Stop pissing in the sink.
This was the reply to my mild criticism for my wife to put her used Q-tips into the trashcan instead of simply tossing them in the general vicinity of said bin and preventing them from sticking to my feet when I finish my morning shower. I do not piss in the bathroom sink, but the laundry room sink, which is used solely for dirty clothes washer water, floor cleaning bucket filling, and bathroom cleaning fluid exchange. Nevertheless, saying I find used Q-tips sticking to my feet disgusting means I should stop pissing in that sink. I was also later declared, among other things, someone who dressed like the homeless.
( I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 0:27, 11 replies)

Is she still under warranty?
You might be able to get an exchange.
(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 2:14, closed)

Stop pissing in the sink.
Fit another toilet or piss in the flower beds.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 3:51, closed)

The thing in the bathroom
is called a basin
(Bob the Builder killed Captain Alex, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 7:47, closed)

A few cotton buds on the floor is far less disgusting than pissing in the sink.
Are you Irish or something?
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 9:02, closed)

Yeah... cut a long story short, and aim at your own mouth like everyone else does.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 14:02, closed)

Get a fucking shave and some clean clothes, you sink pissing hobo.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 9:08, closed)

If she puts up with you dressing like a tramp and pissing in the sink then she must have very low standards.

( Zuowan, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 10:07, closed)

Write to Channel 4.
If you're lucky, they'll send round some undiagnosed mental case to clean for you.

You filthy, filthy animal.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 10:24, closed)

In the civilised world...
...ie Europe, we urinate and defecate in a purpose built piece of equipment called a 'toilet'. However, I believe that in the Unified States of US, this word is considered an expletive - hence the use of euphemisms such as 'men's room' or 'rest room' (I've yet to see a bed in one). This may be the root of your confusion about where it is socially acceptable to relieve your bladder.

I think she definitely has the moral highground, as she only has a mildly annoying habit and you need to be kept in a farmyard.
(Colonel Blink is now officially a pretentious prick, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 19:57, closed)

If sinks weren't made for pissing in,
why did god put them at cock height?

Huh? Huh? Answer me that, motherfucker.

At least he isn't shitting* in the sink.

*A fucker to get rid of without the use of discarded Q-tips** to break up the stools into lumps small enough to wash down the plughole).

**Once used for breaking up sink turds, on NO ACCOUNT leave these Q-tips on the floor where they may stick to the soles of feet on the way to*** the morning shower.

***Or worse: From.
( sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 16:38, closed)

What really annoyed her was that you didn't take the washing-up out first

(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 10:42, closed)