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( , Thu 26 May 2011, 14:09)
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For a couple of years, I held the honour (on wikipedia) of being known as the inventor of cheese 'n' chips. Specifically the dish that consists of british chips, smoothered in grated cheddar cheese, possibly accompanied by salt & vinegar, maybe some mayo.
No one has yet proved otherwise. If you wish to make a genuine claim as to when and where you came up with this dish, I will see you in the reples.
( , Fri 27 May 2011, 13:49, 25 replies)

And Wikipedia was but a wiggle in the prolitariat's trousers.
So no - fuck YOU.
( , Fri 27 May 2011, 13:54, closed)

however, my invention still predates yours.
( , Fri 27 May 2011, 14:04, closed)

( , Fri 27 May 2011, 13:56, closed)

I was there when he invented it. Someone might have contrived a similar combination before, but not to our knowledge.
My life has never been the same.
( , Fri 27 May 2011, 14:24, closed)

Cheese with chips has existed for literally centuries. I'm happy that you shared a man-moment in your student kitchen all those years ago ... and well done for adding something temporarily to a Wiki ... but you didn't invent anything new.
( , Fri 27 May 2011, 14:28, closed)

a) Tautology: if you invent it, it's new
b) Chips with cheese isn't necessarily the same as 'cheesy chips'
QED
( , Fri 27 May 2011, 14:36, closed)

You're educationally sub-normal.
( , Fri 27 May 2011, 14:38, closed)

Educationally sub-normal. What gives you that idea?
And what does it mean? Educated to a level below the norm? If so, then no.
( , Fri 27 May 2011, 15:54, closed)

( , Fri 27 May 2011, 16:06, closed)

At least I don't retrospectively edit my parts of the dialogue to give an impression that my interlocutor is a spazz-brain.
( , Fri 27 May 2011, 16:21, closed)

a. Needless repetition of the same sense in different words; redundancy.
b. An instance of such repetition.
Quote: "You didn't invent anything new." the 'new' is redundant, or you could have said: "You didn't produce anything new."
So double Bless.
( , Tue 31 May 2011, 10:46, closed)

I see none.
Oh wait, this is one of those terrible replies that is actually connected to the previous qotw.
( , Fri 27 May 2011, 14:44, closed)

Someone actually believes they were the first to put cheese on chips?
In that case I'll claim to be the first person to put Lemon Curd on a potato waffle.
( , Fri 27 May 2011, 14:19, closed)

But unfortunately that was the the boy kneeling next to me.
( , Fri 27 May 2011, 14:24, closed)

profane, almost off-topic and funny. The spirit of QOTW, not all this pedantic shit that is flying around at the moment.
( , Fri 27 May 2011, 14:43, closed)

cheese on top of chips was her idea of fine dining in 1960, sometimes she gave us a bath.....
( , Fri 27 May 2011, 16:52, closed)

However, if you live in the US and have a few dollars to spare I suggest you patent it then sue the cunt out of everyfuck.
( , Fri 27 May 2011, 18:38, closed)

Archeologists have found cave paintings of men eating Cheese on chips that they believe date to at leat 10,000 BC
But they were taught about them by the aliens who built the pyramids
(the cavemen that is, not the archeologists)
( , Fri 27 May 2011, 20:56, closed)

This pre-dates the invention of the cheese-grater.
Just NOT the same thing.
( , Tue 31 May 2011, 10:53, closed)
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