I reckon the lady that gave birth to the person who wrote this charming little gem -

probably gave up trying to hide their disgust with him along time ago.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 16 Jul 2013, 0:48, 96 replies)

That's nearly as bad as the terrible wanker who wished for BD's wife to be in a road accident.
i.imgur.com/Nmy0AyB.png
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 7:23, closed)

Might want to look at the context there AB.
b3ta.com/questions/browntrousers/post2012815
Considering BD's post was about the post I had done about my wife being in a fairly serious car accident.
(b3ta.com/questions/browntrousers/post2009620)
Then again - as you've shown in the past. Research ain't exactly your forte is it?

Nice defending of someone calling a 9 yo. a cunt and wishing them dead btw.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 16 Jul 2013, 7:48, closed)

Yeah, except all I was doing was pointing out that his car wreck was more thorough than you wife's, you fat neckbeard.
And as countless people have told you already, if you don't want people taking the piss out of things, don't post them on here. You can't get all uppity and indignant when you refuse to learn.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 9:22, closed)

Because how bad a car wreck is
is obviously a competition.
Without being really rude - you fucking idiot.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 16 Jul 2013, 9:28, closed)

HOW DARE I BE FLIPPANT ON A COMEDY SITE
Also, it appears to be a competition to you, seeing as you're the one getting in a flap because I suggested someone else broke their car more than your wife did. Munchausen's by proxy is pretty dangerous, you want to get that looked at.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 9:29, closed)

comedy website lols
because I suggested someone else broke their car more than your wife did.
No competition there. Right?

BD, I have more respect for everyone else than to do shitty, childish arguments with you. I have no respect for you or what you have to say.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 16 Jul 2013, 9:53, closed)

And yet you keep opening yourself up to things like this multiple times a week, and have to reply every single time.
Tragic.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 10:32, closed)

(username failed moderation, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 13:13, closed)

Get in, I'm one of the cool kids now.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 14:00, closed)

Oh, right - so it's different when you do it, right?
Christ - you're like you enjoy the attention of being bullied.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 10:38, closed)

Frankly, Rory's MO on here is that well known that anyone taking him seriously should have their internet licence removed.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 21:04, closed)

What, the context whereby you gazzed someone out of the blue and told them you wished that their wife had a road accident?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 8:26, closed)

Ooh, Badger's upset online again
I'm guessing Shambo's stamping his little feet as well
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:28, closed)

Interesting definition of 'upset' there.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 22:07, closed)

Upset enough to post on Tuesday night and then again on Wednesday morning

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 12:45, closed)

Why obliterate the username, when it's still visible in the original post?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 7:32, closed)

Just being polite.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 16 Jul 2013, 7:49, closed)

Can you be even more polite and obliterate your own username now, please?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 11:03, closed)

No.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 16 Jul 2013, 12:22, closed)

once again *sigh*
this is 'question of the week' not 'ringo McUgly boring post's why isn't the internet the way I want it to be personal message centre'

Rory has been trolling this web site to years it's what he does if you step back get a sense of humour suitable to the the sick ones being paraded around there particular fetid backwater of the internet he's quite funny. It's a B3ta thing to be a bit sick I've heard someone who had just lost their mum get told by another board member they had dug her up and fucked her...it made them laugh and feel a bit better because

a) they weren't an uptight humourless cunt
b) they had a sense of humour
c) they knew it wasn't real
d) it's just words on the internet

Please Misery McUglywife if you don't like it here please please for the love of god rather than posting endless messages about how you don't like it how about just fucking off?
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 9:30, closed)

Apparently your cunt of a daughter is ok then.
Cheers.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 16 Jul 2013, 9:55, closed)

water off a ducks back
you humourless fuckkuckle
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 10:15, closed)

I believe you meant
"fuck-knuckle".
hahahahahahahahah.
Right?
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 16 Jul 2013, 10:18, closed)

aahahahahahaah THAT SHOWED *HIM* WHO THE *REAL* UPSET SPASTIC IS HERE!!!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 11:02, closed)

Settle Gretel.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 16 Jul 2013, 12:21, closed)

Problem with that is
that Rory, Shambo and Monty only ever post when they're having a pop at someone. They do nothing else. They never contribute anything.

Misery does, even if he then gets into fights with the puppies.

So it's not really fair to say Misery should stop posting.

Rory is starting to really scrape the bottom of his small barrel now. Don't you find it rather repellent that he's now wishing misfortune on other peoples children? It stinks of desperation.

No. I don't think anyone should be forced to stop posting. Rory is clearly going for scorched earth now, posting the same thing on all of the boards simultaneously, and maybe he'll get banned, or even get the boards shut down, but him and his boyfriends shouldn't be encouraged to drive even more posters off.
(username failed moderation, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 12:12, closed)

^ what she said
or, if Misery upsets you that much, there's an ignore function
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 12:24, closed)

They are funny though.
Which is more than can be said for RingofMcUgly.
( Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 13:05, closed)

In the same way
as a clown kicking another clowns arse is funny.

It's not really funny if you're over 11, and after the 75th time, it's not really funny at all.

It is amusing when they get into a frothy rage though.
(username failed moderation, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 13:16, closed)

I honestly don't understand why all these noob pricks are here at all.
They're clearly missing something pretty fucking vital if this pretty mild internet ribaldry makes them piss their strides fifty or sixty times a fucking week.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 19:35, closed)

When you say people
piss their strides, you hugely overestimate what's actually going on.

Nobody is really getting upset except you. It says an awful lot about you that you take it so seriously, 'cos I can promise you none of us do.

That's what 100,000+ posts over 10 years does. You're struggling to separate b3ta from reality. We're not.

So, you spend the rest of the day posting spluttering outrage here, we'll got get on with our lives, and check back every now and then to see how the meltdown is going.

OK?
(username failed moderation, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 9:34, closed)

I like how everyone involved relies on "I'm not upset, you are".
Honestly, someone should call your mothers, have them give you all a clip round the ear.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 9:51, closed)

Just look at
Shambos post above.

That's some furious keyboard bashing right there.
(username failed moderation, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:03, closed)

Yeah, but he's on the popular page*, so his anger must be righteous and justified.
*/qotw has a popular page?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:28, closed)

Sort of.
When the question is closed, they appear in order of popularity.
(username failed moderation, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:42, closed)

Oh, that.
Truly, an achievement to be proud of.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 11:43, closed)

It's my greatest achievement in life, you horrid bully.
Or perhaps I just mentioned it in response to one of The Weepies complaining that I only ever post to bully The Weepies.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 12:11, closed)

I belittled your achievement, and now you're upset.
Hey, this game is easy!
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 12:23, closed)

MODS! MODS!! MODS!!!!!

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 12:48, closed)

Upset!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=pO57N03H3L0
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 12:58, closed)

Nobody* is upset, you bellend.
This is how people have typed on here since it was invented. Jesus wept. What sort of fucking numbnuts can read ASCII text and hear actual banging angry keyboards ... unless there's some serious projection going on.

(* except for McMisery during one of his periodic breakdowns, obviously)
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:34, closed)

That's not actually true.
It has always been like this on /talk, but QOTW used to be a bit of an oasis.

Then when you lot had turned /talk into a toxic cesspool that nobody wanted to post on, you came in and trashed QOTW.

Now QOTW is a toxic cesspool too, which is a bit of a shame.

Props to you though - of all the posters who have crapped the place up, you are probably the most prolific.

OK, you've had enough attention now for the day. Off you go.
(username failed moderation, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:49, closed)

You've only been a member here two years.
What would you know about what /talk used to be like?
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 21:20, closed)

Because I've been a member here
for about 11 years.
(username failed moderation, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 9:01, closed)

I love how you think about me so much.
I really warms my cockles to know that you lot spend time out of your days thinking about me.
Especially when the merest whiff of a thought of you barely even passes thru my mind's arse cheeks.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 17 Jul 2013, 11:42, closed)

b3ta.com/search/posts/72597?q=shambolic
( Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:12, closed)

^case closed

( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 15:51, closed)

Well played.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 16:00, closed)

I hope nobody mentions that both his username and sig were taken from me
or the fact that roughly 50% of his b3ta posts are replies to me or posts about me. Don't want him topping up his pool with more salty tears.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 16:27, closed)

Careful now, with links like that he'll accuse you of being obsessed.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 18:18, closed)

No no no.
If he were obsessed he'd have linked up half a dozen or more of those searches like my pet Weepy Phantom.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 19:53, closed)

I count nine posts there. By way of comparison, here are Shambo's long-standing obsessions with butter, lard, pasties, beer, and pie.

Only two results for dietician, though. And three for jog.

I mean, draw your own conclusions, but I don't think it's a massive leap of logic to state with some confidence that the tubby shut-in is fucking obsessed with stuffing his ugly flapping facehole full of all the calorific goodness he can carry home from Lidl.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 19:32, closed)

I do like pies.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 19:49, closed)

who doesn't like pies
For the love of fuck leave pies alone
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 12:17, closed)

He seems to think liking pies and beer is an insult or something.
It's hard to tell with the Miseryblands. It also thinks I'm fat.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 12:52, closed)

Liking beer and pies makes you normal
What sort of a freak doesn't like these tasty comestibles?
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 14:16, closed)

That's only the first page.

( Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 20:11, closed)

If you search for shambo* there are literally hundreds upon hundreds at every hour of the night and day.
I'm kind of a big deal on the miserynet. He'll be up before 5 for another 18 hour world wide weep.

edit: 4:46am ... jesus
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 21:05, closed)

See.
Quarter to 12 your time till , well now - you guys have been wittering on about me.

Me - I had a wonderful sleep, thank you.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 17 Jul 2013, 21:46, closed)

HP was correct - 9 posts.
TOPTIP: You get 5 pages of much more fun and entertainment if you use -
b3ta.com/search/posts/72597?q=shambo&p=5.
& a paltry 13 posts if you use -
b3ta.com/search/posts/72597?q=shambolina

"*" is your little search friend.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 17 Jul 2013, 21:55, closed)

Hahahahahahahahahahaha.
Oh man. This is definitely my favourite fail of the month. Amazing.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:00, closed)

NOBODY IS UPSET HERE, WE'RE ALL FINE THANK YOU

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 14:39, closed)

If l33ting up (rather than being a n00b prick)
means being like you and pissing my strides 50-60 times a DAY, I'll pass on that.
cheers, m8!
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 17 Jul 2013, 21:36, closed)

Can't we just agree that we're all cunts?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 13:54, closed)

WE'RE ALL CUNTS, WE'RE ALL CUNTS.
I'm not.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 16 Jul 2013, 19:04, closed)

Fuck you
I won the vote to be the biggest cunt on here

The rest of you are pale imitations
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:29, closed)

Yeah. Apart from being on the popular page nearly every week.
I appreciate that it's hard for you always being one of the unpopular kids, but surely you don't have to plummet to the sub-normal depths of chinless weepyfuck.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 19:33, closed)

This is a message board Shambo.
Who cares if you're 'popular' or not?

If being popular requires wishing death on other people, I'll pass on that.
(username failed moderation, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 9:38, closed)

If you don't care then why are you trailing behind me whimpering and whining, petal?
I've got you on ignore and you're still weeping that I'm a big bully.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:35, closed)

I'm not.
You replied to something I wrote.
(username failed moderation, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:44, closed)

Just to get this straight - you're having an argument with someone that you have deliberately chosen to "Ignore"
And you're crowing about it in this post? That you've got them on ignore. Whilst posting a reply to their previous post.....

Faaaaaaaark!
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 17 Jul 2013, 12:56, closed)

This means they're both logging in & out, right?
Nice to see the Ignore function working so well.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 13:01, closed)

Shambo insists that he doesn't have to - l33t h4x0r skillz (apparently something to do with which cookies you accept)
Me I logout, click reply, my name are password are already there, I post. Logout, click back and F5 and there we are.

I only have itayl and Personality Horse on ignore.
TERRIBLE BULLYING AND YADA YADA.....
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 17 Jul 2013, 13:10, closed)

So, you're reply to messages you can't see, too?
Christ, this is an odd place.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 13:44, closed)

Who said that?

(username failed moderation, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:13, closed)

Knock, knock, Neo.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 15:17, closed)

^ This (If being popular requires wishing death on other people, I'll pass on that.)
In fucking spades.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 17 Jul 2013, 11:37, closed)

So, where do you stand on wishing road accidents on people?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 22:08, closed)

Much the same as I feel about this post.
http://b3ta.com/questions/overcomingadversity/post1811389
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 17 Jul 2013, 22:27, closed)

You're wasting your breath here, pal.
I'm pretty sure he does it on purpose just to stir up a load of shit and get the reply count into three figures.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 22:12, closed)

Fucking hell.
Are you still breathing?

I am so surprised this to be the case considering you find it so difficult to do that and thinking at the same time.
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 22:36, closed)

alright HP

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 22:39, closed)

ahahah
The old blame the account on someone else gambit.

Truly shit but worth a try my mongy friend.


Btw Do you just keep hitting F5 in the hope someone answers your comments or is the job market really that dire at the moment?
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 22:54, closed)

classic HPing there, great stuff

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 23:05, closed)

If you play with wankers.
Expect to be spunked on.
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 16:17, closed)

Hello, Peter North.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 19:59, closed)

I really love the way you have blocked me but are still commenting shambo.
Surprised you have not run crying to Cr3 yet also*.





*You mutton chopped twatbadger.
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 22:30, closed)

Not a fucking clue who you are, sausage. Soz.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 23:18, closed)

Must have known at some point in order to ignore him.
I think your indifference may not be quite as nonchalant as you might like it to seem.

Or you're just getting old and your memory from 100000 odd posts is not as sharp as it used to be 10 years ago.

Meh, who cares. I've got an RC helicopter to go fly in the park with the kid.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 18 Jul 2013, 6:00, closed)

Shambo is just one long desperate cry for attention

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 10:53, closed)

morning

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 7:24, closed)

alright

(username failed moderation, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 9:05, closed)

cheers.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 18 Jul 2013, 9:38, closed)

Dear Reader
If you read this post, it is a sign that you need to make changes in your life. Important changes.
(searlichek, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:17, closed)

New trainers?

(username failed moderation, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:46, closed)

Needs more Steve McDonald

(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 12:22, closed)