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Mictoboy writes, "I once picked a spot on my cheek only for a half-inch long ingrown hair to coil out covered in pus."

How has your own body made you recoil in disgust?

(, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 14:02)
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Problem with that is
that Rory, Shambo and Monty only ever post when they're having a pop at someone. They do nothing else. They never contribute anything.

Misery does, even if he then gets into fights with the puppies.

So it's not really fair to say Misery should stop posting.

Rory is starting to really scrape the bottom of his small barrel now. Don't you find it rather repellent that he's now wishing misfortune on other peoples children? It stinks of desperation.

No. I don't think anyone should be forced to stop posting. Rory is clearly going for scorched earth now, posting the same thing on all of the boards simultaneously, and maybe he'll get banned, or even get the boards shut down, but him and his boyfriends shouldn't be encouraged to drive even more posters off.
(, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 12:12, 4 replies)
^ what she said
or, if Misery upsets you that much, there's an ignore function
(, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 12:24, closed)
They are funny though.
Which is more than can be said for RingofMcUgly.
(, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 13:05, closed)
In the same way
as a clown kicking another clowns arse is funny.

It's not really funny if you're over 11, and after the 75th time, it's not really funny at all.

It is amusing when they get into a frothy rage though.
(, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 13:16, closed)
I honestly don't understand why all these noob pricks are here at all.
They're clearly missing something pretty fucking vital if this pretty mild internet ribaldry makes them piss their strides fifty or sixty times a fucking week.
(, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 19:35, closed)
When you say people
piss their strides, you hugely overestimate what's actually going on.

Nobody is really getting upset except you. It says an awful lot about you that you take it so seriously, 'cos I can promise you none of us do.

That's what 100,000+ posts over 10 years does. You're struggling to separate b3ta from reality. We're not.

So, you spend the rest of the day posting spluttering outrage here, we'll got get on with our lives, and check back every now and then to see how the meltdown is going.

OK?
(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 9:34, closed)
I like how everyone involved relies on "I'm not upset, you are".
Honestly, someone should call your mothers, have them give you all a clip round the ear.
(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 9:51, closed)
Just look at
Shambos post above.

That's some furious keyboard bashing right there.
(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:03, closed)
Yeah, but he's on the popular page*, so his anger must be righteous and justified.
*/qotw has a popular page?
(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:28, closed)
Sort of.
When the question is closed, they appear in order of popularity.
(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:42, closed)
Oh, that.
Truly, an achievement to be proud of.
(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 11:43, closed)
It's my greatest achievement in life, you horrid bully.
Or perhaps I just mentioned it in response to one of The Weepies complaining that I only ever post to bully The Weepies.
(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 12:11, closed)
I belittled your achievement, and now you're upset.
Hey, this game is easy!
(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 12:23, closed)
MODS! MODS!! MODS!!!!!

(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 12:48, closed)
Upset!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=pO57N03H3L0
(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 12:58, closed)
Nobody* is upset, you bellend.
This is how people have typed on here since it was invented. Jesus wept. What sort of fucking numbnuts can read ASCII text and hear actual banging angry keyboards ... unless there's some serious projection going on.

(* except for McMisery during one of his periodic breakdowns, obviously)
(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:34, closed)
That's not actually true.
It has always been like this on /talk, but QOTW used to be a bit of an oasis.

Then when you lot had turned /talk into a toxic cesspool that nobody wanted to post on, you came in and trashed QOTW.

Now QOTW is a toxic cesspool too, which is a bit of a shame.

Props to you though - of all the posters who have crapped the place up, you are probably the most prolific.

OK, you've had enough attention now for the day. Off you go.
(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:49, closed)
You've only been a member here two years.
What would you know about what /talk used to be like?
(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 21:20, closed)
Because I've been a member here
for about 11 years.
(, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 9:01, closed)
I love how you think about me so much.
I really warms my cockles to know that you lot spend time out of your days thinking about me.
Especially when the merest whiff of a thought of you barely even passes thru my mind's arse cheeks.
(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 11:42, closed)

b3ta.com/search/posts/72597?q=shambolic
(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:12, closed)
^case closed

(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 15:51, closed)
Well played.

(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 16:00, closed)
I hope nobody mentions that both his username and sig were taken from me
or the fact that roughly 50% of his b3ta posts are replies to me or posts about me. Don't want him topping up his pool with more salty tears.
(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 16:27, closed)
Careful now, with links like that he'll accuse you of being obsessed.

(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 18:18, closed)
No no no.
If he were obsessed he'd have linked up half a dozen or more of those searches like my pet Weepy Phantom.
(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 19:53, closed)

I count nine posts there. By way of comparison, here are Shambo's long-standing obsessions with butter, lard, pasties, beer, and pie.

Only two results for dietician, though. And three for jog.

I mean, draw your own conclusions, but I don't think it's a massive leap of logic to state with some confidence that the tubby shut-in is fucking obsessed with stuffing his ugly flapping facehole full of all the calorific goodness he can carry home from Lidl.
(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 19:32, closed)
I do like pies.

(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 19:49, closed)
who doesn't like pies
For the love of fuck leave pies alone
(, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 12:17, closed)
He seems to think liking pies and beer is an insult or something.
It's hard to tell with the Miseryblands. It also thinks I'm fat.
(, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 12:52, closed)
Liking beer and pies makes you normal
What sort of a freak doesn't like these tasty comestibles?
(, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 14:16, closed)
That's only the first page.

(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 20:11, closed)
If you search for shambo* there are literally hundreds upon hundreds at every hour of the night and day.
I'm kind of a big deal on the miserynet. He'll be up before 5 for another 18 hour world wide weep.

edit: 4:46am ... jesus
(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 21:05, closed)
See.
Quarter to 12 your time till , well now - you guys have been wittering on about me.

Me - I had a wonderful sleep, thank you.
(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 21:46, closed)
HP was correct - 9 posts.
TOPTIP: You get 5 pages of much more fun and entertainment if you use -
b3ta.com/search/posts/72597?q=shambo&p=5.
& a paltry 13 posts if you use -
b3ta.com/search/posts/72597?q=shambolina

"*" is your little search friend.
(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 21:55, closed)
Hahahahahahahahahahaha.
Oh man. This is definitely my favourite fail of the month. Amazing.
(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:00, closed)
NOBODY IS UPSET HERE, WE'RE ALL FINE THANK YOU

(, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 14:39, closed)
If l33ting up (rather than being a n00b prick)
means being like you and pissing my strides 50-60 times a DAY, I'll pass on that.
cheers, m8!
(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 21:36, closed)
Can't we just agree that we're all cunts?

(, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 13:54, closed)
WE'RE ALL CUNTS, WE'RE ALL CUNTS.
I'm not.
(, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 19:04, closed)
Fuck you
I won the vote to be the biggest cunt on here

The rest of you are pale imitations
(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:29, closed)
Yeah. Apart from being on the popular page nearly every week.
I appreciate that it's hard for you always being one of the unpopular kids, but surely you don't have to plummet to the sub-normal depths of chinless weepyfuck.
(, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 19:33, closed)
This is a message board Shambo.
Who cares if you're 'popular' or not?

If being popular requires wishing death on other people, I'll pass on that.
(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 9:38, closed)
If you don't care then why are you trailing behind me whimpering and whining, petal?
I've got you on ignore and you're still weeping that I'm a big bully.
(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:35, closed)
I'm not.
You replied to something I wrote.
(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:44, closed)
Just to get this straight - you're having an argument with someone that you have deliberately chosen to "Ignore"
And you're crowing about it in this post? That you've got them on ignore. Whilst posting a reply to their previous post.....

Faaaaaaaark!
(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 12:56, closed)
This means they're both logging in & out, right?
Nice to see the Ignore function working so well.
(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 13:01, closed)
Shambo insists that he doesn't have to - l33t h4x0r skillz (apparently something to do with which cookies you accept)
Me I logout, click reply, my name are password are already there, I post. Logout, click back and F5 and there we are.

I only have itayl and Personality Horse on ignore.
TERRIBLE BULLYING AND YADA YADA.....
(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 13:10, closed)
So, you're reply to messages you can't see, too?
Christ, this is an odd place.
(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 13:44, closed)
Who said that?

(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:13, closed)
Knock, knock, Neo.

(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 15:17, closed)
^ This (If being popular requires wishing death on other people, I'll pass on that.)
In fucking spades.
(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 11:37, closed)
So, where do you stand on wishing road accidents on people?

(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 22:08, closed)
Much the same as I feel about this post.
http://b3ta.com/questions/overcomingadversity/post1811389
(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 22:27, closed)

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