If breasts are so great
why are me and my 34 Gs still fucking single?!

at least other girlies appreciate them
(Abel wants to see if that new thing works, Sat 8 May 2010, 22:31, 28 replies)

Maybe they don't look so great...
...post a photo of them unleashed and we could have a vote on it.
(FUXTIX Not my words, Carol, Sat 8 May 2010, 23:31, closed)

Drop me a line
:)
(JohntheDane, Sat 8 May 2010, 23:57, closed)

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 8 May 2010, 23:58, closed)

You clearly haven't posted enough photos of:
1) your breasts; or
2) other girlies appreciating them.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 9 May 2010, 0:25, closed)

Maybe you're ugly and annoying?

(PsychoChomp, Sun 9 May 2010, 0:46, closed)

hahaha
you sir are a nasty sod.
you're hired.
(Raol Duke, Sun 9 May 2010, 22:18, closed)

Breasts Are Indeed Great
But they do not make a person. I wouldn't date someone *just* for their rack, anyway (although admittedly it can be a good starting point/points) so if someone wanted you merely for your magnificent mammaries, they're probably not worth keeping in the long run. The person, not the breasts, I mean.

Come for the cleavage, stay for the personality.
(Draco Rattus ate all the pies on, Sun 9 May 2010, 1:16, closed)

No.
Cum ON the cleavage....
(Rsoles, Sun 9 May 2010, 2:15, closed)

Goodness Me
It's almost as if I set myself up for that one!

(But yes, you are indeed correct.)
(Draco Rattus ate all the pies on, Sun 9 May 2010, 2:36, closed)

Post some pictures and we'll tell you what we think.

( idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Sun 9 May 2010, 2:16, closed)

Depends...
If you're fat, then that would be why - big breasts don't count on fat girls.
If you're not fat, maybe men are concerned that you'll think they're only talking to you because of your enormous breasts. Try taping them down.
The breasts, not the men. Although that might work, too.
( 4Q just lurking, Sun 9 May 2010, 2:54, closed)

I can't imagine that fat is the issue
With a size starting with 34.
(lympicita_ie, Sun 9 May 2010, 8:25, closed)

Character maybe, but I'd like to think you're nice atleast at first
so wait.
(Archeleus hates cabbage, Sun 9 May 2010, 5:58, closed)

You don't know how wrong you are
She's a girl on the internet, and therefore automatically categorised as fat, repugnant and unlovable.

/Also single for somr strange reason
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Sun 9 May 2010, 15:16, closed)

Aren't those the categories
That apply to single men online?
(lympicita_ie, Sun 9 May 2010, 17:50, closed)

It works both ways
The only exception is meatspin.com, where all the beautiful people hang out
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Sun 9 May 2010, 19:17, closed)

Ooh
Hello there...
(powervator and NONE SHALL PASS, Sun 9 May 2010, 17:34, closed)

Top attention seeking here.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 9 May 2010, 17:53, closed)

because hopefully
you wouldn't want to go out with someone who was just interested in your breasts
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 9 May 2010, 19:25, closed)

I went
out with a similarly endowed girl several years ago. She turned into a fucking psycho-stalking nutjob.
( social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Sun 9 May 2010, 21:12, closed)

That's a nice size, but..
..there's more to nice women than breasts.

Breasts get you noticed, personality keeps people interested.

They're a definite bonus though, mmm 34G :)
(EssY, Mon 10 May 2010, 0:10, closed)

Are they saggy?
Saggies don't count either.
( 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Mon 10 May 2010, 13:36, closed)

My Ex'
Was somewhere around 36E/F.

She's a nutter with control issues.

Hence she's an Ex'

Thankfully Mrs.Caescarna is possessed of a comfortable 36C bust, and has no
such mental problems.
(caescarna Hell's Roomba, Tue 11 May 2010, 8:49, closed)

Do they look like warring manatees?

( @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Tue 11 May 2010, 13:05, closed)

Maybe you're a horrible witch
with a clit like a silverback's knuckle who posts drivel on the internet.
( WormuIus, Tue 11 May 2010, 15:46, closed)

Right, I'm off to re-read Congo.

( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Tue 11 May 2010, 16:04, closed)

Maybe
they're only that large because you are morbidly obese and bedridden ?

Men generally like their women mobile enough to fetch the shopping and clean the house.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 11 May 2010, 15:49, closed)

Can you please gaz me a picture of your tits.
Please don't restrict them or anything with a bra, and I'd like it if there is some sort of dog in the background in a hat.

It is my birthday next week, it would make me soo happy.
( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Tue 11 May 2010, 16:05, closed)