I'm Bristolian
So we have some well mint and proper phrases.

For example.

We can go 'up the Downs' and if you are looking for The Bunch of Grapes pub, you'll find it 'round the back of the centre'

Ow biss.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:45, 29 replies)

Alroight me luvver?
I bin smooving the cat. 'Ow be an?
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:47, closed)

Yer, I scraged me knee

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:50, closed)

was it on the slider?
(BigAndyBee, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 23:03, closed)

Cheers drive!

( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:49, closed)

You'm like me new Daps then eh?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:50, closed)

Gert Lush me babber.

( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:52, closed)

Bleeding forriners...
They come over here...oh, wrong week
( snee held his breath since, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 14:00, closed)

Cheers Drive
^^
Let's start a campaign for a road somewhere in Bristol to be called this.
(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 16:26, closed)

I'd love that.
I've been told to stop hollering 'Cheers Drive!' in the direction of pilots when arriving back at Bristol Airport.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 21:33, closed)

Ah....
I went to Uni in "Brizzzle" and lived there for a couple of years afterwards too. If there's some things I don't miss about it, then it woudl have to be the place and the people. Ah the memories....
(spazmataz mong-a-long-a-ding-dong, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 15:29, closed)

So you didn't like Bristol then?
Shame, it has a lot to offer.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 16:01, closed)

Hark at ee!!

( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 16:18, closed)

mind you, bet you lived in Clifton if you were at the Uni.
A haunt of upper class bell-ends if there ever was one.
(BigAndyBee, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 1:33, closed)

what like they didn't experience
The 'real' Brizzole? They were a student mind.......If they ventured South of the triangle they were hard as nails.
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 2:00, closed)

Clifton twats - I was working in Clifton Down. A posh twat bitch who was living near the Triangle asked if we had a nearer branch. Now if you squint at it it is perhaps half a mile. She said it was too far to walk all that way uphill - I doubt if even a greasy marble would roll down the hill un-pushed.

Clifton always pushes my rant button

Plus they all wear flip-flops in the winter
(BigAndyBee, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 2:22, closed)

AND

Ugg boots in the summer.
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 2:12, closed)

I'm a Bristolian too!
I grew up in Brislington, so here are a few of my favorites.

Girt Lush.

Wicked.

The snow is pitching.

Going up the shops.

Alright?
(Woofie, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 18:02, closed)

'borrow me your pen'
is one I heard

I remember my first week at work in Bristle.
A bloke told me this spectacle frame has a nice big 'areal' on it like his old ones. had visions of him walking along with a huge antenna waving around in the air.

Still, the Bristol terminal L is the only example of a linguistic characteristic being unique to a city, in the world.

hence
Vauxhall Astral
Australial
I'm going to the cashpoint to drawl some money out.

Still I bloody loves the place.

Currently living in Fishponds
Cheers to R-Ma, your young-un and our babber :)
(BigAndyBee, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 20:51, closed)

Zyder I up lan-lord!
Yer, Fishponds is well posh these days innit. What with a Witherspoon's and a 'larger than average' branch on Corals.

Anyways, don't tell I, tell ee.

Gurt lush mint.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 21:17, closed)

The Witherspoons had four bouncers on it the other night.
Not even the one in St.George has that.

Right I off to Asdals.
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 21:30, closed)

If you'm going to Asdals Longwell Green
They've just done it up. Done it up proper mind.

They'm got these fancy new check-outs what read summat called barcodes. Witchcraft I tells ya.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 21:34, closed)

lol, I locum in the Opticians there twice a week. It's bloody normus, and blummin lush, mind.
My flat overlooks the Van Dyck. We love the sound of drunken violence.
(BigAndyBee, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 1:29, closed)

My very, very favourite!

I used to work as a nurse in Southmead Hospital. So I heard all sorts of "Bristolisms." But my all time favourite, complete with additional "L's"
was:

My Saral has diareal. Which translated means. My Sarah has diarrhoea.

Ace!
(Woofie, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 21:25, closed)

Ark at ee!
One of my favourites and it fits in with where you worked!

You nervous mate?

Nervous? I'm sweating like a 'Meader in a Maths test!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 21:31, closed)

Ere?

that maths test...wheres that to?
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 22:07, closed)

On the basis that all (South)'Meaders
Are thick, any maths test is bound to make the average 'Meader a bit loose.

You JANNER!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 22:10, closed)

Where's that to?
Um...
( @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:34, closed)

ahnt seen you...
...frages

Fact, any bristolian phrase can be turned into a Gloucester one by adding "mind" (pronounced "moind") to the end of the sentence.
( Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 14:06, closed)

This is true
I moved from Gloucester to Bristol for uni and that's pretty much the only thing that was different about the way people speak.
( Pretender, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 18:06, closed)