Can QOTW and Off Topic be recognised as two distinctly separate things?
Off Topic has feck all to do with QOTW and, quite frankly, I just can't face the social embarrassment of someone mistaking me for an Off Topic participant.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:24, 8 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

We should be able to vote weekly on a member we'd like to silence for a week on /talk.
 
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 0:29, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

yadsdrawkcabgnipyt
(‮‮( have a feature that makes Learners type back
(‮‮(wards on april the first .message ends.
(sniffi the cat /remembers/this was /all fields..., Thu 22 Jan 2009, 1:41, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

make biggerator + google chrome
"click for biggerfy" link doesn't work for me :(
( Frumbert has no sig, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 10:25, Reply)

Spam check
IF

no images
+
shit loads of text
+
post contains greater than 3 links
+
Low post-count on posting user ID...

IT'S SPAM! KILL IT WITH HAMMERS!
( slippery doctore, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 9:58, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

tags section for the links board to prevent g.c's
so that the same video on liveleak and youtube does not get posted twice etc
( connor, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 11:20, Reply)

"I like this" on links
somehow contributes to a video's view count on youtube.

It would be cool if our appreciation of a video on b3ta could translate into support for the artist by raising his view count or rating on youtube.
( hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 19:28, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I think you ought to do this:
Add a little list at the top of the message board with all the people who are viewing the page, or at least a counter, so one can post one's work at a time when more people will see it.
(Not Mr Idiot Go to the amazing www.idiotcorporation.co.nr, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 22:24, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Seperate thread and post listings in profiles
for /links "Posts" and "Links" are listed seperately in peoples profiles. Can the same be done for /board ie "posts" and "Threads" (so that someone can easily access peoples posted images without trawling through lots of text posts and image reposts?
( CanonCaliber A big bore, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 18:11, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

a 'hide picture, but leave text visible in this post' button
so i can hide NSFW images, but enjoy the resulting flame war.
( monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 15:20, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Take away the delete button.
Please. Please take it away. Make it mod-only or something, just please stop people deleting threads after 200 people have replied and a conversation has got going.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 5 Jan 2009, 19:27, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Can someone please rename cr3static to cr3tastic?
I keep misreading it and I have an OCD.
( gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 10:24, Reply)

Can we get a nudge feature like on MSN messenger?
If one person clicks the nudge button, everyone viewing the page gets the nudge.
( gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 10:12, 6 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

As a tip of the hat to bgb's suggestion below
could we add 'hide' functionality to QOTW posts?

Probably more applicable to Off Topic, it would allow us to ignore posts as opposed to individuals. Less extreme than Ignore, but with all that ignorant goodness.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 20:18, Reply)

Is there any way I can put the whole of /talk on ignore.
I know there's some people on there who don't troll or make tits of themselves but quite frankly I'm prepared to sacrifice them for a healthier and happier looking website.
( girlinthehole, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 13:19, 19 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

fix the search page?
it doesn't "page" through records properly and the links to qotw answers don't work
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 19:40, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Add friend
in people's profiles? Thanks.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 1:53, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I just want to be held.

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 15:02, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

can we please have an extra section on board_stats
that shows the top fifty b3tans who are currently most ignored by everyone else?

Just for SCIENCE!™ purposes, of course!
( theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 20:21, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

DONT HAVE A CUNTING FLASHING 404
e.g.
www.b3ta.com/frisson

wtf have the first part flashing like that? Its eye violence and cunty.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:36, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

A list of QOTW / Image-Challenge entries by rate of clickage
At the moment, Image Challenges and QOTWs are sorted in popularity by the total number of clicks. How about being able to sort them by the rate of clickage (number of clicks per hour/day/whatever). That way, good answers that were posted towards the end of the QOTW show up too.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 22:50, Reply)

Replies by answer
Wouldn't it be cool if when you looked at what you had done that you could access the original QOTW that you had replied to?
(powervator and NONE SHALL PASS, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 1:28, Reply)

I'm happy with everything right at the minute.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 23:34, Reply)

How about catheters?
I'd fucking love a catheter.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 1:13, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Location of event on the calendar
List the location separately, so you can easily see where the event is taking place. Also, would be nice if you could click on said location, and be shown all the other events happening there.

Ta muchly.
( SocialRobot, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:23, Reply)

can we have an automatic fanfare and a laser light show when JMG comes online?

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 2:35, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

After QOTWs
have been closed, how about ranking all the replies by popularity, not just the first page?

Since /all has been disabled, I feel like I'm missing out on good answers because I don't have time to go through every single page.

I couldn't see if this had been suggested but apols if it has.
(gin'll fix it, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 16:19, 6 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Instead of just a
Question of the week link on top of the page, how about a 'QOTW' and an 'Off Topic' one?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 15:52, 11 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Can we have a new section on b3ta called 'Question for the Weak'
Where asthma sufferers can ask questions like 'How many fit women have you shagged?' and 'how many muggers have you used your kung-fu on?'
( WormuIus, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 15:47, Reply)