to nominate the man wearing the B3ta t-shirt of Jesus cradling a dinosaur at the Archaeology Convention in Bristol this weekend.
(Nuclear Spoon, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 9:37, 1 reply)

ip freely

( e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 6:30, Reply)

I'd like to see A Vagabond
get some sort of special mention.
For being tactless and offensive, I always get a bit of a laugh out of his replies on qotw.
(M61A1 CUPID- STUNTS, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 1:35, 4 replies)

Me
Because I'm a great big stinky Gorilla


how cool is that?
( Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 0:34, 1 reply)

Brian Blessed beards down

(iLLmatic, Sat 18 Dec 2010, 21:28, Reply)

I'd like to nominate Richard Herring
I noticed that Stewart Lee was nominated so who better to follow him than his better half. Sure, he might not be better in accolades or success, but given the chance here he might actually earn something. Perhaps a 3rd place award because naturally Assange is going to win and Brian Blessed a swift and deserving second (deserving only because Assange really deserves that top place at the podium).

So I ask you my fellow b3tards to award a man who's shows have gone from attempting to be involved in a threesome to the politically charged and brilliant Hitler Moustache - which I recommend you get unless you wish to wallow in that non-entertained seating position forever and not experienced the height of pleasure in this very entertained seating position I am in right now. He is a man who has said piss live on air on a once soon to be defunct digital radio station which was saved from the clutches of oblivion. He is a man who has started two semi-successful podcast shows which have sold out at the Edinburgh fringe to a bunch of really odd nerds. He is a man who has endured the nasal voiced talents of Andrew Collins and lived to make a set of amusing characters based upon him and his family.

Winner of the Gamesmaster Golden Joystick I would like to nominate Richard Herring and would hope you would at least cast a vote in his favour. Thank you.
( Christian's Bolt and Ski, Sat 18 Dec 2010, 20:52, 8 replies)

Rob internet cunt
No replies in text words, just click
( The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Sat 18 Dec 2010, 20:37, 1 reply)

IT WAS 1996
I had taken a job for the summer holidays at a campsite, generally looking after the place, sorting stuff out for the campers and fixing any problems that came up. It was a lot of responsibility for a teenager but I got on alright, if something major came up I'd phone the camp manager and he'd take over.

People brought their own camping stuff and we had a sort of grid, which for convenience we named after alphabetical female names, so for instance if someone's tent pegs had been nicked, I'd check the grid and write down something like "12th July - 2:15pm - tent pegs nicked Laura tent".

It was towards the end of my employ there that the defining moment of my summer occurred; some middle class hippie types came along in a rather unusual structure, a central asian yurt. Some bollocks about how they live better or something. They were towards the back of the campsite and within a couple of days had really wound everyone up, including the beekeepers who worked in the fields adjacent to us. They were absolutely furious with them, as they kept trying to break in and free the bees, I called the manager over this one, and he seemed to have placated both parties. Unfortunately this turned out not to be the case.

I was woken up that night in my on-site accommodation by a fair bit of shouting and screaming. I could see straight away that there was a fire at the back of the site, so I called the fire-brigade and went to see what I could do to help. As I got closer I could see that it was the hippie's camp that was on fire (they were all out fortunately), and not only that, there were bees EVERYWHERE, with the beekeepers pointing and laughing from the field nearby.

I only learnt this later, but it turns out you can attatch a valve and funnel to a beehive, add some sort of chemical to get the bees really going, and they'll race through at such incredible speeds that they cause a hell of a lot of heat via friction. Add this to a dry combustible dwelling like theirs and you have a fire waiting to happen. The beekeepers had done just this, wheeling over their hives on some pallets or something , putting the tubes into their tent as they slept and turning on the valve.

The hippies left the next morning, threatening to press charges and so on, but nothing ever came of it, I expect because it clashed with their ideals. It was a night I'll always remember to my dying day. Bees, my god.

And that was my bee tap arson of the yurt wendy-tent.

no YOU fuck off
( Lightguy hail satan, Sat 18 Dec 2010, 19:40, 8 replies)

My dad.
Oh, wait a minute, he's a home wrecking, possession gambling, wife-cheating cunt.

Sorry.
(scentless_apprentice takes two bottles into the shower!, Sat 18 Dec 2010, 19:03, 8 replies)

Fresh Water Mole
For creating Jeremy the Annoying Horse.

Jeremy is suck a fucking twat, and leaves a trail of destruction behind him wherever he goes. Some may think that he is just simple, but his latest act of tomfoolery proves that not only is he a goon, he is also a liar.

He point blank refused to admit that he had destroyed the tree, even though his rectum was spouting shitty tinsel like it was going out of fashion.

Perhaps it is just a phase, but I am looking forward to 2011, and the ultimate demise of the worlds most fuckwitted horse.

Hopefully it will involve Jeremy getting into a scrape at the demilitarized zone between North and South Korea, sparking world war 3.

I'd love to see that.
(Spaff_Quaffer Wise fwom your gwave., Sat 18 Dec 2010, 18:28, 1 reply)

I'd like to nominate Gillian McKeith
for her contribution to theatre
( spacefish bong!, Sat 18 Dec 2010, 18:17, Reply)

JMG

( Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sat 18 Dec 2010, 16:40, 3 replies)

i change my vote. This guy is very funny.


( FIEND, Sat 18 Dec 2010, 16:10, 1 reply)

Well now this is a fairly obvious choice. Jeff Goldblum couldn't be more fly than me.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 18 Dec 2010, 14:51, Reply)

Me.
Or this guy.


(Archeleus hates cabbage, Sat 18 Dec 2010, 13:52, 3 replies)

Ding.
Our Incoherent Golden Bummed Goddess.
ALWAYS IN R STUPID HATS!
^^Heheheheh HUN DAN! Arno!
She WILL return. Oh yes.
*Dogeyes*
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 18 Dec 2010, 12:16, 3 replies)

me

(pissflaps. FSPW, Sat 18 Dec 2010, 7:15, 1 reply)

JMG.
You're all fat.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 18 Dec 2010, 3:49, 2 replies)

Wow...
so not only do I have the bah humbug of Christmas TV lists to enjoy, but a soppy stick it up my arse calender of who was most empathetical. I vote my cock - it has always stood to stand, never withered in the heat nor cold... and serves excellent grammar. To hish - other than that anyone with norks.
(feedingtimeatthezoo day 1 of his bikini diet started, Sat 18 Dec 2010, 2:08, Reply)

atomic
Always in good humor, a superior illustrator and animator and he gazes me every b3taday to say happy b3taday if he hasn't seen me on the /board in months.

WHAT A NICE GUY.
( hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 23:35, Reply)

Everyone!
Yes! Everyone should win B3ta Person of the Year 2010! For if it wasn't for Everyone, b3ta would not exist as it is today. Where would this website be without the hundreds, if not thousands, of talented and not-so-talented peeps who post countless images of CDCs, headswaps of memes, spang-tacular puns and Goatse spoofs? Who knows what awe-inspiring, hilarious or adorable videos we would have missed if Nobody posted on the links board instead? So let's give Everyone a pat on the back for keeping us entertained with funny images and links throughout 2010 and hope that Everyone continues to post on here from now until the day a massive solar flare wipes out the Internet and causes civilisation to collapse.
(User #86772, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 23:19, Reply)

Ray William Johnson
Because he brings tears of laughter to my eyes. Also, he did all your moms.
(Tiktock Beating off flamers with a shitty stick, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 21:12, 1 reply)

strictly b3ta person
*EDIT*
1) Monty for being a well-spoken and (tire/feck)less keyboard-warrior.. but mostly for the heads up on Leaf Hound. /pandersickatinybitinmyownmouth ergh

2) /talk for a group award - 'grounding' qotw fantasists

Otherwise I would have to say Julian Assange or John Pilger for the War You Don't See... embedded.. yeh I'm fully embedded.

*
(Technical xtc - Furious Internet, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 20:38, 19 replies)

Freshwater Mole
Becuase I like Jeremy the Annoying Horse and you should too.
(CactusZack Shaved his coin purse on, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 19:55, Reply)

Broadsword
for sterling efforts in raising awareness of how much he likes breasts.



"Lest we forget"
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 19:47, 6 replies)

B3ta person of the year should be...
Cyriak... who else can create animation of a spider made from a cow which is enough to freak out even the toughest of us?
( naked_ravens A big hammer, WD40 & gaffer tape, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 19:21, 1 reply)

I'm voting for...
Elizabeth Swann
(ladydyani, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 18:36, Reply)

I vote for Friz

( __, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 18:35, 1 reply)